sassychef.bsky.social
@sassychef.bsky.social
This diva made homemade corn tortillas.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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it had to be done
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That one guy trying to get Danny Boy’s attention:
THE PIPES!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Okay....?
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Why did she say this?
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Who’s gonna tell Joe that Taylor Smith shit talked a chihuahua in her new album
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
HalfMoonJoe caught vandalizing my parking garage
August 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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never forget divas!!
August 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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reminder stream today at 5pm eastern!!!!
August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The next Sleuthy Summer Smackdown is here between Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake and The Captive Curse 🔍👊 youtu.be/I_478TlL8zg?...
August 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I turned around in my desk chair and there he was
August 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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you trying to get through agatha crispy today
August 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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not the tama cutting me off
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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look! it’s the arch from the hit video game american truck simulator
July 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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at the subaru dealer for maintenance and they’re playing marina….. i’m safe here
July 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Honorifics? But I ‘ardly know ‘er!
July 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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What if we kissed… in the Michaels pumpkin carousel? (And we were both boys 😚)
July 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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it's a really funny microgeneration we're in. if you were born between like 1994 and 1998 you're simultaneously two different types of loser.
July 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Message in a Haunted Mansion competes with Ghost of Thornton Hall in this Sleuthy Summer Smackdown 🔍👊 youtu.be/6ms_met2XI8?...
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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clocking into another day at HMJ LLC
July 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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a phone vibrates in the dead of night. you wake with a start and look at the phone. your face goes pale as you read the caller ID. reluctantly, you lift the phone slowly to your ear. you hear a deep, assertive voice on the other side echo through: "your husband is dead... click here to see my pussy"
June 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Yall ever got the rarest tamagotchi — Isabella Parichi?
June 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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you WILL love david's bridal 😈 (threatening)
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM