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Michael
@schmoopy.bsky.social
Married midwest gay. Video game enjoyer – Destiny 2 | Diablo 4. Made happier with noodles.
Skill issue
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Hehehehe
November 29, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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I don’t think he deserves the courtesy of a graceful concession, having never offered one himself.
November 6, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Idea: Caroling for Halloween and it's just a quintet going door to door singing "Down the Witches Road."
October 30, 2024 at 4:56 PM
October 30, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Lmao
October 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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FRODO: *putting on the One Ring*

EYE OF SAURON: I seee youuu

FRODO: lol check it out

EYE OF SAURON: you're ssssupposed to wear it on your fingerrrr
October 11, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
October 14, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Friday will do fine.
October 4, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Halloween is coming up soon, sluts.
September 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Zoë has had enough of the photos already.
September 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
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This made the rounds a few weeks ago, pre-Bluesky video, but now it needs to be here. No idea who created it, but here's David Attenborough narrating the "evolutionary disadvantaged" Cybertruck.
September 22, 2024 at 4:16 AM
First 10%!
September 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Think I was a few minutes too late to capture the lunar eclipse, but since I set up my tripod and brought out the big boy (100-400mm) lens, I decided to shoot anyways. I'll post the final version once I've run it through Lightroom. Camera playback is zoomed in about 150% here.

#moon #lunareclipse
September 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Get to know your moots. List 10 things you're into:

🎮 video games
🎨 graphic design
🖖 Star Trek
📝 writing
📸 photography
🛠️ home DIY
🖨️ 3D printing
🚘 cars
🐶 furry frens
👬 mens
Get to know your moots. List 10 things you're into:

🎲 TTRPG
📚 indie comics
🎬 video essays
🎨 drawing
📊 infographics and statistics
🎮 videogames
🏊 swimming
🍀 weed
📐 graphic design
🖥️ game design and coding
Get to know your moots. List 10 things you're into:

🍰 Baking
🖌 Miniature Painting
🪡 Sewing
✨️ Rubber
👌 Edging
🍑 Butts
🧶 Knitting
🎲 DnD
🐙 Arkham Horror
🏳️‍🌈 Queer Art & Comics
September 17, 2024 at 9:17 PM
AI toilet paper that examines your stool, uploads logs to your healthcare provider, and sends recipe recommendations to your smart watch.
September 17, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I chuckled
September 5, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Less than a week before the Bell Riots.
August 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Less than a week before the Bell Riots.
August 27, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Mr. Kenobi has referred to Mos Eisley as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." But we sat down with some patrons at a local cantina and they painted a very different picture of life in the the struggling spaceport town and explained why they continue to support Mr. Jabba's leadership.
August 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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“I really fucking hate generative AI.”
— James Cuda, Procreate CEO

x.com/procreate/st...

procreate.com/ai
Creativity is made, not generated — Procreate®
We are not adding generative AI to our apps. Here's why.
procreate.com
August 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
It was a good day.
August 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I did a thing 🥹
August 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM