Simon Jessey
@scjessey.bsky.social
🏴 Englishman (living in the USA 🇺🇲)
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
📜 Municipal planning commissioner
🖖🏻 Star Trek fan
⚽ Tottenham Hotspur fan. COYS! 🤍
🏏 Surrey cricket fan
🏈 Philadelphia Eagles fan 🦅
📺 YouTuber "TrekkieMoto"
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ straight ally
🤝 Joined August 30, 2023
"Because of the mass immigration, a disease that we'd been rid of in North America made its way up from South America, as these migrants brought some of their cattle with them." – Scott Bessent, the actual Secretary of the fucking Treasury, I shit you not.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Because of the mass immigration, a disease that we'd been rid of in North America made its way up from South America, as these migrants brought some of their cattle with them." – Scott Bessent, the actual Secretary of the fucking Treasury, I shit you not.
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I found a place called "Jessop's" in New Castle, Delaware that serves a really good shepherd's pie with a ridiculous portion size. It's probably a couple of hours away from you (just an hour from me).
jessops-tavern.com
jessops-tavern.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I found a place called "Jessop's" in New Castle, Delaware that serves a really good shepherd's pie with a ridiculous portion size. It's probably a couple of hours away from you (just an hour from me).
jessops-tavern.com
jessops-tavern.com
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Here's an example.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Here's an example.
You maniacs!
We had them by the BALLS. Democrats just SWEPT an election and then just GAVE IT ALL AWAY. America had spoken and REJECTED the Republicans and their shutdown. Democrats had ALL THE CARDS.
Madness!
We had them by the BALLS. Democrats just SWEPT an election and then just GAVE IT ALL AWAY. America had spoken and REJECTED the Republicans and their shutdown. Democrats had ALL THE CARDS.
Madness!
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You maniacs!
We had them by the BALLS. Democrats just SWEPT an election and then just GAVE IT ALL AWAY. America had spoken and REJECTED the Republicans and their shutdown. Democrats had ALL THE CARDS.
Madness!
We had them by the BALLS. Democrats just SWEPT an election and then just GAVE IT ALL AWAY. America had spoken and REJECTED the Republicans and their shutdown. Democrats had ALL THE CARDS.
Madness!
Which of these government workers are currently getting paid?
• the people dragging people off the street and breaking up families.
• the people stopping planes from crashing.
• the people dragging people off the street and breaking up families.
• the people stopping planes from crashing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Which of these government workers are currently getting paid?
• the people dragging people off the street and breaking up families.
• the people stopping planes from crashing.
• the people dragging people off the street and breaking up families.
• the people stopping planes from crashing.
Seriously, almost anybody else would probably be better.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Seriously, almost anybody else would probably be better.
This great blue heron is traipsing around the retention basin near my house, looking all stately and aloof.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This great blue heron is traipsing around the retention basin near my house, looking all stately and aloof.
Quote with a 10/10 album. 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album. 🎶
The other people in the room have presumably built up a tolerance to Trump's farts.
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The other people in the room have presumably built up a tolerance to Trump's farts.
Live shot of Trump watching election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Live shot of Trump watching election results.
The first record I ever bought with my own money.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The first record I ever bought with my own money.
Eastern Daylight Time versus Eastern Standard Time.
November 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Eastern Daylight Time versus Eastern Standard Time.
"Want some candy, little one?"
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Want some candy, little one?"
Disease carriers who are highly aggressive to humans can be found all over the country, so what else is new?
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Disease carriers who are highly aggressive to humans can be found all over the country, so what else is new?
These are pretty weird.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
These are pretty weird.
Trump destroyed the Right Wing.
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Trump destroyed the Right Wing.
All these years later, I'm still uneasy about swimming in the sea.
October 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All these years later, I'm still uneasy about swimming in the sea.
Tottenham Hotspur unveil new men's football leadership structure
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tottenham Hotspur unveil new men's football leadership structure
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
Valley of the Dinosaurs
Valley of the Dinosaurs
October 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
Valley of the Dinosaurs
Valley of the Dinosaurs
September 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
