Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar
@satansinthehouse.substack.com
That's right: I'm the guy you love to hate and hate to love. Even though I love all of you. How else will I keep Hell stocked full of souls?
Good mourning (or afternoon) to all you hateful humans! I don't mean that in a bad way, btw. Hate is powerful, much more effective than love. Please read my new Substack post for an explanation. Mwah! You know you love me.
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The Power of Hate
Hate is the true catalyst for change
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July 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Good mourning (or afternoon) to all you hateful humans! I don't mean that in a bad way, btw. Hate is powerful, much more effective than love. Please read my new Substack post for an explanation. Mwah! You know you love me.
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
Good mourning, all you beautiful humans! ICYMI: a new post exploring how Yours Truly differs from the real terrorists. Dodge church and check it out. I may be EVIL, but I'm not a bad guy...
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I May Be Terrible
But I am NOT a terrorist.
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July 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good mourning, all you beautiful humans! ICYMI: a new post exploring how Yours Truly differs from the real terrorists. Dodge church and check it out. I may be EVIL, but I'm not a bad guy...
satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/i-may-be-t...
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It's the Witching Hour! Time for a new post from Yours Truly. I may be terrible--but I AM NOT A TERRORIST. I may be evil, but I'm not a bad guy...
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I May Be Terrible
But I am NOT a terrorist.
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July 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It's the Witching Hour! Time for a new post from Yours Truly. I may be terrible--but I AM NOT A TERRORIST. I may be evil, but I'm not a bad guy...
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Hello all you beautiful humans! I’ve been away getting Hell ready for some new arrivals (How’s the heat, Swaggart?). But I am back, hopefully for good, with a new dose of logic, levity, and LEVITICUS! I'm here for it! Are YOU? Join the LEGION!!!!!
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Once the Chaos Swirls, It Dissipates
Some heavy shit hit my alter (human) ego
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July 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hello all you beautiful humans! I’ve been away getting Hell ready for some new arrivals (How’s the heat, Swaggart?). But I am back, hopefully for good, with a new dose of logic, levity, and LEVITICUS! I'm here for it! Are YOU? Join the LEGION!!!!!
satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/once-the-c...
satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/once-the-c...
Tonight during The Witching Hour my post will explore the concept of Non-Theistic Morality. Because you humans possess all the tools you need to manage your own morality--no "God" required!
April 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tonight during The Witching Hour my post will explore the concept of Non-Theistic Morality. Because you humans possess all the tools you need to manage your own morality--no "God" required!
Reposted by Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar
I had to wait until the accursed Sun whitewashed all the evil out of the world for today. But I guess that’s logical because this post is about the creatures that crawl about in the Sun. It is about all of YOU. WE ARE LEGION.
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PART 3 of Infernal Personae: WE ARE LEGION
I could be any one of you
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April 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I had to wait until the accursed Sun whitewashed all the evil out of the world for today. But I guess that’s logical because this post is about the creatures that crawl about in the Sun. It is about all of YOU. WE ARE LEGION.
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Or not. I get incoming souls either way. It would just be more FUN if you did perpetuate, rather than capitulate. WAKE UP so I don't have to.
April 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Or not. I get incoming souls either way. It would just be more FUN if you did perpetuate, rather than capitulate. WAKE UP so I don't have to.
Reposted by Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...
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April 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Cinematography: Roger Deakins
Cinematography: Roger Deakins
April 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Cinematography: Roger Deakins
Cinematography: Roger Deakins
And there you have it: MY BOY. Mr. "I'll Only Be a Dictator On Day One," doing what dictators do. Now we're hearing more Quiet Parts Out Loud, "The Homegrowns are next." on a hot mic. Am I a "Homegrown Terrorist?" ARE YOU? I'll be releasing an article tonight that will address just that. Hail Me!
🚨BREAKING: Judge finds flying migrants to El Salvador after orders not to "demonstrate a willful disregard for its Order, sufficient for the Court to conclude that probable cause exists to find the Government in criminal contempt."
Visit www.democracydocket.com for full details and analysis.
Visit www.democracydocket.com for full details and analysis.
April 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And there you have it: MY BOY. Mr. "I'll Only Be a Dictator On Day One," doing what dictators do. Now we're hearing more Quiet Parts Out Loud, "The Homegrowns are next." on a hot mic. Am I a "Homegrown Terrorist?" ARE YOU? I'll be releasing an article tonight that will address just that. Hail Me!
Reposted by Lucifer "Satan" MourningStar
After over fifty years (which is like a few days to me), sleep is still a foreign concept to me. I don't know how you humans do it: fall dead every night, only to rise again the next day, refreshed. Fall asleep in hell, you might get eaten lol. DW, I'll get the hang of it--on my deathbed. Right?
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April 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
After over fifty years (which is like a few days to me), sleep is still a foreign concept to me. I don't know how you humans do it: fall dead every night, only to rise again the next day, refreshed. Fall asleep in hell, you might get eaten lol. DW, I'll get the hang of it--on my deathbed. Right?
Good mourning all you lovely, sinful humans! My new post is up, about the poor, wretched soul that gets to share his life with me, the wildest party animal that never got to truly live. satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/the-man-be...
