Person: Hi I like your shirt
Me: Your face!
Person: What?
Me: Sorry, I just remembered I need to go defrag my fridge. *horror movies face cam sweaty sprinting*
Me: Your face!
Person: What?
Me: Sorry, I just remembered I need to go defrag my fridge. *horror movies face cam sweaty sprinting*
cute gal complimented my Dillinger Four shirt in the grocery store but unfortunately when im there im in a fugue state and sweating profusely so I said thanks while pretty much sprinting away
July 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Person: Hi I like your shirt
Me: Your face!
Person: What?
Me: Sorry, I just remembered I need to go defrag my fridge. *horror movies face cam sweaty sprinting*
Me: Your face!
Person: What?
Me: Sorry, I just remembered I need to go defrag my fridge. *horror movies face cam sweaty sprinting*
Hi
It's Wednesday
Help
It's Wednesday
I can't type
It's Wednesday
What am I suppose to do
It's Wednesday
Did you know?
It's Wednesday
Help
It's Wednesday
I can't type
It's Wednesday
What am I suppose to do
It's Wednesday
Did you know?
July 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hi
It's Wednesday
Help
It's Wednesday
I can't type
It's Wednesday
What am I suppose to do
It's Wednesday
Did you know?
It's Wednesday
Help
It's Wednesday
I can't type
It's Wednesday
What am I suppose to do
It's Wednesday
Did you know?
the awake had happening'd
hello world
hello world
July 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the awake had happening'd
hello world
hello world
Reposted by Vyxn
Best. Cat picture. Ever. 💖
July 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Best. Cat picture. Ever. 💖
tfw coworker replaces the exact opposite part that is broken
July 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
tfw coworker replaces the exact opposite part that is broken
Today I woke up and went back to bed, can I be asleep pls
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Today I woke up and went back to bed, can I be asleep pls
x.x big eepy lizzer is eepy big x.x
July 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
x.x big eepy lizzer is eepy big x.x
this is the third time I've placed my screw driver down in the same place and lost it.
it didn't go anywhere, I just haven't developed object permanence yet
it didn't go anywhere, I just haven't developed object permanence yet
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this is the third time I've placed my screw driver down in the same place and lost it.
it didn't go anywhere, I just haven't developed object permanence yet
it didn't go anywhere, I just haven't developed object permanence yet
I tried to join the GAMER squad
they said my elo was too low
...
can someone show where elo is in Minecraft
they said my elo was too low
...
can someone show where elo is in Minecraft
July 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I tried to join the GAMER squad
they said my elo was too low
...
can someone show where elo is in Minecraft
they said my elo was too low
...
can someone show where elo is in Minecraft
big eepy x.x the floor is so comfy
July 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
big eepy x.x the floor is so comfy
why that soda so beeg
July 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
why that soda so beeg
new sqwak today, many busy, much shout
machines are loud and now I have no voice
hooray!
machines are loud and now I have no voice
hooray!
July 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
new sqwak today, many busy, much shout
machines are loud and now I have no voice
hooray!
machines are loud and now I have no voice
hooray!
the biggest shiny to ever shiny
July 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the biggest shiny to ever shiny
me staring at my own typo :(
I’m such an easy going person that I’m not even mentioning your typo which is making me hyperventilate
July 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
me staring at my own typo :(
today I am doing an employment and came up a business advice:
you gave the giant lizard access to the servers
why
you gave the giant lizard access to the servers
why
July 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
today I am doing an employment and came up a business advice:
you gave the giant lizard access to the servers
why
you gave the giant lizard access to the servers
why
I am currently iron man
He's p metal
He's p metal
July 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am currently iron man
He's p metal
He's p metal
I forgot I'm not a vampire tonight
my choices are bear, ironman, a murderer, a chameleon, or a small child that is very old
this is hard
my choices are bear, ironman, a murderer, a chameleon, or a small child that is very old
this is hard
July 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I forgot I'm not a vampire tonight
my choices are bear, ironman, a murderer, a chameleon, or a small child that is very old
this is hard
my choices are bear, ironman, a murderer, a chameleon, or a small child that is very old
this is hard
do not regret cheese
cheese is eternal
cheese is eternal
Got back from a 3.5 mile walk and then made and devoured an unreasonable amount of mac & cheese. i have no regrets, at least not yet.
July 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
do not regret cheese
cheese is eternal
cheese is eternal
when being health feels like no
You don’t really appreciate being healthy until something knocks you on your ass. 🤒 I’m not sick, sick. Its just a reaction to a vaccine booster. But man, I’ve definitely felt better than this. 🥺
July 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
when being health feels like no