halfmoonjoe
@halfmoonjoe.com
twitch partner, podcaster, tamagotchi collector, dog named piggie, exclamation point enthusiast!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈👬🐕🎮
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business: halfmoonjoe@dulcedo.com
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business: halfmoonjoe@dulcedo.com
Dear diary, our second night in hotel!! have so much to tell chat I wanna explode!!!! received some WONDERFUL things in the po box but I'd rather show on stream than tell you!! trying to make this a mini break & stay offline a bit bc my brain is fried. missed chatting today!! xoxo gossip toad 💜💜
February 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Dear diary, our second night in hotel!! have so much to tell chat I wanna explode!!!! received some WONDERFUL things in the po box but I'd rather show on stream than tell you!! trying to make this a mini break & stay offline a bit bc my brain is fried. missed chatting today!! xoxo gossip toad 💜💜
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February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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reminder no streams this week!! we are in a hotel while the extra bathroom work is done!! I will be sitting in a small room plucking out all the hairs on my body one by one!!!! piggie will be watching me!!
potential weekend streams but stay tuned!!!! 😌💜
potential weekend streams but stay tuned!!!! 😌💜
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
reminder no streams this week!! we are in a hotel while the extra bathroom work is done!! I will be sitting in a small room plucking out all the hairs on my body one by one!!!! piggie will be watching me!!
potential weekend streams but stay tuned!!!! 😌💜
potential weekend streams but stay tuned!!!! 😌💜
the same-day express shipping gratitude journal that's arriving within 3 hours is gonna fix everything it just has to!!!!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
the same-day express shipping gratitude journal that's arriving within 3 hours is gonna fix everything it just has to!!!!!!!!
🔴LIVE - that's right it's a saturday stream!!!! chat, civilization isn't working out!! it's time to make a new society with me as the ultimate ruler!!!! playing some Civilization VII!!!!
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
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February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🔴LIVE - that's right it's a saturday stream!!!! chat, civilization isn't working out!! it's time to make a new society with me as the ultimate ruler!!!! playing some Civilization VII!!!!
🏛️👑🗺️🤫
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
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every time I walk through the living room and justin is watching the pitt I hear the exact same character say some variation of "well hee haw huckleberry it's time to shove a catheter up this patient's butt”
and whoever huckleberry is says something like "gee golly knock it off" and then does it
and whoever huckleberry is says something like "gee golly knock it off" and then does it
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
every time I walk through the living room and justin is watching the pitt I hear the exact same character say some variation of "well hee haw huckleberry it's time to shove a catheter up this patient's butt”
and whoever huckleberry is says something like "gee golly knock it off" and then does it
and whoever huckleberry is says something like "gee golly knock it off" and then does it
chat it's all gonna happen........ everything we planted.............
“Toad, Toad, wake up,” said Frog. “Look at your garden!”
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
Toad looked at his garden. Little green plants were coming up out of the ground.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
chat it's all gonna happen........ everything we planted.............
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New podcast w/ @halfmoonjoe.com! This week we chat about medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, and more!
TS 523: Oscar the Grouch in a Blender | The Show with Sam & Joe
Medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, Velveeta on the backsplash, and more!
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February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
New podcast w/ @halfmoonjoe.com! This week we chat about medieval bestiaries, AI healthcare, whales on land, making food, The Traitors, and more!
watering my garden (upsetting)
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
watering my garden (upsetting)
🔴LIVE - can bald men cut hair?? well that is the question of the week and we're finding out today playing CHOPPY CUTS!! I also have a few game codes to give away and you can play with me!! #sponsored
🧑🦲✂️🧑🦲✂️
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
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February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
🔴LIVE - can bald men cut hair?? well that is the question of the week and we're finding out today playing CHOPPY CUTS!! I also have a few game codes to give away and you can play with me!! #sponsored
🧑🦲✂️🧑🦲✂️
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
🧑🦲✂️🧑🦲✂️
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
might have to delete tomorrow's preshow if I can't hold it in!!!!
having to deal with "NEIGHBORLY" issues tonight!!!!!!!!
having to deal with "NEIGHBORLY" issues tonight!!!!!!!!
a man in a blue shirt and tie says won 't you be my neighbor ?
Alt: mr rogers saying "won't you be my neighbor?"
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February 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
might have to delete tomorrow's preshow if I can't hold it in!!!!
having to deal with "NEIGHBORLY" issues tonight!!!!!!!!
having to deal with "NEIGHBORLY" issues tonight!!!!!!!!
had a lie down after ending the stream early bc I've def got a mini migraine caused by arm pain and just came back to my pc to do some work and screamed at the relevancy of this alert!!!! anyway thank y'all for understanding and wanting what's best for me!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
had a lie down after ending the stream early bc I've def got a mini migraine caused by arm pain and just came back to my pc to do some work and screamed at the relevancy of this alert!!!! anyway thank y'all for understanding and wanting what's best for me!!!!
🔴LIVE - did you know every time you kiss the xenomorph it's a threesome bc it has two mouths? let's discover more intimate secrets during today's stream of ALIEN ISOLATION!!!!
👽💋👽💋
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
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February 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
🔴LIVE - did you know every time you kiss the xenomorph it's a threesome bc it has two mouths? let's discover more intimate secrets during today's stream of ALIEN ISOLATION!!!!
👽💋👽💋
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
👽💋👽💋
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
that favorite colors thing healed me thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
that favorite colors thing healed me thank you
[ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴜ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
hey y'all if you had um....
[ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
to pick out a new mug and....
[ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ]
and um you wanted to pick one that was ur favorite color........
[ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ]
what color would that be????
hey y'all if you had um....
[ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
to pick out a new mug and....
[ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ]
and um you wanted to pick one that was ur favorite color........
[ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ]
what color would that be????
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
[ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴜ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
hey y'all if you had um....
[ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
to pick out a new mug and....
[ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ]
and um you wanted to pick one that was ur favorite color........
[ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ]
what color would that be????
hey y'all if you had um....
[ᴊᴜsᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ]
to pick out a new mug and....
[ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʀᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ]
and um you wanted to pick one that was ur favorite color........
[ᴛʜɪs ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ]
what color would that be????
sometimes y'all post pics of yourselves and it delights me to finally see who I've been yelling at all these years 💜
February 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
sometimes y'all post pics of yourselves and it delights me to finally see who I've been yelling at all these years 💜
is this what y'all wanting???? in multiple colors???? printed on custom colors brand????????
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
is this what y'all wanting???? in multiple colors???? printed on custom colors brand????????
🔴LIVE - oh poopie dooperson!! it's time for more Desperate Housewives the 2006 video game!! don't touch my jelly sandals!!!!
👠🏘️🍎🔪
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
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February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
🔴LIVE - oh poopie dooperson!! it's time for more Desperate Housewives the 2006 video game!! don't touch my jelly sandals!!!!
👠🏘️🍎🔪
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
👠🏘️🍎🔪
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
🔴LIVE - today we're playing chat demanded game Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo!! but from whom?? and at what cost?? let's find out together in a fun-filled monday full of fun!!!!
🚘🦒🐘🔍
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
🚘🦒🐘🔍
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
www.twitch.tv
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
🔴LIVE - today we're playing chat demanded game Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo!! but from whom?? and at what cost?? let's find out together in a fun-filled monday full of fun!!!!
🚘🦒🐘🔍
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
🚘🦒🐘🔍
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
is this some kind of sick joke!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
is this some kind of sick joke!!!!!!!!
happy birthday to a fantastic mod and friend who is always flying fabulously @aznandy.bsky.social !!!!!!!! I would know nothing ab twitch without him!!!!
a birthday card for andy with a man fishing
Alt: a birthday card for andy with a person fishing and a great pun
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February 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
happy birthday to a fantastic mod and friend who is always flying fabulously @aznandy.bsky.social !!!!!!!! I would know nothing ab twitch without him!!!!
there is a fan made land before time cgi movie happening and this is the poster
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
there is a fan made land before time cgi movie happening and this is the poster
it's time to see what golf cart ricky is all about and why he is saving that zoo!!!! even more fun served up in a vintage old maiden type of way ending the week with a game my manager told me would be "funny" for me to play presumably bc I'm bald!!!!
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February 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
it's time to see what golf cart ricky is all about and why he is saving that zoo!!!! even more fun served up in a vintage old maiden type of way ending the week with a game my manager told me would be "funny" for me to play presumably bc I'm bald!!!!
🚗🍎👽🧑🦲
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guess who has been having solid turds so he gets to play with banana man!!!!
(when he has bad poo he gets too excited and squirts diarrhea when he plays w banana man so he has to be taken away)
(when he has bad poo he gets too excited and squirts diarrhea when he plays w banana man so he has to be taken away)
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
guess who has been having solid turds so he gets to play with banana man!!!!
(when he has bad poo he gets too excited and squirts diarrhea when he plays w banana man so he has to be taken away)
(when he has bad poo he gets too excited and squirts diarrhea when he plays w banana man so he has to be taken away)