Justin 🇨🇦
@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
I’m making soccer mom chili (kidney beans and ground beef) and my long-suffering gf is saying “babe stop following American politics and watch The Expanse. We live in Quebec for a reason.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m making soccer mom chili (kidney beans and ground beef) and my long-suffering gf is saying “babe stop following American politics and watch The Expanse. We live in Quebec for a reason.”
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November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Didn’t the Ronald Reagan say they wete “considering their legal options”? Where are they?
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Didn’t the Ronald Reagan say they wete “considering their legal options”? Where are they?
I think every car made needs to come with a bolt that has to be tightened. Like, in every movie there some guy tightening a bolt, looking intensely at the camera, usually while his teammate comes in second or dies. No cars actually have that. We need those to be thing.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think every car made needs to come with a bolt that has to be tightened. Like, in every movie there some guy tightening a bolt, looking intensely at the camera, usually while his teammate comes in second or dies. No cars actually have that. We need those to be thing.
“Well, yes. It’s cold. But the food is amazing and you have a hot boyfriend who keeps you warm. You can move back to BC”
Me:”?”
Her: I’m thinking!
Me:”?”
Her: I’m thinking!
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Well, yes. It’s cold. But the food is amazing and you have a hot boyfriend who keeps you warm. You can move back to BC”
Me:”?”
Her: I’m thinking!
Me:”?”
Her: I’m thinking!
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"US senator disappointed in Canada no longer treating them like a friendly neighbor"
My dude your country is the neighbor which keeps getting back with their abusive ex who just threatened to beat us up
Get your shit together and we can talk
My dude your country is the neighbor which keeps getting back with their abusive ex who just threatened to beat us up
Get your shit together and we can talk
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"US senator disappointed in Canada no longer treating them like a friendly neighbor"
My dude your country is the neighbor which keeps getting back with their abusive ex who just threatened to beat us up
Get your shit together and we can talk
My dude your country is the neighbor which keeps getting back with their abusive ex who just threatened to beat us up
Get your shit together and we can talk
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Seriously, who do have to sleep with to find yellow split peas?! It’s like one of 3 official dishes of Quebec, and I can’t cook the other two.
Do they not understand I’m a gen xer and therefore always on the edge of saying really sarcastic things to people or maybe a tri-state killing spree?
Do they not understand I’m a gen xer and therefore always on the edge of saying really sarcastic things to people or maybe a tri-state killing spree?
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Seriously, who do have to sleep with to find yellow split peas?! It’s like one of 3 official dishes of Quebec, and I can’t cook the other two.
Do they not understand I’m a gen xer and therefore always on the edge of saying really sarcastic things to people or maybe a tri-state killing spree?
Do they not understand I’m a gen xer and therefore always on the edge of saying really sarcastic things to people or maybe a tri-state killing spree?
Oh, the US and Russia have drafted a peace deal to end the war on Ukraine. In exchange for giving up territory, the US promises to provide military protection to Ukraine. This is the most infuriating thing I’ve read. Trump’s word is worth jack shit. America’s promises are worthless.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh, the US and Russia have drafted a peace deal to end the war on Ukraine. In exchange for giving up territory, the US promises to provide military protection to Ukraine. This is the most infuriating thing I’ve read. Trump’s word is worth jack shit. America’s promises are worthless.
Autu. Trump gave Clinton a blow job? That image guarantees the next time I’ll have sex is never
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Autu. Trump gave Clinton a blow job? That image guarantees the next time I’ll have sex is never
The Epstein files will be a nothing burger.
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The Epstein files will be a nothing burger.
The worst thing about chat bots is they can’t read the room. “We understand your package is important to you…”. Yeah, good job you third-raté perl script. A human would have been able to figure out I wanted to know where it was and not call-scripted me.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The worst thing about chat bots is they can’t read the room. “We understand your package is important to you…”. Yeah, good job you third-raté perl script. A human would have been able to figure out I wanted to know where it was and not call-scripted me.
Conservative Doug Ford quotes Con. Reagan and Con. Trump has a hissy fit and pulls out of trade negotiations, so Conservative Polliviere blames Carney. Did I get that right?
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Conservative Doug Ford quotes Con. Reagan and Con. Trump has a hissy fit and pulls out of trade negotiations, so Conservative Polliviere blames Carney. Did I get that right?
Every single thing this administration is doing runs against every piece of wisdom ever. Never put a man where he feels like he’s out of options unless you want to find out how tough you really are. This is actual madness.
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every single thing this administration is doing runs against every piece of wisdom ever. Never put a man where he feels like he’s out of options unless you want to find out how tough you really are. This is actual madness.
Ive gone hungry. I wasn’t in a great mood.
If you made my child go hungry, you wouldn’t be in any mood at all.
If you made my child go hungry, you wouldn’t be in any mood at all.
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ive gone hungry. I wasn’t in a great mood.
If you made my child go hungry, you wouldn’t be in any mood at all.
If you made my child go hungry, you wouldn’t be in any mood at all.
Have USians noticed your government is, like, shut down? Have y’all considered doing something about that? It seems important. And all my friends seem to be “well, it’s Trump. What are you going to do?”
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Have USians noticed your government is, like, shut down? Have y’all considered doing something about that? It seems important. And all my friends seem to be “well, it’s Trump. What are you going to do?”
If you can get trolled that hard by Doug Ford, you definitely need a thicker skin. And therapy.
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you can get trolled that hard by Doug Ford, you definitely need a thicker skin. And therapy.
Is the US now a failed state?
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is the US now a failed state?
Is the US government still shut down? Shouldn’t someone like, do something about that? Like a no confidence vote or something? I really feel other countries have solved this problem.
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Is the US government still shut down? Shouldn’t someone like, do something about that? Like a no confidence vote or something? I really feel other countries have solved this problem.
We have a king. Y’all should look into it. Your head of state can’t even stand up straight
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We have a king. Y’all should look into it. Your head of state can’t even stand up straight
I’ve been told to stop asking my coworkers in Portland if they are safe.
Seriously, HR, don’t you have more important things to do?
Seriously, HR, don’t you have more important things to do?
October 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve been told to stop asking my coworkers in Portland if they are safe.
Seriously, HR, don’t you have more important things to do?
Seriously, HR, don’t you have more important things to do?
I was in LA for riots. It was a formative experience in my life. I am impressed- neigh, amazed- at the restraint Portland has shown. But ICE does understand that if they keep this up, sooner or later one of them doesn’t go home, right? You gotta roll up with 5 buddies, eventually people think…
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was in LA for riots. It was a formative experience in my life. I am impressed- neigh, amazed- at the restraint Portland has shown. But ICE does understand that if they keep this up, sooner or later one of them doesn’t go home, right? You gotta roll up with 5 buddies, eventually people think…
“The fewer questions you ask, the fewer lies I need to tell you” was not the great response I thought it was.
October 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“The fewer questions you ask, the fewer lies I need to tell you” was not the great response I thought it was.
“We’re going to make the military tough again”.
— a speech brought to you by people afraid of Pike Place Market, Portland, subways, and their own shadows.
— a speech brought to you by people afraid of Pike Place Market, Portland, subways, and their own shadows.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“We’re going to make the military tough again”.
— a speech brought to you by people afraid of Pike Place Market, Portland, subways, and their own shadows.
— a speech brought to you by people afraid of Pike Place Market, Portland, subways, and their own shadows.
Will the Golden Dome be made of the highest quality 24k gold?
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Will the Golden Dome be made of the highest quality 24k gold?