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@sciencesarah.bsky.social
Historians are sounding the alarm. Scientists are sounding the alarm. Professors are sounding the alarm. Ppl who study authoritarianism are sounding the alarm. Cult experts are sounding the alarm! Pay attention NOW!
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The fact that 12% of federal judges are Black shows the corruption of DEI. The fact that 67% of Supreme Court Justices belong to a small legal cult called the Federalist Society shows the power of meritocracy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The fact that 12% of federal judges are Black shows the corruption of DEI. The fact that 67% of Supreme Court Justices belong to a small legal cult called the Federalist Society shows the power of meritocracy.
Ok, I’ll buy ONE thing on Black Friday.
F u, Washington posT! (I can’t not hear that in Lisandra’s voice!)
F u, Washington posT! (I can’t not hear that in Lisandra’s voice!)
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November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Ok, I’ll buy ONE thing on Black Friday.
F u, Washington posT! (I can’t not hear that in Lisandra’s voice!)
F u, Washington posT! (I can’t not hear that in Lisandra’s voice!)
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Minnesota has been shaken to its core by political violence this year. We know first hand that rhetoric like this has real life consequences.
Everyone should call this out for what it is - the sitting president calling for deaths of Members of Congress. This is what dictators do.
Everyone should call this out for what it is - the sitting president calling for deaths of Members of Congress. This is what dictators do.
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Minnesota has been shaken to its core by political violence this year. We know first hand that rhetoric like this has real life consequences.
Everyone should call this out for what it is - the sitting president calling for deaths of Members of Congress. This is what dictators do.
Everyone should call this out for what it is - the sitting president calling for deaths of Members of Congress. This is what dictators do.
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"Why do so many Americans live in poverty? Because so many rich people benefit from it.
This is the thesis of the lauded sociologist Matthew Desmond’s new book, Poverty, by America."
This is the thesis of the lauded sociologist Matthew Desmond’s new book, Poverty, by America."
The War on Poverty Is Over. Rich People Won.
The sociologist Matthew Desmond believes that being poor is different in the U.S. than in other rich countries.
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Why do so many Americans live in poverty? Because so many rich people benefit from it.
This is the thesis of the lauded sociologist Matthew Desmond’s new book, Poverty, by America."
This is the thesis of the lauded sociologist Matthew Desmond’s new book, Poverty, by America."
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
I hadn’t heard about the AP Psych study guide books being banned?!
The US military tried to ban nearly 600 books in schools on military bases in response to Trump’s executive orders.
Most were related to race and gender, but these AP psychology books⁉️
Thank you, @aclu.org, for fighting and winning this one.
🎬 @non_toxic_masculinity
Most were related to race and gender, but these AP psychology books⁉️
Thank you, @aclu.org, for fighting and winning this one.
🎬 @non_toxic_masculinity
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I hadn’t heard about the AP Psych study guide books being banned?!
“infidel of every denomination” 🙂
What is a good American? trib.al/PoDUCJI
It’s simple: One who believes in the Constitution, representative government, the rule of law, and certain inalienable rights for all. That’s it. No Jesus. No God. No Christianity. The title “American” is open to all.
It’s simple: One who believes in the Constitution, representative government, the rule of law, and certain inalienable rights for all. That’s it. No Jesus. No God. No Christianity. The title “American” is open to all.
Mike Johnson Understands Nothing About the
United States of America
The speaker led a rogues’ gallery of Republicans impugning the patriotism of the No Kings rallygoers. On Saturday, the real Americans had their say.
trib.al
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“infidel of every denomination” 🙂
We ❤️ lethality. Being the most lethal is pretty cool. Fight, warfighters! My heart goes out to you, and I pray god will bless the weapons. We are the victims! Lethality lethality lethality, wow!
-all pentagon comms from now on
-all pentagon comms from now on
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We ❤️ lethality. Being the most lethal is pretty cool. Fight, warfighters! My heart goes out to you, and I pray god will bless the weapons. We are the victims! Lethality lethality lethality, wow!
-all pentagon comms from now on
-all pentagon comms from now on
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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Why isn’t every large account warning about the “network state” movement? In August, “network state” leader Balaji Srinivassan—a close ally of Peter Thiel & Marc Andreessen—wrote that, “When Bitcoin wins,” it “ends the Fed,” the “battle begins,” & “it's time to build”. 1/
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Why isn’t every large account warning about the “network state” movement? In August, “network state” leader Balaji Srinivassan—a close ally of Peter Thiel & Marc Andreessen—wrote that, “When Bitcoin wins,” it “ends the Fed,” the “battle begins,” & “it's time to build”. 1/
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The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.
October 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.
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AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
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Portland right now.
October 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Portland right now.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
Happy Mean Girls Day!
October 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happy Mean Girls Day!
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"Only if we understand, can we care. Only if we care, we will help. Only if we help, we shall be saved."
"What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make."
Jane Goodall was the best of us.
"What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make."
Jane Goodall was the best of us.
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Only if we understand, can we care. Only if we care, we will help. Only if we help, we shall be saved."
"What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make."
Jane Goodall was the best of us.
"What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make."
Jane Goodall was the best of us.
Good soup!
Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate 🥰. Truly the most wonderful time of the year. 👻 #SLM
Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate 🥰. Truly the most wonderful time of the year. 👻 #SLM
Happy October 1st! Ready for hoodies and soups and snuggles.
a cartoon of snoopy dressed as a witch stirring a cauldron with the words happy october
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy dressed as a witch stirring a cauldron with the words happy october
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October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Good soup!
Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate 🥰. Truly the most wonderful time of the year. 👻 #SLM
Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate 🥰. Truly the most wonderful time of the year. 👻 #SLM