PART 1 of Infernal Personae: The Man Behind the Mask
We all serve our time in Hell
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April 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good mourning all you lovely, sinful humans! My new post is up, about the poor, wretched soul that gets to share his life with me, the wildest party animal that never got to truly live. satansinthehouse.substack.com/p/the-man-be...
Scheduled for subscribers at 12:13am, PDT, my new article, The Man Behind the Mask, comes out. It's about the poor, wretched soul that has to share his life with Lucifer. Don't worry, he's having the time of his life. You'll see. I will post it here shortly thereafter. In the Witching Hour!!~♑😈♑~
April 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Scheduled for subscribers at 12:13am, PDT, my new article, The Man Behind the Mask, comes out. It's about the poor, wretched soul that has to share his life with Lucifer. Don't worry, he's having the time of his life. You'll see. I will post it here shortly thereafter. In the Witching Hour!!~♑😈♑~
I meant to publish during the Witching Hour this morning. But the poor fellow I inhabit fell asleep, exhausted. It's been hard for him. But don't worry, he's alright. During the Witching Hour this evening, I will post an article showing that The Man Behind the Mask has never been better. Stay tuned.
April 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I meant to publish during the Witching Hour this morning. But the poor fellow I inhabit fell asleep, exhausted. It's been hard for him. But don't worry, he's alright. During the Witching Hour this evening, I will post an article showing that The Man Behind the Mask has never been better. Stay tuned.
Tonight during the Witching Hour, I hope to post another, more personal essay, before we go any further.
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ALT: a group of people holding candles in a dark room
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April 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tonight during the Witching Hour, I hope to post another, more personal essay, before we go any further.
Hello delightful, sinful humans! This is just a Hellishly-Hot Take on the current El Salvadorian situation—Let’s Deport Everyone! I love you humans! Mwah! open.substack.com/pub/fromthed...
SATAN'S HOT TAKE for April 14th: Did you really expect the Trump Administration to Return Kilmar?
You shouldn't expect him to be alive anymore.
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April 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hello delightful, sinful humans! This is just a Hellishly-Hot Take on the current El Salvadorian situation—Let’s Deport Everyone! I love you humans! Mwah! open.substack.com/pub/fromthed...
Happy April 14th all you beautiful humans. I know some of you need a distraction from your daily work and would rather read my latest post about how it’s silly to believe in imaginary creatures. So go ahead! Just a little sin, no one has to know.
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The Folly of Faith
Why you shouldn't believe in "God," or in "Me" either.
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April 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy April 14th all you beautiful humans. I know some of you need a distraction from your daily work and would rather read my latest post about how it’s silly to believe in imaginary creatures. So go ahead! Just a little sin, no one has to know.
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I hope everyone is enjoying this fine, week-starting Witching Hour. I present to you burners of the midnight oil a post on the Folly of believing in things that are not real. Spoiler: you get nothing out of nothing, it's just math.
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The Folly of Faith
Why you shouldn't believe in "God," or in "Me" either.
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April 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I hope everyone is enjoying this fine, week-starting Witching Hour. I present to you burners of the midnight oil a post on the Folly of believing in things that are not real. Spoiler: you get nothing out of nothing, it's just math.
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
I HAVE BUT ONE COMMAND (in three parts--you see what I did there?): Get the fuck up, grab as much caffeine as you can, and give yourself some perspective this Sunday mourning by reading my cherry-busting virgin post on Substack! Or just let the desire burn away, ig?
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The Eternal and Everlasting ScapeGOAT
But At Least I'm a G.O.A.T.
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April 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I HAVE BUT ONE COMMAND (in three parts--you see what I did there?): Get the fuck up, grab as much caffeine as you can, and give yourself some perspective this Sunday mourning by reading my cherry-busting virgin post on Substack! Or just let the desire burn away, ig?
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
Well good mourning all you shining, sinning humans who didn't go to church! When I worked retail, I used to call this time of Sunday mornings, "the Heathen Rush." Because most of the shoppers are there at that time to avoid the much larger crowds that come right after the last church services end.
April 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well good mourning all you shining, sinning humans who didn't go to church! When I worked retail, I used to call this time of Sunday mornings, "the Heathen Rush." Because most of the shoppers are there at that time to avoid the much larger crowds that come right after the last church services end.
I'm celebrating 13 followers! I love the number 13. I love it so hard. Just like I love you! Will you love me back? I know you will.
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April 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm celebrating 13 followers! I love the number 13. I love it so hard. Just like I love you! Will you love me back? I know you will.
Like a waning moon, Yours Truly is running behind the Witching Hour tonight. But I have a good post for you, real juicy for those of you thirsty for a left-handed perspective of your devil, Lucifer “Satan” MourningStar, here. You know you love me. And I love you!X☿X
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The Eternal and Everlasting ScapeGOAT
But At Least I'm a G.O.A.T.
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April 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Like a waning moon, Yours Truly is running behind the Witching Hour tonight. But I have a good post for you, real juicy for those of you thirsty for a left-handed perspective of your devil, Lucifer “Satan” MourningStar, here. You know you love me. And I love you!X☿X
open.substack.com/pub/satansin...
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