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My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.

Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Pinned
"Enjoy the ride."
Well, I've got my dream scenario for the next few days:
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Yeah. I know.
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Buckle up, America.

This isn't going to get any better.

Don't say we didn't warn ya.
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
ICE agents find out what MTV's Tough Enough winner money was like.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3gb...
ICE Math | Lewis Black's Rantcast clips
YouTube video by Lewis Black
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%
YouTube video by El Burro “El Burro Grande” Grande
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
And guess what . . . he's not POTUS.
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Meanwhile, due to Winter Storm Fern, drivers are starting off the Winter 2026 Olympic tryouts already with car skating.
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This guy isn't breakdancing.
It's okay to laugh at him.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Retrospectively, if you want a philosophical point of view of what we all are experiencing, because of the Trump Administration, I present to you the song "Rats" by @pearljam.com, back from their album: "Vs".
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Statements you'll never see coming from Kristi Noem :
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The corpse of John Madden: "See, he's comparing ICE agents to the Donner Party here, turning back to give reference to how Dennis Miller gives jokes with a lot of rare trivia bits here, then comes through here, trying to capitalize in the dark, almost ghastly humor here, and fails for the flag."
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
January 26, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If you want to dethrone a king, then dethrone his ass.

Just quit telling everyone that you're gonna do it.
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Anyone in finance will tell you that you can't buy back your soul for pennies on the dollar, Suozzi.

www.politico.com/live-updates...
Suozzi: ‘I failed’ when voting to pass DHS funding bill
The moderate Democrat crossed party lines to back a bill providing $10 billion in funding for ICE.
www.politico.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Take it up with Human Resources.
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Meanwhile, the stock market doesn't care.
Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, has addressed his hateful 2025 rhetoric and opened up about his bipolar diagnosis in a new full-page ‘Wall Street Journal’ ad he took out this morning.
Kanye West Is Listening and Learning
Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, has addressed his hateful 2025 rhetoric and opened up about his bipolar diagnosis in a new full-page ‘Wall Street Journal’ ad he took out this morning.
www.vulture.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
It's 10:45 AM CST.
It is cold outside at 22 degrees Fahrenheit.
and the statement
below is
still
true:
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The Trump Administration sucks at doing Steiner Math.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Of course, that is if ICE agents don't intentionally try to block her car, as she leaves her house to go to the courthouse.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Good thing I invested in a Heavy Duty Snow Plow Vehicle.

and the decision not to go anywhere.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social Did Jim ever hear Will Sasso's impression of him during a CVV interview that he had about his Jesse Ventura impression? (22:58)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6kE...
Will Sasso Does Impressions Of Jesse Ventura, Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Macho Man, Triple H & MORE!
YouTube video by Chris Van Vliet
www.youtube.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ICE defines self.
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
"God would be so proud of me." - Donald J. Trump

Wrong guy, Don.
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM