It's something I notice only among the CharOp crowd, too. Like, no one else freaks out except for them, and they're also the people who tend to ghost out on games the minute they realize they're not going to be able to top the GM from the bottom or push the other players around.

I'm also gonna say this: If you NEED twenty-five books to play your character or they can't function, and seeing someone go, "Well, maybe two books for Players?" on a request for a game that that you don't have to play in sets you off, go count your fuckin' dick, man.

also the one where "your wife's step-daughter"... UGH. UGH. UUUGGGHHH! AAAAAA.

Boss: *slams fists on table, externally visible vasovagal response* "I'M THE BOSS OF Gossip HARBOR, WHY DID YOU PUT ADS ON OUR GAME?! IT IS A HEARTFELT, WHOLESOME GAME ABOUT HOW A SINGLE MOTHER FIXES UP A HOUSE! PLAY IT NOW!"
Employees: *look at each other* "...huh?"
Boss: *fart*

Evony
I remember when the advertising for this was at least quasi-honest, and they'd steal Daily Deviations from deviantART, and not use bullet hell gameplay to... What the FUCK are these companies smoking? What's bullet hell gotta do with a Civ clone?

one game that "buys things for stray dogs"
Everyone in this ad looks like they've destroyed at least one toilet at my job and then bitched at me to clean the bathroom while I'm heading in to do just that.

"HAVE HER TAKE HER CLOTHS OFF!!!!!"
Dude, it's a picture of Kelly Brook, and I can guarantee you you can find A LOT MORE, and better, with just a five-second search.

dating sim thing but where you molest your subordinate after getting her drunk
>:|

Gossip Harbor
Fucking unhinged ads with some guy screaming about how he's the "BOSS OF GOSSIP HARBOR" and how it's got heartwarming gameplay. Provided a stroke victim didn't write the script... what the FUCK?
also the mom is stupid

those GenAI ipcture things
"MAEK GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS" and it's a pirate chick
Just use ChatGPT, man, you can get deergirl pirates.

Wizardry Variants Daphne
My phone crashed. I love Wizardry, too. ;___;

those horny GenAI chat things
I like how everyone either looks like a Bratz doll or some weird combination of K-Pop idols and gangster anime fuckboys.

Rocket Money
Who CALLS services to cancel subscriptions, just click buttons. Ads are targetted at Zoomers, and based on two-thirds of every conversation I've had with them, they don't like talking on the phone to begin with and so would naturally know how to cancel with buttons.

RAID: Shadow Legends
Umm, so, it started out with interviews with mobs or whatever, and then it'd segue into the orc woman with huge boobs, and now we're getting guides on the "META BUILDZ!!!!!" for people that want to play games but not learn anything other than one-buttons.

Gahd, they're perfect. ;___;