Saturday Midnight Special
@saturdaymidnight.bsky.social
My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Pinned
"You can't have guns." - D____d T____p during a recent interview.
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"You can't have guns." - D____d T____p during a recent interview.
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Pam?
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Pam?
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Well, I've got my dream scenario for the next few days:
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Well, I've got my dream scenario for the next few days:
Yeah. I know.
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Yeah. I know.
Buckle up, America.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Buckle up, America.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
ICE Math | Lewis Black's Rantcast clips
YouTube video by Lewis Black
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:06 PM
"Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%
YouTube video by El Burro “El Burro Grande” Grande
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNeP...
And guess what . . . he's not POTUS.
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
And guess what . . . he's not POTUS.
Meanwhile, due to Winter Storm Fern, drivers are starting off the Winter 2026 Olympic tryouts already with car skating.
January 27, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Meanwhile, due to Winter Storm Fern, drivers are starting off the Winter 2026 Olympic tryouts already with car skating.
This guy isn't breakdancing.
It's okay to laugh at him.
It's okay to laugh at him.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This guy isn't breakdancing.
It's okay to laugh at him.
It's okay to laugh at him.
Retrospectively, if you want a philosophical point of view of what we all are experiencing, because of the Trump Administration, I present to you the song "Rats" by @pearljam.com, back from their album: "Vs".
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Retrospectively, if you want a philosophical point of view of what we all are experiencing, because of the Trump Administration, I present to you the song "Rats" by @pearljam.com, back from their album: "Vs".
Statements you'll never see coming from Kristi Noem :
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Statements you'll never see coming from Kristi Noem :
The corpse of John Madden: "See, he's comparing ICE agents to the Donner Party here, turning back to give reference to how Dennis Miller gives jokes with a lot of rare trivia bits here, then comes through here, trying to capitalize in the dark, almost ghastly humor here, and fails for the flag."
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The corpse of John Madden: "See, he's comparing ICE agents to the Donner Party here, turning back to give reference to how Dennis Miller gives jokes with a lot of rare trivia bits here, then comes through here, trying to capitalize in the dark, almost ghastly humor here, and fails for the flag."
If you want to dethrone a king, then dethrone his ass.
Just quit telling everyone that you're gonna do it.
Just quit telling everyone that you're gonna do it.
January 26, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If you want to dethrone a king, then dethrone his ass.
Just quit telling everyone that you're gonna do it.
Just quit telling everyone that you're gonna do it.
Anyone in finance will tell you that you can't buy back your soul for pennies on the dollar, Suozzi.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Suozzi: ‘I failed’ when voting to pass DHS funding bill
The moderate Democrat crossed party lines to back a bill providing $10 billion in funding for ICE.
www.politico.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Anyone in finance will tell you that you can't buy back your soul for pennies on the dollar, Suozzi.
www.politico.com/live-updates...
www.politico.com/live-updates...
Take it up with Human Resources.
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Take it up with Human Resources.
Meanwhile, the stock market doesn't care.
Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, has addressed his hateful 2025 rhetoric and opened up about his bipolar diagnosis in a new full-page ‘Wall Street Journal’ ad he took out this morning.
Kanye West Is Listening and Learning
Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, has addressed his hateful 2025 rhetoric and opened up about his bipolar diagnosis in a new full-page ‘Wall Street Journal’ ad he took out this morning.
www.vulture.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Meanwhile, the stock market doesn't care.
It's 10:45 AM CST.
It is cold outside at 22 degrees Fahrenheit.
and the statement
below is
still
true:
It is cold outside at 22 degrees Fahrenheit.
and the statement
below is
still
true:
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It's 10:45 AM CST.
It is cold outside at 22 degrees Fahrenheit.
and the statement
below is
still
true:
It is cold outside at 22 degrees Fahrenheit.
and the statement
below is
still
true:
The Trump Administration sucks at doing Steiner Math.
January 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The Trump Administration sucks at doing Steiner Math.
Of course, that is if ICE agents don't intentionally try to block her car, as she leaves her house to go to the courthouse.
A federal judge will hear arguments Monday on whether she should at least temporarily halt the immigration crackdown in Minnesota that has led to the fatal shootings of two people by government officers. https://to.pbs.org/4bNIB9i
Judge will hear arguments on Trump's immigration crackdown in Minnesota after fatal shootings
The state of Minnesota and the cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul sued the Department of Homeland Security earlier this month, five days after Renee Good was shot by an Immigration and Customs officer...
to.pbs.org
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Of course, that is if ICE agents don't intentionally try to block her car, as she leaves her house to go to the courthouse.
Good thing I invested in a Heavy Duty Snow Plow Vehicle.
and the decision not to go anywhere.
and the decision not to go anywhere.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Good thing I invested in a Heavy Duty Snow Plow Vehicle.
and the decision not to go anywhere.
and the decision not to go anywhere.