Sarcastic Viking
@sarcasticviking.bsky.social
särˈkastik marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt. Vikings, NFL, DFS, 🇨🇦, 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ supporter. Anti-fascisism and oligarchy. Eat the rich
Pinned
It not as hard as you may think to protest an oligarchy. 🧵
You don't need to hit the streets and protest (but it doesn't hurt 😂)
Protest with your wallet, habits, or time.
Step 1: Delete X, Meta, Prime accounts. Any subscriptions to news outlets that are gaslighting us. Everyone can do this
You don't need to hit the streets and protest (but it doesn't hurt 😂)
Protest with your wallet, habits, or time.
Step 1: Delete X, Meta, Prime accounts. Any subscriptions to news outlets that are gaslighting us. Everyone can do this
Dumbest rules in sports strikes again.
Isaiah Likely fumbles the ball before crossing the line, touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dumbest rules in sports strikes again.
Did he just suggest everyone should gamble to make more money?
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Did he just suggest everyone should gamble to make more money?
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it's probably too corny for this place but my kid is starting for the varisty basketball team tonight at my old high school wearing my old number. shit is wild and i'm proud and emotional.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
it's probably too corny for this place but my kid is starting for the varisty basketball team tonight at my old high school wearing my old number. shit is wild and i'm proud and emotional.
There it is.. they are finally starting to say it out loud.
Trump's informal crackpot advisor weighs in on today's shooting:
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There it is.. they are finally starting to say it out loud.
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No actor in the history of tv or cinema has said “you think I’m crazy?” more than Claire Danes in her entire body of work
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
No actor in the history of tv or cinema has said “you think I’m crazy?” more than Claire Danes in her entire body of work
Jones with this offense would be top 3 in the league.
Even without hindsight I wish they would have tried harder to keep Daniel Jones. But I think he wanted a chance at a starting job and apparently we just gave it to JJ
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Jones with this offense would be top 3 in the league.
The house always wins
The Vikings moved on from Sam Darnold this past offseason. They lost Daniel Jones to the Colts and passed on Aaron Rodgers.
From what I'm told, money wasn’t the hang-up in any of those situations; it was ultimately all about betting on J.J. McCarthy.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
From what I'm told, money wasn’t the hang-up in any of those situations; it was ultimately all about betting on J.J. McCarthy.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The house always wins
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Humanity is a child with a box of matches
Lighting fires we are powerless to extinguish
We evolve in every direction except inward
Lighting fires we are powerless to extinguish
We evolve in every direction except inward
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Humanity is a child with a box of matches
Lighting fires we are powerless to extinguish
We evolve in every direction except inward
Lighting fires we are powerless to extinguish
We evolve in every direction except inward
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I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
If the people in charge don't follow the law, why should anyone?
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If the people in charge don't follow the law, why should anyone?
More like traitorpublican
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
More like traitorpublican
Almost as if she is a cold hearted cunt.
Wouldn't be surprised if she didn't personally order her detainment
Wouldn't be surprised if she didn't personally order her detainment
Family of Leavitt’s Nephew Blasts Her for Ignoring ICE Detention
Karoline Leavitt Slammed by Nephew’s Family for Ignoring ICE Arrest
The mother, currently held by ICE in Louisiana, has been in the U.S. since she was a child—and a member of the Leavitt family for over a decade, her sister claims.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Almost as if she is a cold hearted cunt.
Wouldn't be surprised if she didn't personally order her detainment
Wouldn't be surprised if she didn't personally order her detainment
...And reporters who don't put up with condescending bullshit.
I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
...And reporters who don't put up with condescending bullshit.
America is starting to realize they have had the same talking points for 12 years.
All lies, no substance
All lies, no substance
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
America is starting to realize they have had the same talking points for 12 years.
All lies, no substance
All lies, no substance
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Sigh
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Sigh
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
Listen.
Vote for democrats.
We are starting to reach the "find out" stage.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We are starting to reach the "find out" stage.
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Guys. Please stop dropping into my replies on any post that doesn't mention Epstein and accuse me of being distracted. Once you have more lawsuits filed to release the files than I do, we can talk. Until then, I can hold more than one thought in my head. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Guys. Please stop dropping into my replies on any post that doesn't mention Epstein and accuse me of being distracted. Once you have more lawsuits filed to release the files than I do, we can talk. Until then, I can hold more than one thought in my head. Thanks!
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Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.
I hope they go through with this charade.
Only in fascist Trump America can a decorated veteran be threatened with a court marshal for telling the men and women of our military not to follow an illegal order!
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I hope they go through with this charade.
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Only in fascist Trump America can a decorated veteran be threatened with a court marshal for telling the men and women of our military not to follow an illegal order!
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Only in fascist Trump America can a decorated veteran be threatened with a court marshal for telling the men and women of our military not to follow an illegal order!
America is run by morons lmao
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
America is run by morons lmao
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the Monday Night Football sideline reporter just casually described a player getting concussed to the point of vomiting and then returning to the field
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the Monday Night Football sideline reporter just casually described a player getting concussed to the point of vomiting and then returning to the field
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Love how all the headlines are about AI (which barely exists) taking jobs because everyone is too afraid to say the president is destroying the economy
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Love how all the headlines are about AI (which barely exists) taking jobs because everyone is too afraid to say the president is destroying the economy
