schweg
@schwegler.lol
(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell
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🏳️🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@schwegler, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
the best thing grimes ever did was not show up for the collab with azealia banks so that banks had to hide in a closet from elon musk
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained
The billionaire house hostage saga of Azealia Banks, Elon Musk, and Grimes, explained
Here’s the background you need to understand the story.
www.vox.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the best thing grimes ever did was not show up for the collab with azealia banks so that banks had to hide in a closet from elon musk
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/azealia-banks-elon-musk-grimes-explained
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As someone who used to like listening to Grimes I gotta say that watching her slide into this shit over the years is very disorienting, even if it’s not surprising anymore.
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
As someone who used to like listening to Grimes I gotta say that watching her slide into this shit over the years is very disorienting, even if it’s not surprising anymore.
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so, i was weeding the dvd collection and came across this, produced in association with Focus on the Family. has anyone seen it or even heard about it? 🥚
October 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
so, i was weeding the dvd collection and came across this, produced in association with Focus on the Family. has anyone seen it or even heard about it? 🥚
package update: the lady said i put my package in the correct location for it to get mailed out and sometimes they don’t get scanned until later so i’m hoped it’ll show up to where it needs to get; i just can’t turn off my brain screaming at me for not getting a receipt and assuming it’s lost
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
package update: the lady said i put my package in the correct location for it to get mailed out and sometimes they don’t get scanned until later so i’m hoped it’ll show up to where it needs to get; i just can’t turn off my brain screaming at me for not getting a receipt and assuming it’s lost
also, good morning or whatever, i guess
October 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
also, good morning or whatever, i guess
called out of work because i think i have a sinus infection and need antibiotics
but also because i need to go to the post office when they open to check on that package i dropped off
hopefully both go well
but also because i need to go to the post office when they open to check on that package i dropped off
hopefully both go well
October 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
called out of work because i think i have a sinus infection and need antibiotics
but also because i need to go to the post office when they open to check on that package i dropped off
hopefully both go well
but also because i need to go to the post office when they open to check on that package i dropped off
hopefully both go well
are people watching kpop demon hunters the way my little cousins would watch shrek and just keeping it on repeat all day?
it’s a good movie but 15 weeks in the top 10 streaming titles seems just a bit much
it’s a good movie but 15 weeks in the top 10 streaming titles seems just a bit much
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
are people watching kpop demon hunters the way my little cousins would watch shrek and just keeping it on repeat all day?
it’s a good movie but 15 weeks in the top 10 streaming titles seems just a bit much
it’s a good movie but 15 weeks in the top 10 streaming titles seems just a bit much
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[venting]
everything that could go wrong today is
the package i dropped off at the prepaid postage table at the post office hasn't been scanned and there's apparently just nothing anyone can so about it
i can't get anyone at my apartment complex OR the management company to answer the phone […]
everything that could go wrong today is
the package i dropped off at the prepaid postage table at the post office hasn't been scanned and there's apparently just nothing anyone can so about it
i can't get anyone at my apartment complex OR the management company to answer the phone […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
October 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
[venting]
everything that could go wrong today is
the package i dropped off at the prepaid postage table at the post office hasn't been scanned and there's apparently just nothing anyone can so about it
i can't get anyone at my apartment complex OR the management company to answer the phone […]
everything that could go wrong today is
the package i dropped off at the prepaid postage table at the post office hasn't been scanned and there's apparently just nothing anyone can so about it
i can't get anyone at my apartment complex OR the management company to answer the phone […]
new, terrible sequel to The Ring just dropped
October 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
new, terrible sequel to The Ring just dropped
going to CBT for a CBT kink
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
going to CBT for a CBT kink
"Shortly after his graduation from Dartmouth, Byrne suffered from testicular cancer; he recovered, but three bouts of the cancer in his 20s left him hospitalized nearly three years and in convalescence for three more."
how many balls and how much microplastics did the dude Have?
how many balls and how much microplastics did the dude Have?
October 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"Shortly after his graduation from Dartmouth, Byrne suffered from testicular cancer; he recovered, but three bouts of the cancer in his 20s left him hospitalized nearly three years and in convalescence for three more."
how many balls and how much microplastics did the dude Have?
how many balls and how much microplastics did the dude Have?
i regret to report to you that i have the 'i have one daughter' song stuck in my head
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i regret to report to you that i have the 'i have one daughter' song stuck in my head
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384373024192862
"so many kids love my ugly car that i keep toys in it to hand out to them" is the thought pattern of a broken broken brain
still not over this
who thinks like that?
my mommy Literally told me to not take gifts from strangers in weird […]
"so many kids love my ugly car that i keep toys in it to hand out to them" is the thought pattern of a broken broken brain
still not over this
who thinks like that?
my mommy Literally told me to not take gifts from strangers in weird […]
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384373024192862
"so many kids love my ugly car that i keep toys in it to hand out to them" is the thought pattern of a broken broken brain
still not over this
who thinks like that?
my mommy Literally told me to not take gifts from strangers in weird […]
"so many kids love my ugly car that i keep toys in it to hand out to them" is the thought pattern of a broken broken brain
still not over this
who thinks like that?
my mommy Literally told me to not take gifts from strangers in weird […]
MY main takeaway from this article is that a concerning number of #cybertruck owners keep toys for children they don't know in their ugly, ugly cars
https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/?_sp=217febd8-c3fd-4cd3-a37b-12983fcc630c.1760625389088
https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/?_sp=217febd8-c3fd-4cd3-a37b-12983fcc630c.1760625389088
Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck
“We were the targets.” WIRED spoke to seven Tesla Cybertruck owners about their most controversial purchase and why they're proud to drive it.
www.wired.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
MY main takeaway from this article is that a concerning number of #cybertruck owners keep toys for children they don't know in their ugly, ugly cars
https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/?_sp=217febd8-c3fd-4cd3-a37b-12983fcc630c.1760625389088
https://www.wired.com/story/owning-a-cybertruck/?_sp=217febd8-c3fd-4cd3-a37b-12983fcc630c.1760625389088
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i shall nto rest until i have the correct numbre of follwoers (0)
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i shall nto rest until i have the correct numbre of follwoers (0)
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rear window remake where hes watchign his doorbell camera the whole time
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
rear window remake where hes watchign his doorbell camera the whole time
desperately wanting to watch The Celebrity Traitors but refusing to learn how to use a VPN on my TV
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
desperately wanting to watch The Celebrity Traitors but refusing to learn how to use a VPN on my TV
when i eventually lose enough weight to have cheat day, I'm gonna eat so much food at the nearest combination pizza hut and taco bell
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
when i eventually lose enough weight to have cheat day, I'm gonna eat so much food at the nearest combination pizza hut and taco bell
"we've got a great part for you! gonna be huge! you're Heinrich Himmler’s Masseur"
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"we've got a great part for you! gonna be huge! you're Heinrich Himmler’s Masseur"
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384037909110206
left something at home
turned around to get it even though it would make me run a little late
passed a big wreck that Just happened on my way in to the office
left something at home
turned around to get it even though it would make me run a little late
passed a big wreck that Just happened on my way in to the office
did that thing your mom always talks about this morning
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115384037909110206
left something at home
turned around to get it even though it would make me run a little late
passed a big wreck that Just happened on my way in to the office
left something at home
turned around to get it even though it would make me run a little late
passed a big wreck that Just happened on my way in to the office
did that thing your mom always talks about this morning
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
did that thing your mom always talks about this morning
911? I have the hiccups!
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
911? I have the hiccups!