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sarctastic.bsky.social
@sarctastic.bsky.social
First and foremost a hater
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It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Just saw a man wearing a sweater that said "I come in peace" and the woman he was with had a sweater that said "peace" and listen, I laughed!
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Drunk at the zoo and it is fun, but it's no Belgian Beer Weekend in the Grand Place!
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I told my husband he can pick our next dog but also I am constantly telling him why I think we need a pit bull instead
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It is so weird that Rogue just... shut down?? They were supposed to be at Brew Lights tonight but all the employees were fired so I assume that isn't happening!
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Drinking our second cherry chouffe of the 6 I originally bought. We are trying to cherish them lmao.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Currently it looks like it'll be low 50s and not raining which is ideal!
After multiple scheduling conflicts we finally get to get drunk at the zoo next weekend
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My pitch to him was "everyone loves this book! I mean, not me, but everybody else!"
I brought my dad Project Hail Mary this past weekend and he is halfway through and loving it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Okay I have an appointment for Monday! Let's check on the droopy eye.
I went back to check my after visit summary from my appointments and apparently they wanted to see me in a year, which is now
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I brought my dad Project Hail Mary this past weekend and he is halfway through and loving it.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me: Why do no doctors care about my eye problem
Also me: Why do I keep getting texts about scheduling an eye appointment
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A man was presented with 2 equally reasonable options for where to dump out his water bottle and instead picked a secret third option: the sink I was actively using
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"I am ALWAYS waiting for John Oliver to talk about felony murder" -me, starting last night's episode
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just put a hair mask in and then realized I am probably expected to be on camera for my meeting with my boss's boss in an hour 🙃
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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i think it's true that republicans suck shit and are totally responsible for this *and* we need a better opposition party
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
After multiple scheduling conflicts we finally get to get drunk at the zoo next weekend
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
Major concession from Democrats here is enhanced ACA funds aren’t extended. Preserving them was Dems’ central demand in this fight. They secured a promise of a vote (which Thune has been offering for weeks), but that could still fail. Even if it passes, Johnson has made no promise of a House vote.
Tentative Senate deal to end shutdown, multiple sources tell me & @frankthorp.bsky.social:

—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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I will not support a deal that does nothing to make health care more affordable.

We are in a health care emergency. A simple one-year extension of these tax credits would cost less than Donald Trump’s $40 billion bailout for Argentina.

A vote for this bill is a mistake.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We have made it home and I am finally watching the bake off finale
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I went bowling at a child's birthday yesterday and now just my left butt cheek is very sore today
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Made my husband watch the first episode of Dept Q and so far his main criticism is that the streets are too empty to be realistic (I had to point out that it is supposed to be February and not early September like when we were in Edinburgh)
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We are driving to my hometown in the morning and we have to stop at TJs on the way out of town to get horseradish chips for everyone.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Excuse me, my hand is going numb
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I am on the last episode. Unfortunately I did figure out the twist from reading something on wikipedia.
I need to go to bed but I started Dept Q and I am hooked
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM