Saturday Midnight Special
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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
If anyone knows how to reach out to Prem Thakker from Zeteo News, he might be able to find out who the bald, creepy bully is.
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
If anyone knows how to reach out to Prem Thakker from Zeteo News, he might be able to find out who the bald, creepy bully is.
Budget Rent a Cops who can't afford to get reimbursed for their own gas.
Yet carry guns.
If their car broke down, it would have been justice if the bus driver said, "No."
Yet carry guns.
If their car broke down, it would have been justice if the bus driver said, "No."
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Budget Rent a Cops who can't afford to get reimbursed for their own gas.
Yet carry guns.
If their car broke down, it would have been justice if the bus driver said, "No."
Yet carry guns.
If their car broke down, it would have been justice if the bus driver said, "No."
I will admit : I thought you were talking about Fiona Apple and the band CAKE.
Had to Google that one.
Had to Google that one.
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I will admit : I thought you were talking about Fiona Apple and the band CAKE.
Had to Google that one.
Had to Google that one.
Oh, if only she did a 360. The press pics would have been priceless.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Oh, if only she did a 360. The press pics would have been priceless.
I see that she was going for that Donatella Versace look.
January 28, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I see that she was going for that Donatella Versace look.
Her trip on the end. Chef's kiss.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Her trip on the end. Chef's kiss.
He is the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
January 28, 2026 at 1:36 AM
He is the walrus, goo-goo g'joob
and what was in the box, like Detective David Mills asked about.
January 28, 2026 at 1:33 AM
and what was in the box, like Detective David Mills asked about.
No worries. It was either that or Argentina.
January 28, 2026 at 1:31 AM
No worries. It was either that or Argentina.
Don's dealing with other Mad Men at the moment.
a group of men in suits and ties are standing in a room .
ALT: a group of men in suits and ties are standing in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Don's dealing with other Mad Men at the moment.
This feels more like America's Funniest Home Videos by the day.
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This feels more like America's Funniest Home Videos by the day.
We know this is not normal. We know we are dealing with the "Usual Gang of Idiots" (My apologies to MAD Magazine). It's either make fun of the idiocy or scream at it.
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
We know this is not normal. We know we are dealing with the "Usual Gang of Idiots" (My apologies to MAD Magazine). It's either make fun of the idiocy or scream at it.
Preferably 50 grand. In small bills.
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Preferably 50 grand. In small bills.
" I don't know of any peaceful protestor that shows up with gun and ammunition, rather than a sign." - Kristi Noem
🤔🤨
Wow. One year after this Reuters Fact Check.
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Wow. One year after this Reuters Fact Check.
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 PM
" I don't know of any peaceful protestor that shows up with gun and ammunition, rather than a sign." - Kristi Noem
🤔🤨
Wow. One year after this Reuters Fact Check.
🤔🤨
Wow. One year after this Reuters Fact Check.
Well, at least we know the acting head of ICE never once worked in customer service.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Well, at least we know the acting head of ICE never once worked in customer service.
Considering how some Amazon drivers don't give two f___ks about their deliveries, it seems that Todd already knows it's happening.
January 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Considering how some Amazon drivers don't give two f___ks about their deliveries, it seems that Todd already knows it's happening.
Kristi's plastic surgery would crack under those temperatures.
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Kristi's plastic surgery would crack under those temperatures.
Uh oh. The US is involved. Do not trust the urgency.
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Uh oh. The US is involved. Do not trust the urgency.
TikTok seems to be under the clock. Hope there are no blind mice involved.
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
TikTok seems to be under the clock. Hope there are no blind mice involved.
Now, Mother Nature's "ICE" takes kids.
Hope none of them were named Liam.
Hope none of them were named Liam.
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Now, Mother Nature's "ICE" takes kids.
Hope none of them were named Liam.
Hope none of them were named Liam.
Window dressing means nothing when the curtains have mold on them.
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Window dressing means nothing when the curtains have mold on them.
Congrats. One day at a time.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Congrats. One day at a time.
Check the couch cushions.
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Check the couch cushions.