sawnik
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it’s crazy how it seems like we’re learning every tendril of societal rot is in some way connected to this shit
New from me: The same tactics marketers use to get you to find their toothbrushes or photography business on Google were also used by Jeffrey Epstein & co. to try to launder his reputation online. SEO to try to cover up the most infamous pedophile ring.
www.theverge.com/report/82231...
www.theverge.com/report/82231...
How Jeffrey Epstein used SEO to bury news about his crimes
“the google page is not good,” Epstein wrote
www.theverge.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it’s crazy how it seems like we’re learning every tendril of societal rot is in some way connected to this shit
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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socially speaking i suffer from an extreme lack of object permanence but only one-way. if i haven't talked to a friend in months my fuzzy feelings for them remain intact. meanwhile i assume after the conversation ends the other person will soon start despising me enough to want me dead
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
socially speaking i suffer from an extreme lack of object permanence but only one-way. if i haven't talked to a friend in months my fuzzy feelings for them remain intact. meanwhile i assume after the conversation ends the other person will soon start despising me enough to want me dead
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"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Proof that magical girls (fighting girls?) existed in the Muromachi Era"
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okay but the real question is this: did Nintendo also see Captain Falcon as "motherly"
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
okay but the real question is this: did Nintendo also see Captain Falcon as "motherly"
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i have a suggestion
what's crazy is that if this annoying sidekick guy in MP4 was a woman but otherwise acted exactly the same people would be going feral for it. honestly a layup and they missed it
once a decade someone on the metroid team realizes the only character is a woman and goes, "hey wouldn't it be better if we added a man???" and then it sucks complete ass
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i have a suggestion
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recession indicator
The Custom Oregon Plate STONKS was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #STONKS
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
recession indicator
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
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obviously this is fucked up and evil but it was really funny when the AI grandma was like "shut up kid i don't give a fuck about basketball"
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
obviously this is fucked up and evil but it was really funny when the AI grandma was like "shut up kid i don't give a fuck about basketball"
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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today at my local hobby meet one of the guys posts in our group chat “bringing over a new friend of mine, I’d love to your all to meet her : )” and I get here and this is what I see
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
today at my local hobby meet one of the guys posts in our group chat “bringing over a new friend of mine, I’d love to your all to meet her : )” and I get here and this is what I see
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'Shadow The Hedgehog' was released on the Nintendo Gamecube 20 years ago today in the US.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
'Shadow The Hedgehog' was released on the Nintendo Gamecube 20 years ago today in the US.
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This used to be called "corruption" and "bribery", maybe even "extortion".
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This used to be called "corruption" and "bribery", maybe even "extortion".
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