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African voice speaking Cantonese. Just some drawings.
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scalpoff.bsky.social
I'm a pretty left leaning person, but the delusions and fantasies on display in the comments here are hilarious.
taliabhatt.itch.io Talia "Estro Junkies" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ @taliabhatt.itch.io · Nov 14
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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pikat.io
what da hell
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Yeah, this convinces me it's not an addiction.

Lots of upsetty spaguetties in this thread.
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Is this is real, its so messed up.
andrewknightfella.bsky.social Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · Sep 1
Be anything you want in life.

Just never EVER be an orc soldier.
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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lovelyhellplace.bsky.social
Contrary to what you might think, we've actually 𝑛𝑜𝑡 been sleeping and / or dead since launching Dread Delusion...

...we've been making a dying earth JRPG called

🍄 ⚔️ 💀 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐘 💀 ⚔️ 🍄

& you can wishlist it on Steam rn!
store.steampowered.com/app/3940340/...
August 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
I need to put this on record:

Games Journalists....... Pfff ahahahahahha
August 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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New from Internet Archive Canada: Queen’s University Library has digitized a collection of rare, self-published sci-fi & fantasy fanzines, making long-lost voices from 1940s–1980s more widely accessible.

⚔️ Start your side quest: blog.archive.org/2025/07/15/s...

@internetarchiveca.bsky.social
Cover of Dark Fantasy No. 22 (1980), published by Shadow Press. The title is printed in bold, stylized yellow and black text at the top. The central illustration features a medieval knight in armor leaning against a large, leaf-covered tree, holding a bow and arrows. A castle is faintly visible in the background. A diagonal black-and-yellow banner across the bottom reads, “Nominated for 10 SPWAO Awards.” Price is listed as $1.50.
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
This is just for my own record. Thousands of palestinians are going to die of starvation within a week. History will not look kindly upon us, and we do not have the excuse of a general difference of morals that could explain away this inaction.
July 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-Québec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. “I said, ‘No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. ‘You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. “They’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. “I never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a “dirty” blanket.
July 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Did Israel just bomb Iran...
June 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
This is a crime against humanity!
June 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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trueref.bsky.social
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May 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Imagine not realizing the implication though.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · May 29
imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
100 favourite short horror stories, in no particular order, with a description and where to find them / where i read them.

Thanks to @oldnick42.bsky.social for the idea.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
100 Favourite Short Horror Stories
docs.google.com
February 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Not to be political, but Hitlers original voice translated into English by AI is starting to make the rounds and this can only end well....
April 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
More of the better ones,
April 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Since I don't use twitter anymore, lemme use this as my repository.
April 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
I gotta expand on this vision from a dream. Brutal planet conquering warriors against isolationist space stationists.
April 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Creepy guy on a friends Zoom call, and a bunch of doodles
April 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Aight, time to get back on the draw train.
April 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Ayo, why would we have an Asexual day? That's like having a "non-participation" day.
April 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
Another of my too many hobbies. Carved and painted this for my grandmother. Basswood, used mineral oil to keep the pale colour.

#woodcarving #painting
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
scalpoff.bsky.social
First real digital drawing on Procreate.

Our groups Pathfinder 1e characters in a Warcraft setting.

I also absolutely phoned in the undead. I procrastinated for 5 months. I just wanted to get it done.

#Procreate #Warcraft
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM