MarkHmltn
@thecappyhamham.bsky.social
good morning from northern california! it’s colder than my lovely LA here but also much quieter which is idyllic.
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
good morning from northern california! it’s colder than my lovely LA here but also much quieter which is idyllic.
hey Joe! it’s 6 o’clock for you and i just want to remind you that you are not in danger and you are not in trouble. people all around the world love you! give piggie and justin a hug and a kiss, take a deep breath, and drink some water. if you’re feeling anxious shake it out. this will end.
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
hey Joe! it’s 6 o’clock for you and i just want to remind you that you are not in danger and you are not in trouble. people all around the world love you! give piggie and justin a hug and a kiss, take a deep breath, and drink some water. if you’re feeling anxious shake it out. this will end.
i’m just going to say, fortnite needs to be cuntier. where do i get heels? dance moves? claws? anything?!?
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i’m just going to say, fortnite needs to be cuntier. where do i get heels? dance moves? claws? anything?!?
my favorite and forever comic husband and wet dream. Daredevil.
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
my favorite and forever comic husband and wet dream. Daredevil.
“HMJ” spotted in the wild
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“HMJ” spotted in the wild
it’s that time of year again where we all collectively agree that Abby should have ended up with Riley. right?
December 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it’s that time of year again where we all collectively agree that Abby should have ended up with Riley. right?
oh no…. i have a crush…… an official, checking if they see my instagram story, smile when i see their name, crush. i’m too old for this shit.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
oh no…. i have a crush…… an official, checking if they see my instagram story, smile when i see their name, crush. i’m too old for this shit.
it was a good year!
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
it was a good year!
Bobby Drake was probably the easiest since i just put him in an Emma Frost uniform. here’s canonically gay Iceman dressed as a slutty hero.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bobby Drake was probably the easiest since i just put him in an Emma Frost uniform. here’s canonically gay Iceman dressed as a slutty hero.
wow i love hockey. it’s so good of a sport. very much a great game what they do.
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December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
wow i love hockey. it’s so good of a sport. very much a great game what they do.
so i’ve been drawing male superheroes wearing lingerie because i’m not only gay but i love super heroes. to those of you in the hmj chat if you do not wish to see these i will be using the word “MCUm” in the image descriptions so you can add that to your blocked/filtered words list.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
so i’ve been drawing male superheroes wearing lingerie because i’m not only gay but i love super heroes. to those of you in the hmj chat if you do not wish to see these i will be using the word “MCUm” in the image descriptions so you can add that to your blocked/filtered words list.
catching up on a couple streams i missed and now… what was that? @austinalive.bsky.social but also…. yeah you’re right.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
catching up on a couple streams i missed and now… what was that? @austinalive.bsky.social but also…. yeah you’re right.
put on a half moon joe vid on to get ready to as well do. and i stumbled upon new lore to me. i had no idea pickle joe was a THING!! i thought they were just emotes! i’m so happy i invited this bald little queen on to my screen. the joy he brings is incomparable!
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
put on a half moon joe vid on to get ready to as well do. and i stumbled upon new lore to me. i had no idea pickle joe was a THING!! i thought they were just emotes! i’m so happy i invited this bald little queen on to my screen. the joy he brings is incomparable!
my album is out now anywhere you listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/1LY77s...
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
my album is out now anywhere you listen to music! open.spotify.com/album/1LY77s...
i’ve definitely never listened to laufey. the one i checked off was Lorde. but cool. is posting my score to this test performative though? just a thought.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i’ve definitely never listened to laufey. the one i checked off was Lorde. but cool. is posting my score to this test performative though? just a thought.
today i keep thinking about Betty. that young girl Joe accused of being a bot and calling to ban her, only to find out she was a real person but kept copy and pasting chatgpt slop in the chat.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
today i keep thinking about Betty. that young girl Joe accused of being a bot and calling to ban her, only to find out she was a real person but kept copy and pasting chatgpt slop in the chat.
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I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I was like “WOW I got the notification REALLY late”
gym crush has returned. and i feel the holy spirit in this gym.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
gym crush has returned. and i feel the holy spirit in this gym.
say what you want, but brie larson voicing rosalina is going to make me like rosalina and i’m already pissed about it.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
say what you want, but brie larson voicing rosalina is going to make me like rosalina and i’m already pissed about it.
finally found an affordable way to offer my albums on vinyl!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
finally found an affordable way to offer my albums on vinyl!!
i’m still pissed we never got a full length album from hailee steinfeld to be honest and real on this friday.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i’m still pissed we never got a full length album from hailee steinfeld to be honest and real on this friday.
relatable content.
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
relatable content.