Saturday Midnight Special
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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Which response do you think that FOX dunce would appreciate? 🤔
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Which response do you think that FOX dunce would appreciate? 🤔
Quick.
Everyone tell Rob Schneider and check to see if he breaks down and cries.
He will take it worse than his divorce.
Everyone tell Rob Schneider and check to see if he breaks down and cries.
He will take it worse than his divorce.
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Quick.
Everyone tell Rob Schneider and check to see if he breaks down and cries.
He will take it worse than his divorce.
Everyone tell Rob Schneider and check to see if he breaks down and cries.
He will take it worse than his divorce.
Well, they re-adapted MY favorite sitcom again!
God, I hope they don't add a canned laugh track again.
God, I hope they don't add a canned laugh track again.
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Well, they re-adapted MY favorite sitcom again!
God, I hope they don't add a canned laugh track again.
God, I hope they don't add a canned laugh track again.
So, technically,
they are making themselves their own petri dish
and a hazardous quarantine situation
to those around them
that can't wait
to see them
regret
their
decisions in life . . . .
they are making themselves their own petri dish
and a hazardous quarantine situation
to those around them
that can't wait
to see them
regret
their
decisions in life . . . .
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
So, technically,
they are making themselves their own petri dish
and a hazardous quarantine situation
to those around them
that can't wait
to see them
regret
their
decisions in life . . . .
they are making themselves their own petri dish
and a hazardous quarantine situation
to those around them
that can't wait
to see them
regret
their
decisions in life . . . .
Ghislaine, you might as well spill your guts.
Because you only have so many fingers and there are way too many leaks in that dam for you to try to place them in.
It's going to come out. Blue. Red. Doesn't matter.
Because you only have so many fingers and there are way too many leaks in that dam for you to try to place them in.
It's going to come out. Blue. Red. Doesn't matter.
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Ghislaine, you might as well spill your guts.
Because you only have so many fingers and there are way too many leaks in that dam for you to try to place them in.
It's going to come out. Blue. Red. Doesn't matter.
Because you only have so many fingers and there are way too many leaks in that dam for you to try to place them in.
It's going to come out. Blue. Red. Doesn't matter.
He's still paying the base rates on his sold soul and
can't afford the APR.
can't afford the APR.
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He's still paying the base rates on his sold soul and
can't afford the APR.
can't afford the APR.
Measured words are unbaked goods.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Measured words are unbaked goods.
MAGA is desperate.
They want to do (and will do) everything they can to keep this perpetual merry-go-round of ineptness, unaccounability, and irresponsibility from stopping, while the rest of us continue getting more sick and tired, unless we turn it back on them.
They want to do (and will do) everything they can to keep this perpetual merry-go-round of ineptness, unaccounability, and irresponsibility from stopping, while the rest of us continue getting more sick and tired, unless we turn it back on them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 PM
MAGA is desperate.
They want to do (and will do) everything they can to keep this perpetual merry-go-round of ineptness, unaccounability, and irresponsibility from stopping, while the rest of us continue getting more sick and tired, unless we turn it back on them.
They want to do (and will do) everything they can to keep this perpetual merry-go-round of ineptness, unaccounability, and irresponsibility from stopping, while the rest of us continue getting more sick and tired, unless we turn it back on them.
"No apples were harmed in the making of this show, filmed
before a live, yet sleepy, studio audience."
before a live, yet sleepy, studio audience."
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"No apples were harmed in the making of this show, filmed
before a live, yet sleepy, studio audience."
before a live, yet sleepy, studio audience."
"The Barry Bostwick off-Broadway lookalike here just admitted that Felon Trump is demanding $10 Billion dollars from the Treasury Dept., with the American taxpayers being the supply of that felon's money, supervised by DOJ.
Yes, ladies and gents. he wants your money.
In small bills."
Yes, ladies and gents. he wants your money.
In small bills."
February 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
"The Barry Bostwick off-Broadway lookalike here just admitted that Felon Trump is demanding $10 Billion dollars from the Treasury Dept., with the American taxpayers being the supply of that felon's money, supervised by DOJ.
Yes, ladies and gents. he wants your money.
In small bills."
Yes, ladies and gents. he wants your money.
In small bills."
Novel Idea: Have him morph into :
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Novel Idea: Have him morph into :
Ossoff is on point.
February 8, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Ossoff is on point.
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social We've got to hear both your take and Jim's take on Ric's 'eulogy' styled promo about Ricky Steamboat.
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social We've got to hear both your take and Jim's take on Ric's 'eulogy' styled promo about Ricky Steamboat.
@nothoodlum.bsky.social, I've been away watching "Eddie the Eagle". Great movie. Oh, I heard Trump isn't taking responsibility for an A.I. that appeared under his verified account on his social media platform, Truth Social. Feel free to share this photo below on Bluesky and X.
We can blame Vance.
We can blame Vance.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
@nothoodlum.bsky.social, I've been away watching "Eddie the Eagle". Great movie. Oh, I heard Trump isn't taking responsibility for an A.I. that appeared under his verified account on his social media platform, Truth Social. Feel free to share this photo below on Bluesky and X.
We can blame Vance.
We can blame Vance.
Bug's eternal message to MAGA and ICE :
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Bug's eternal message to MAGA and ICE :
Yep.
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February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Kaitlin isn't an Epstein survivor and every attack is a confession from Jeffrey's wing-man.
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Kaitlin isn't an Epstein survivor and every attack is a confession from Jeffrey's wing-man.
Let me look this up in the dictionary.
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ugh
/əh,əKH/
exclamation informal
used to express disgust or horror.
"Ugh! What's this disgusting object?"
Yep.
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ugh
/əh,əKH/
exclamation informal
used to express disgust or horror.
"Ugh! What's this disgusting object?"
Yep.
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Let me look this up in the dictionary.
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
ugh
/əh,əKH/
exclamation informal
used to express disgust or horror.
"Ugh! What's this disgusting object?"
Yep.
Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
ugh
/əh,əKH/
exclamation informal
used to express disgust or horror.
"Ugh! What's this disgusting object?"
Yep.
Alcohol, especially moonshine, is okay. She prefers you just send it straight to her office.
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Alcohol, especially moonshine, is okay. She prefers you just send it straight to her office.
Diaper Don promised to “work in good faith” on raised issues and concerns. As with any of his promises, the expiration at the bottom of the coupon is dated in 2016. It also is printed in Russian on the back.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Diaper Don promised to “work in good faith” on raised issues and concerns. As with any of his promises, the expiration at the bottom of the coupon is dated in 2016. It also is printed in Russian on the back.
