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🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾
@satyr-maenad.bsky.social
30, rural PNW, genderqueer satyr gooner witch clown, any pronouns (be creative). pup Handler. given to intellectualizing the orgy.
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we're doing heavy forestry right now at the land project i live on, but there's still plenty of time to get naked
BlueSky algo gods have listened to my plea & started showing me actually brilliant poetry
It’s World Philosophy Day today so here’s a poem in celebration of that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Rebecca Heineman, video game designer, programmer and co-founder of Interplay and Logicware (also founded other game studios), has passed away.

Rest in peace.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
had an incredibly fortunate #MTG day yesterday - sweetheart at the card shop gave me like $40 or so worth of singles for ~free, allowing me to buy some extra Phyrexia packs I wouldn't have been able to otherwise, & from one of them i pulled a copy of Phyrexian Altar; blessed as fuck
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout

The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
& here i was thinking that everyone was suddenly excited over my favorite track from Daft Punk's 2005 opus "Human After All"
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The only way a person becomes a billionaire is by becoming a meat avatar for an amoral corporate intelligence. It is impossible for a billionaire to be a good person, or even think and behave like a *normal* person.

Proximity to billionaires causes real psychological damage.
April 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Freud abandoned the seduction theory because it was simply too hard to confront the reality that childhood sexual abuse was endemic in Vienna society. Thinking about that today amid the flood of Epstein emails, and the silence among the MAGA child sex abuse conspiracy theorists.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Every dollar that goes into science research makes like $2.50, it is a mindbogglingly huge public good.

Like with how means testing and traffic stops *cost* a ton of money, this tells you these guys are willing to set mountains of money on fire to get what they want: immisserating their victims.
February 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Sturdy like a breeding mount
#humpday
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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DRINK FROM THE LORDS CUP!!
#ART
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
my mom always made the somewhat bland white-people classic green bean casserole, & even then, it was one of my favorite dishes ever; i now, growed-up, make a very stylish, 3-hourish version of the casserole (one of which is currently in the oven) & it has become MORESO one of my favorite dishes ever
Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole...
White people in the comments:

"Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper."

"It should be drier than that."

"Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?"

"Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce."

🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
somehow the house was out of SALT of all things so i am marinating the steaks overnight in coconut aminos. wish me luck
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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It’s not about being on a high horse it’s about using these moments of frustration and crisis and rupture to help people understand how the system works so they get out of their delusional frame of mind
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
okay i get the point this graph is making but i really have to ask what the fuck is meant by "typical" worker here, i am in my 30s & i would estimate that the majority of my social group is paid <$20 per hour
If worker pay grew at the same pace as CEO pay, today’s typical worker would make a staggering $431.80 per HOUR (including benefits).
Instead, today’s typical worker makes $36.49 per hour — while CEOs make 280 times that on average.
The system is rigged.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Rosalia has been a babe of mine for a few years but this new album is elevating her to unforgettable icon status in my mind & heart & loins
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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It's my birthday AND #fcf 🥳

You boys better buy your Big Bro a drink, or else... 😏

@/$makerfaker (venmo/cash app)
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Witch Tip: If you can, try to gain some theater experience! Memorizing and performing a ritual is very similar to memorizing and performing a skit; if you can train yourself to do the latter, the former becomes so much easier!

#WitchSky #OccultSky
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
sometimes you stay up too late because you're nervous about the demands of the next day, & it lets you encounter a very rare rain beetle (genus Pleocoma, endemic to the West Coast of this continent) attempting to get up your skirt, & things feel again like they all unfold according to divine timing
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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THICCCCC Thursday
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
looking back on photos of myself from Facebook (which i haven't updated since 2019) & lightly fretting that there may be old acquaintances who still know me merely as a twink
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM