SCARY WIZARD
@scarywizard89.bsky.social
Lawful Neutral Mage 3
36|He/him/his, they/them/theirs|GrayHet|Left-Wing
Cats|TTRPGs|Video Games
Sometimes posts goofy/politics/AI-Positive/cats
36|He/him/his, they/them/theirs|GrayHet|Left-Wing
Cats|TTRPGs|Video Games
Sometimes posts goofy/politics/AI-Positive/cats
Posted a request on Giant in the Playground, Generic Classes UA v3.5. Guy CRASHES THE FUCK OUT and starts bitching about how "bad" they are. I got his post removed, and internet be internetting, but I don't shriek at people who play WFRPG or PF2E even though I dislike those?
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Posted a request on Giant in the Playground, Generic Classes UA v3.5. Guy CRASHES THE FUCK OUT and starts bitching about how "bad" they are. I got his post removed, and internet be internetting, but I don't shriek at people who play WFRPG or PF2E even though I dislike those?
My god, I forgot how GOD DAMN CUTE Thelma Lou from The Andy Griffith Show is, she has the prettiest eyes.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My god, I forgot how GOD DAMN CUTE Thelma Lou from The Andy Griffith Show is, she has the prettiest eyes.
I got my electric trike in the mail and I'm gonna put it together later today. If anyone's engagements break off after tomorrow, it's because your fiancée saw me cruising and couldn't resist me. I will not apologize. I will pull more ass than a brush at a petting zoo. 😼😼😼
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I got my electric trike in the mail and I'm gonna put it together later today. If anyone's engagements break off after tomorrow, it's because your fiancée saw me cruising and couldn't resist me. I will not apologize. I will pull more ass than a brush at a petting zoo. 😼😼😼
DUMB MOBILE ADS I SEE, A COLLECTION
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
DUMB MOBILE ADS I SEE, A COLLECTION
I think Eegah! was an alright movie.
October 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I think Eegah! was an alright movie.
I just backed Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/617...
Epic Warrior!
Epic Warrior!
Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans
Building a memorial gaming table for fans of Dungeons & Dragons, in Lake Geneva, WI, dedicated to the game's co-creator, Gary Gygax
www.kickstarter.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I just backed Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/617...
Epic Warrior!
Epic Warrior!
If your sole source of news is podcasts, just shut the fuck up. My uncle watches those motherfuckers and the only thing he's capable of doing outside of working is crashing out because someone who ALSO Didn't Do The Research shrieked about their hunches in front of a boom mic.
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If your sole source of news is podcasts, just shut the fuck up. My uncle watches those motherfuckers and the only thing he's capable of doing outside of working is crashing out because someone who ALSO Didn't Do The Research shrieked about their hunches in front of a boom mic.
Mobile Game Ad: *snorts cocaine* HI, I'M THE BOSS OF GOSSIP HARBOR.
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Mobile Game Ad: *snorts cocaine* HI, I'M THE BOSS OF GOSSIP HARBOR.
The only appropriate response to Minsc when he's on his shit.
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The only appropriate response to Minsc when he's on his shit.
*to a naval authority* "I have my letter from Mark, right here." *gets arrested*
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*to a naval authority* "I have my letter from Mark, right here." *gets arrested*
inspired by stupid mobile game ads
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
inspired by stupid mobile game ads
Don't Look in the Basement is the most misleading horror movie ever, when Sam looked in the basement there wasn't a single LoL streamer or Magic player in sight.
September 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't Look in the Basement is the most misleading horror movie ever, when Sam looked in the basement there wasn't a single LoL streamer or Magic player in sight.
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very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
If I was on Hey Arnold!, I would have solved Stoop Kid's problems but pushing him off his stoop and peeing all over it so he couldn't sit on it again because it had pee on it.
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If I was on Hey Arnold!, I would have solved Stoop Kid's problems but pushing him off his stoop and peeing all over it so he couldn't sit on it again because it had pee on it.
*unzips pants* I know what will.
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*unzips pants* I know what will.
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*kicks down the door* HI, I'M ERNEST BORGNINE, AND I GOT YOUR WIFE PRRREGNANT!
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*kicks down the door* HI, I'M ERNEST BORGNINE, AND I GOT YOUR WIFE PRRREGNANT!
*watching a movie with Jany Clair in it* I'd better not feel anything funny!
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
*watching a movie with Jany Clair in it* I'd better not feel anything funny!
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
*goes Through the Portal of Time to England in the 1940s* *holds an MP3 player with a compilation of Jeff Boomhauer dialogue up to J.R.R. Tolkien's ears*
TREMBLE, MORTAL, AND DESPAIR! FOR THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BASTARDIZATION OF YOUR BELOVED LANGUAGE!
TREMBLE, MORTAL, AND DESPAIR! FOR THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BASTARDIZATION OF YOUR BELOVED LANGUAGE!
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*goes Through the Portal of Time to England in the 1940s* *holds an MP3 player with a compilation of Jeff Boomhauer dialogue up to J.R.R. Tolkien's ears*
TREMBLE, MORTAL, AND DESPAIR! FOR THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BASTARDIZATION OF YOUR BELOVED LANGUAGE!
TREMBLE, MORTAL, AND DESPAIR! FOR THIS IS THE ULTIMATE BASTARDIZATION OF YOUR BELOVED LANGUAGE!
I don't know why no one hasn't beat that purple barefoot elf lady in WoW with socks full of soap and razorblades yet. Fuck's Liadrin praying for when she could just like... fill a sock with soap and razorblades and go "lol improv flail".
August 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don't know why no one hasn't beat that purple barefoot elf lady in WoW with socks full of soap and razorblades yet. Fuck's Liadrin praying for when she could just like... fill a sock with soap and razorblades and go "lol improv flail".