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- same day, different hat
- skeeting from "Horrible City"
- owned and trained by a husky 🐾
* Never trust a Republican to act in good faith. Ever. *
- skeeting from "Horrible City"
- owned and trained by a husky 🐾
* Never trust a Republican to act in good faith. Ever. *
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when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...
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October 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
when announcing clandestine/undercover investigations* everyone knows you should boldly announce them in press releases www.reddit.com/r/law/commen...
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"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats.
Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
NBC News confirms: JD Vance will meet tonight at his residence with Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Deputy AG Todd Blanche, FBI Director Kash Patel, and other top Trump officials to discuss the Epstein scandal. @msnbc.com
August 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Imagine if Biden or Obama" yes but this is real, everything about this is grossly inappropriate, just like Trump's failure to appoint a special prosecutor acceptable to Democrats.
Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
Trump is so plainly guilty the *entire White House and DOJ* is trying to save him.
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In Judge Dugan's reply on immunity argument at District level, she calls out DOJ for misstating evidence, claiming that she directed the migrant to the stairwell rather than the public hallway.
If true they substituted facts from MA case v Judge Joseph.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
If true they substituted facts from MA case v Judge Joseph.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
July 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I just closed my Etsy shop.
“I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
“I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
July 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I just closed my Etsy shop.
“I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
“I find it disgusting and reprehensible that even after considerable reporting by Etsy users, you continue in the sales and marketing of merchandise supporting a concentration camp here in the United States of America. This is an overt endorsement of fascism. Goodbye.”
You might need this today like I did
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You might need this today like I did
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Well, well, Wisconsin,
Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta.
#Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop
Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta.
#Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well, well, Wisconsin,
Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta.
#Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop
Look which Wisconsin groups got some "election" funds from Cleta.
#Wisconsin #wipolitics #wisdems #wisgop
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NEW from me — I wrote about FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson, who has been completely silent and out of view since deadly floods devastated Texas last week, and spoke to staffers about what it's like to respond to a disaster with no leader.
Read here:
Read here:
Have you seen this man?
In the wake of deadly floods in Texas, FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson is nowhere to be found.
www.thehandbasket.co
July 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
NEW from me — I wrote about FEMA Acting Administrator David Richardson, who has been completely silent and out of view since deadly floods devastated Texas last week, and spoke to staffers about what it's like to respond to a disaster with no leader.
Read here:
Read here:
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Update: At this morning’s daily meeting, FEMA Acting Administrator Richardson spoke briefly only to say he has an upcoming trip to…Peru. No mention of Texas.
Staff at FEMA haven't received any internal communications from the agency or department leadership since the deadly floods in Texas, which is unheard of in the wake of a major disaster.
Acting Administrator David Richardson is "nowhere to be found."
Acting Administrator David Richardson is "nowhere to be found."
FEMA response to deadly Texas floods delayed & deficient with Noem in charge
Staffers sound the alarm.
www.thehandbasket.co
July 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Update: At this morning’s daily meeting, FEMA Acting Administrator Richardson spoke briefly only to say he has an upcoming trip to…Peru. No mention of Texas.
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Market manipulation anyone?
Buehler? Anyone?
Buehler? Anyone?
July 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Market manipulation anyone?
Buehler? Anyone?
Buehler? Anyone?
👒 @jupiterdi.bsky.social
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Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2025 Shortlist. 🔭 🧪 www.rmg.co.uk/whats-on/ast...
ZWO Astronomy Photographer of the Year 2025 shortlist
Explore some of the stunning images shortlisted in the world’s biggest astrophotography competition
www.rmg.co.uk
July 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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July 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
July 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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I wonder what the problem is… 😂
📸 ig|fluffy
📸 ig|fluffy
June 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I wonder what the problem is… 😂
📸 ig|fluffy
📸 ig|fluffy
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The only ones who can make the choice are the customers of these huge agencies.
If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too.
I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments.
Actionable
@meidastouch.com
If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too.
I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments.
Actionable
@meidastouch.com
The FTC confirms our scoop about an extraordinary political condition on this ad merger, aimed at preventing "collusion or coordination to direct advertising away from media publishers based on the publishers’ political or ideological viewpoints." www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
June 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The only ones who can make the choice are the customers of these huge agencies.
If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too.
I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments.
Actionable
@meidastouch.com
If companies leave the decision in the hands of these monopolies, then yes, your ads will be put in nazi ad rags too.
I think this is a bad decision and we have 30 days to leave comments.
Actionable
@meidastouch.com
👀 Court records show Dugan’s July 21 trial is no longer on the schedule. The delay is due to the judge wanting to consider Dugan’s motion to dismiss the charges.
June 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
👀 Court records show Dugan’s July 21 trial is no longer on the schedule. The delay is due to the judge wanting to consider Dugan’s motion to dismiss the charges.
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Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case
Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case
At issue are U.S. Constitution, 10th Amendment and separation of powers.
urbanmilwaukee.com
June 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Attorneys Debate Judicial Immunity, Federal Powers in Judge Dugan Case
Not sure whether I'm touching grass to disassociate (bad, ofc) or center myself (good, obv) tonight.
a close up of a person 's hand laying on the grass .
Alt: a close up of a kneeling person's hand touching grass
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Not sure whether I'm touching grass to disassociate (bad, ofc) or center myself (good, obv) tonight.
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Each little crossed line is another decision point for US elites in media, politics, business, & civil society: is this the one where we stand up, make a big deal, say "this far & no further"? Or do we just incorporate it, sanewash it, fold it into our sense of the "new normal" and move on?
June 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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NEW: Here's a striking new amicus brief in support of California from 8 "former US Army and Navy secretaries and retired four-star admirals and generals" (inc. Michael Hayden, Thad Allen, Sean O'Keefe). storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
NEW: Here's a striking new amicus brief in support of California from 8 "former US Army and Navy secretaries and retired four-star admirals and generals" (inc. Michael Hayden, Thad Allen, Sean O'Keefe). storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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The administration's goons are now manhandling United States senators for asking questions at a press conference.
Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser:
“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”
“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”
June 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The administration's goons are now manhandling United States senators for asking questions at a press conference.
Happy (one million dead) Russia(ns) Day to all who celebrate!
cc @fizzily.bsky.social
#NoCabbageForChristmas
cc @fizzily.bsky.social
#NoCabbageForChristmas
So here it is. Russia's personnel losses storm through the one million barrier.
It means since the start of the invasion in February 2022, the daily mean has been 831.
It's also 0.7% of the Terrorist State's entire population.
It means since the start of the invasion in February 2022, the daily mean has been 831.
It's also 0.7% of the Terrorist State's entire population.
June 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Happy (one million dead) Russia(ns) Day to all who celebrate!
cc @fizzily.bsky.social
#NoCabbageForChristmas
cc @fizzily.bsky.social
#NoCabbageForChristmas
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Bluesky right now:
June 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bluesky right now:
Very disappoofing
a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon
June 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Very disappoofing