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schweg
@schwegler.lol
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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

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new, terrible sequel to The Ring just dropped
A screenshot of an email from "Temu" with the subject line "This item will be sent to you within 6 days." Below the subject, it reads "Take a look now!" and shows a "Promotions" tag and a star icon. The email was received at 2:27 PM.
October 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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A meme image with a white background and black text at the top that reads "The Mastodon interface, explained:". Below that is a screenshot of a row of five Mastodon interaction icons: a reply arrow, a boost icon (two arrows forming a rectangle), a star, a bookmark, and three dots. Each icon has a label pointing to it with an arrow. The labels are: "shitpost" pointing to the reply arrow. "like" pointing to the boost icon. "send read receipt" pointing to the star. "it's a video with sound and I can't listen right now" pointing to the bookmark. reddit source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Mastodon/comments/1o5uu0v/mastodon_interface_explained/ og source: https://fedi.tail.ooo/@kianga/statuses/01K7ES06WZ2B9850J21RHRGV9D (blocked at work so I can't re-toot it)
October 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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i can never take a pic of them together where violet is more tgna just a pair of eyes, how here’s a bonus pic

#cats #catsofmastodon #violet
A black cat with yellow eyes, wearing a pink collar with a bell, sitting on a brown ottoman. A TV is visible in the background.
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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how it’s going today

#cats #catsofmastodon #rose #violet
A sleeping tabby cat and a sitting black cat with a collar are on a brown ottoman, in front of a TV displaying a man with minimal clothing.
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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ok now lee pace is walking around in a diaper and a cape like a super baby

#tv #foundation #superbaby #heishotenoughthatthisisoktho
Two shirtless men with scarves on their heads stand outdoors, one with a serious expression, under a clear blue sky. Caption reads: "If both knees should drop, this is a signal of submission."
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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rose is in deep thought
A close-up of a male tabby cat with green eyes (Rose), looking to the side, sitting on a white surface with a blurred indoor background.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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large and in charge

#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #rose
A relaxed tabby cat (Rose) with green eyes is lying on a brown textured surface. A video game controller lies on his back.
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@schwegler/115355749531971492

oh noooooo, can’t get up now, it would disturb the precious void sweetie that just got on me

guess i’ll just have to stay in bed a while longer 😏
A black cat with yellow eyes and a pink collar sits on a bed with a patterned quilt. The background features a gray wall and a mirror.
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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#disney #girlbossingtooclosetothesun
October 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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still not over seeing Rilo Kiley finally
Jenny Lewis sings into a microphone while playing a Roland keyboard, and Blake, next to her, plays an electric guitar on stage under warm lights during the Rilo Kiley show in Atlanta on September 26th, 2025.
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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took this photo of my bestie jacob outside my apartment and sent it to him to be like “have a safe drive” but now I’m realizing it just looks like I’m stalking him?
A red Toyota car is parked, showing an interior view with a person in the driver's seat. The person appears to be engaged with something in their hands. Green leaves frame the top of the image, partially obscuring the view.
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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in celebration of hitting 666, here is maybe my favorite internet video ever posted online

#monsterenergy #monster #meme #video #viral #viralvideo
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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we did it! :D
bottoms up and the devils laughs 🎉
my profile, now with 666 followers
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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so close
my profile showing 660 followers
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Violet is also here

#cats #violet #catsofmastodon #voidcats
A close-up of a black cat with large yellow eyes, wearing a pink collar with a bell. The background includes blurred furniture and other household items.
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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my baby boy rose is sleepy

#catsofmastodon #cats #rose #sleepytime
A content tabby cat with closed eyes is resting on a textured surface. Its fur features distinct stripes, and a portion of its white belly is visible.
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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meats!
Two seasoned beef steaks are sizzling in a cast-iron skillet, with steam rising and oil visible in the pan.
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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people are asking me A Lot of things already answered by my fox news chyron
Fox news screenshot MILLER: I'M NOT 4'10" "It sounds like AOC needs a new therapist." /FOX NEWS channel TEXT JESSE @ (929) 286-7479
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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who talks like this? fr
the CEO of bsky replying to someone asking her where she got her amazing creme brule with 'French restaurant'
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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my favorite part of bsky was hitting arbitrary follower number goals

so excited for 666 again
'444 followers' on my profile
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM