Justin 🇨🇦
@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
This little genius is Chekov. Her name is this involved joke. Chekov’s Gun is “don’t show a gun in act 1 unless it’s going to be fired in act 3”. My son and I generalized this (Chekov’s skill, Chekov’s fast car, Chekov’s ex)
On Father’s Day he came home and said “someday you might need a cat.”
On Father’s Day he came home and said “someday you might need a cat.”
May 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This little genius is Chekov. Her name is this involved joke. Chekov’s Gun is “don’t show a gun in act 1 unless it’s going to be fired in act 3”. My son and I generalized this (Chekov’s skill, Chekov’s fast car, Chekov’s ex)
On Father’s Day he came home and said “someday you might need a cat.”
On Father’s Day he came home and said “someday you might need a cat.”
How Québécoise say “I am upset and would like to discuss it with the you”. There was more, but it was in French and seemed to largely involve Catholic things (what is a tabarnak? I’m an agnostic cultural neopagan. Is it like, a field?) I don’t understand.
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Will alt text once I’ve stopped bleeding
April 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How Québécoise say “I am upset and would like to discuss it with the you”. There was more, but it was in French and seemed to largely involve Catholic things (what is a tabarnak? I’m an agnostic cultural neopagan. Is it like, a field?) I don’t understand.
Will alt text once I’ve stopped bleeding
Will alt text once I’ve stopped bleeding
Dude. Remind me not to piss you off.
April 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dude. Remind me not to piss you off.
He needs to not sleep well
March 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
He needs to not sleep well
I stole this. But it is, in words of a former manager, fucking brill.
March 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I stole this. But it is, in words of a former manager, fucking brill.
My birthday present
December 28, 2024 at 12:32 AM
My birthday present
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM