Justin 🇨🇦
sardoniccomment.bsky.social
Justin 🇨🇦
@sardoniccomment.bsky.social
American living in MTL. Reads too much and misses the authors he followed on the other place. Thinks too much. Uh..software dev. Owns a cat. Has a son i miss but am proud of.

I have the survival instincts of an emo lemming.
You know, by this point Nixon was reportedly wandering through the Whitehouse, drinking heavily, and talking to portraits of former presidents.
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Trump doesn’t want Greenland for the minerals. Sure, he and his buddies will get richer, but that’s not the point.

We want it to be that. We can, collectively, wrap our minds around wanting more money. We can’t wrap our minds around…the desire for power. Because it’s sick. It’s wrong. It’s evil.
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 AM
ChatGPT is more supportive than like, 90% of my ex’s. Humanity is just done.
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
My fiancée’s tv habits have made me terrified of going to her ancestoral homeland. So many people die. Often killed by their wives.
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Seriously. We have a corpse with bullet holes in it. We have a guy who put said holes there. I thought we had this whole system where we found out if said holes were justified. Apparently I was wrong.

Arrest and trial. Not tomorrow. Today.
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
My girlfriend, who claims she loves me, woke up, made coffee, and asked what was going on in the world. I told her we’d wait until she had coffee.

She’s not cycling through the BBC, France24, Al Jeazera, the CBC, and my blood pressure monitor.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Do women actually care if you meet them at the train station? (Need answer in the next 4 hours)
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Is anyone else ever conflicted by the existential question “watch a movie, or give my cat an inappropriate amount of catnip?” (Spoiler: I went for the drugs. If I’m found dead, she should be the primary suspect. HTF does she run up walls? She seems to view gravity as a suggestion)
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“This is a standard high-risk domestic violence condition when a third party is sheltering the victim“ okay I have questions.

I thought I was giving a friend a safe place to sleep. And food. When a friend shows up sporting bruises you feed her. Right? Then call the cops.
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Im scared. Scared men are dangerous. We don’t have a choice.
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
No one does that to my friends and gets to walk around breathing. He’s already in jail, and I’ve called every thief, whore and reprobate with a bf in jail to talk to him.
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bestie showed up yesterday to help me deal with a breakup. Bestie was sporting new bruises her boyfriend gave her. I told bestie to sleep in the guest room. Boyfriend showed up and tried to knock my door down. Two hours of giving a statement. How’s your day?
December 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Are women like genetically imprinted with Adele and Taylor Swift! My bestie - who loves punk - is going through a bad break up. I’m feeding her ice cream and finding out she knows every word Adele ever wrote. Wtf?
December 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Vetinari: It sometimes feels like the cynicism of the Night Watch is…
Vimes: insufficient?
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I went to see NIN for the opening concert for Downward Spiral. Afterwards, I told my friends I was incapable of being angry ever again. I used it all up. Trump has managed the same thing. I have hit max anger at Trump. I have no more. He and his little supporters are now on ignore mode
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Political scandal in the US: Trump. I don’t even know where to start.
Political scandal in Canada: we think you should spell it “utilize”, Mr Carney.
December 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So my girlfriend broke up with me (she does that a lot. Her dad raped her so really, you kinda get used to the issues ) but we’re now at the “have all your female friends over drink vodka and listen to Alians Morriste really loud” part of tjr program.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Facts
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ive had the questionable privilege of of sailing to a force 7 against weather. I’m pretty sure I pissed myself. I know I cried. It teaches you a lot. Like, why even Nazis killed the folks that did that.

It’s short drop and sudden stop time for those butchers.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Did they really straff the survivors of that fishing boat? That’s beyond vile.
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You know who I really loved as an author? Robert Heinlein (piss off. Buddy could write). In Glory Road (piss off. I know it’s problematic) the Emperorous of the 20 universes (okay he had his issues) says “if you take this man outside and shoot him…”. His deputies held his arms back.
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I really, really need someone to spin this into ¨they didn’t tell them to straff the survivors.” Lie to me. Make this okay.

Because what they appear to have done has been a horrible, unforgivable crime since Odysseus.
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What’s the thinking around data centers and AI? Don’t get me wrong; gen ai is cool. But isn’t the water thing kind of a big deal?
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM