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This happened to me, actually
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 AM
This happened to me, actually
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THIS BOOK REFERS TO HOMOSEXUAL AS 'HOMEWSEXUALITY' AND TELLS YOU TO PRAY FOR YOU CAT IF YOU THINK HE'S GAY
picking up an essential as a new mother
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
THIS BOOK REFERS TO HOMOSEXUAL AS 'HOMEWSEXUALITY' AND TELLS YOU TO PRAY FOR YOU CAT IF YOU THINK HE'S GAY
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will you hoes relax
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
will you hoes relax
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demiurge is a pedophile
February 11, 2026 at 3:10 AM
demiurge is a pedophile
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spit. share if you agree
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
spit. share if you agree
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thighs. share if you agree
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
thighs. share if you agree
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ngl she was kinda real for this one
February 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
ngl she was kinda real for this one
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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she Slippin on my Jimmy till it feels Saul Good, Man
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
she Slippin on my Jimmy till it feels Saul Good, Man
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That’s my photo on the front page of Wikipedia right now! I couldn’t find a decent (c) free colour pic of the pudding after I wrote a page for it, so I bought canned chestnuts ($15!) and made the damn thing. It does taste glorious though…
Delighted to see the Nesselrode pudding in the Did You Know section of the front page of #Wikipedia today. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page @wikimediaaotearoa.bsky.social @thneed.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:15 AM
That’s my photo on the front page of Wikipedia right now! I couldn’t find a decent (c) free colour pic of the pudding after I wrote a page for it, so I bought canned chestnuts ($15!) and made the damn thing. It does taste glorious though…
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pulling my pants down for the laser session and begrudgingly asking my laser technician if my cock is dainty and femme enough to pass
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
pulling my pants down for the laser session and begrudgingly asking my laser technician if my cock is dainty and femme enough to pass
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its always so jarring to see two people you follow are are chill with start beefing like... i thought we were all chill.....
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
its always so jarring to see two people you follow are are chill with start beefing like... i thought we were all chill.....
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drugs are fun but they're better with women,,
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
drugs are fun but they're better with women,,
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Mewgenics
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Mewgenics
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80s Anime Producer: put some english text here. it doesn’t matter, nobody outside japan is gonna see this
Production Assistant: you got it boss 🍺
Production Assistant: you got it boss 🍺
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
80s Anime Producer: put some english text here. it doesn’t matter, nobody outside japan is gonna see this
Production Assistant: you got it boss 🍺
Production Assistant: you got it boss 🍺
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All those things I love
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
All those things I love
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meaningless work
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
meaningless work
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i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
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"Wanna hangout later?"
✋No thanks, I'm on my refractory period.
"Jenkins, you were supposed to file those reports!"
☝️Government mandated, 15min refractory period, boss!
"More pasta?"
☺️ No no, I couldn't possibly. I just busted a fat nut.
✋No thanks, I'm on my refractory period.
"Jenkins, you were supposed to file those reports!"
☝️Government mandated, 15min refractory period, boss!
"More pasta?"
☺️ No no, I couldn't possibly. I just busted a fat nut.
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"Wanna hangout later?"
✋No thanks, I'm on my refractory period.
"Jenkins, you were supposed to file those reports!"
☝️Government mandated, 15min refractory period, boss!
"More pasta?"
☺️ No no, I couldn't possibly. I just busted a fat nut.
✋No thanks, I'm on my refractory period.
"Jenkins, you were supposed to file those reports!"
☝️Government mandated, 15min refractory period, boss!
"More pasta?"
☺️ No no, I couldn't possibly. I just busted a fat nut.