Parliament reopened today, but Nigel Farage was in Washington DC on his 10th trip to the US since becoming an MP. You don't get to earn £1m from 12 jobs by wasting time on what is meant to be your full time role.

Harvey Milk served in the Navy during the Korean War, but was discharged in 1955, not for any misconduct, but because he was gay.

And now his name is being removed from a Navy vessel, once again not because of anything he did wrong, but because he was gay.

It's the same hate from the same scum.

Last year my wife had breast cancer and a double mastectomy.

This morning, for the first time ever, she was challenged in the changing rooms at the swimming pool. Her breasts were not what make her a woman - but, breasts or not, she is entitled to dignity and protection from vigilantes.

Just paid off the last £90 of my student loan 🎉🎉🎉🎉 The government putting the interest from 1% up to 6% and then dropping it to 4% is scandalous. I don't even pay that much interest on my mortgage.

Dear BBC the USA is not ‘stepping up pressure on Ukraine to agree a peace deal’. It is taking Russia’s side in the war.

Whenever you welcome guests, treat them with kindness, grace and respect. Simple as that.

Wow a court case that is sensible and has gone in our favour!

GC beliefs ARE like racism

Highly recommend Slow Horses on Apple TV if you need something to watch.

Phuket Airport tannoy announcements are chaotic. Some are pre-recorded and some are live but the staff are all starting new announcements before the previous is done and bing bonging over each other then repeating things 3 times over 😫

In Thailand and bought my other half a new phone from the @xiaomiglobal.bsky.social store. Came with a robot vacuum cleaner, smart speaker, rucksack and battery pack all as freebies plus it was cheaper than in the UK. Result.

Just seen a hotel bar in Thailand advertising a cheese board. Brie, Roquefort, goats cheese is all good until they added parmesan. Bleurgh

Noisy bugger just flew overhead.

Just turned the gas fire on and the fucking cat is putting his nose in it. Does he actually want a burnt nose?!

Get me to the sunshine and away from work. Now.

Urgh 2 people at work have had tantrums today and I can't be arsed with it at all.

A 1 star Google review is a sure fire way to stop yourself getting a job that you've applied for 🤦‍♂️

Things to know about the London farmers' protest:

- From 2026 anyone inheriting UK farmland will have to pay 20% inheritance tax on assets worth over £1m
- The usual rate, for everyone else, is 40% on assets over £325k
- The biggest owner of farmland is the aristocracy

After seeing what this place is like for a few days it's a breath of fresh air compared to that cess pit x. Hiya!