SCARY WIZARD
@scarywizard89.bsky.social
Lawful Neutral Mage 3
36|He/him/his, they/them/theirs|GrayHet|Left-Wing
Cats|TTRPGs|Video Games
Sometimes posts goofy/politics/AI-Positive/cats
36|He/him/his, they/them/theirs|GrayHet|Left-Wing
Cats|TTRPGs|Video Games
Sometimes posts goofy/politics/AI-Positive/cats
Kitten: *takes a drag off a cigarette* "Name's Poopdick. Doctor Raymond Poopdick III. That's what my humans used to call me."
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Kitten: *takes a drag off a cigarette* "Name's Poopdick. Doctor Raymond Poopdick III. That's what my humans used to call me."
BROADCAST: Yo, if I asked for a ban from your RPG forum recently, it's because you're either bitch-ass gatekeepers or your staff's been staring me down for donations like crackheads. I just wanna let you know, I hope your Tiefling Bard or Deathstalker Fighter get rocks fall'd on.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
BROADCAST: Yo, if I asked for a ban from your RPG forum recently, it's because you're either bitch-ass gatekeepers or your staff's been staring me down for donations like crackheads. I just wanna let you know, I hope your Tiefling Bard or Deathstalker Fighter get rocks fall'd on.
a Tolkien Orc named Dikgâsh
"OI WOT WOT, MY NAME'S DIKGÂSH, SPAWN OF CÚMSLUG."
"OI WOT WOT, MY NAME'S DIKGÂSH, SPAWN OF CÚMSLUG."
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
a Tolkien Orc named Dikgâsh
"OI WOT WOT, MY NAME'S DIKGÂSH, SPAWN OF CÚMSLUG."
"OI WOT WOT, MY NAME'S DIKGÂSH, SPAWN OF CÚMSLUG."
Posted a request on Giant in the Playground, Generic Classes UA v3.5. Guy CRASHES THE FUCK OUT and starts bitching about how "bad" they are. I got his post removed, and internet be internetting, but I don't shriek at people who play WFRPG or PF2E even though I dislike those?
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Posted a request on Giant in the Playground, Generic Classes UA v3.5. Guy CRASHES THE FUCK OUT and starts bitching about how "bad" they are. I got his post removed, and internet be internetting, but I don't shriek at people who play WFRPG or PF2E even though I dislike those?
My god, I forgot how GOD DAMN CUTE Thelma Lou from The Andy Griffith Show is, she has the prettiest eyes.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My god, I forgot how GOD DAMN CUTE Thelma Lou from The Andy Griffith Show is, she has the prettiest eyes.
I got my electric trike in the mail and I'm gonna put it together later today. If anyone's engagements break off after tomorrow, it's because your fiancée saw me cruising and couldn't resist me. I will not apologize. I will pull more ass than a brush at a petting zoo. 😼😼😼
October 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I got my electric trike in the mail and I'm gonna put it together later today. If anyone's engagements break off after tomorrow, it's because your fiancée saw me cruising and couldn't resist me. I will not apologize. I will pull more ass than a brush at a petting zoo. 😼😼😼
DUMB MOBILE ADS I SEE, A COLLECTION
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
DUMB MOBILE ADS I SEE, A COLLECTION
I think Eegah! was an alright movie.
October 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I think Eegah! was an alright movie.
I just backed Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/617...
Epic Warrior!
Epic Warrior!
Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans
Building a memorial gaming table for fans of Dungeons & Dragons, in Lake Geneva, WI, dedicated to the game's co-creator, Gary Gygax
www.kickstarter.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I just backed Gary Gygax Memorial Game Table for Dungeons & Dragons Fans on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/617...
Epic Warrior!
Epic Warrior!
If your sole source of news is podcasts, just shut the fuck up. My uncle watches those motherfuckers and the only thing he's capable of doing outside of working is crashing out because someone who ALSO Didn't Do The Research shrieked about their hunches in front of a boom mic.
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If your sole source of news is podcasts, just shut the fuck up. My uncle watches those motherfuckers and the only thing he's capable of doing outside of working is crashing out because someone who ALSO Didn't Do The Research shrieked about their hunches in front of a boom mic.
Mobile Game Ad: *snorts cocaine* HI, I'M THE BOSS OF GOSSIP HARBOR.
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Mobile Game Ad: *snorts cocaine* HI, I'M THE BOSS OF GOSSIP HARBOR.
The only appropriate response to Minsc when he's on his shit.
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The only appropriate response to Minsc when he's on his shit.
*to a naval authority* "I have my letter from Mark, right here." *gets arrested*
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*to a naval authority* "I have my letter from Mark, right here." *gets arrested*
inspired by stupid mobile game ads
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
inspired by stupid mobile game ads
Don't Look in the Basement is the most misleading horror movie ever, when Sam looked in the basement there wasn't a single LoL streamer or Magic player in sight.
September 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don't Look in the Basement is the most misleading horror movie ever, when Sam looked in the basement there wasn't a single LoL streamer or Magic player in sight.
Reposted by SCARY WIZARD
Reposted by SCARY WIZARD
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
September 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
If I was on Hey Arnold!, I would have solved Stoop Kid's problems but pushing him off his stoop and peeing all over it so he couldn't sit on it again because it had pee on it.
September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If I was on Hey Arnold!, I would have solved Stoop Kid's problems but pushing him off his stoop and peeing all over it so he couldn't sit on it again because it had pee on it.
*unzips pants* I know what will.
September 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*unzips pants* I know what will.
Reposted by SCARY WIZARD
*kicks down the door* HI, I'M ERNEST BORGNINE, AND I GOT YOUR WIFE PRRREGNANT!
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*kicks down the door* HI, I'M ERNEST BORGNINE, AND I GOT YOUR WIFE PRRREGNANT!
*watching a movie with Jany Clair in it* I'd better not feel anything funny!
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
August 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
*watching a movie with Jany Clair in it* I'd better not feel anything funny!
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes
*feels everything funny*
look she has really pretty eyes