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I make bad decisions, like, all the time 🤷🏻♀️
Does it many any one else uncomfortable at the thought of Goofy making babies? Like you know he makes goofy noises when he cums.
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Does it many any one else uncomfortable at the thought of Goofy making babies? Like you know he makes goofy noises when he cums.
Can anyone really stop us if we all start collectively calling this place Twitter? Like give the other guy what he wants and refer to his place as X.
This is unofficially Twitter anyways.
This is unofficially Twitter anyways.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Can anyone really stop us if we all start collectively calling this place Twitter? Like give the other guy what he wants and refer to his place as X.
This is unofficially Twitter anyways.
This is unofficially Twitter anyways.
Twitter is dead long live Twitter
(She just has a new website, and domain, and technically a different name, but I’ll call her Twitter2. Twitter for short)
(She just has a new website, and domain, and technically a different name, but I’ll call her Twitter2. Twitter for short)
February 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Twitter is dead long live Twitter
(She just has a new website, and domain, and technically a different name, but I’ll call her Twitter2. Twitter for short)
(She just has a new website, and domain, and technically a different name, but I’ll call her Twitter2. Twitter for short)
Ok, that’s it I’m calling it. Donald Trump is a drag anti-queen and she is doing what any self respecting drag queen would do if she was president. Pilfering the government and riding dick while doing coke.
From hence forth I will refer to her as Don Trump the Dark Drag Queen.
From hence forth I will refer to her as Don Trump the Dark Drag Queen.
February 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ok, that’s it I’m calling it. Donald Trump is a drag anti-queen and she is doing what any self respecting drag queen would do if she was president. Pilfering the government and riding dick while doing coke.
From hence forth I will refer to her as Don Trump the Dark Drag Queen.
From hence forth I will refer to her as Don Trump the Dark Drag Queen.
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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My new origin story has been retconned to:
On a stormy night, Katya Zamolodchikova busted a load behind a dumpster. Eventually that load turned into a tiny baby which was found by my mother whomst raised me.
On a stormy night, Katya Zamolodchikova busted a load behind a dumpster. Eventually that load turned into a tiny baby which was found by my mother whomst raised me.
January 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My new origin story has been retconned to:
On a stormy night, Katya Zamolodchikova busted a load behind a dumpster. Eventually that load turned into a tiny baby which was found by my mother whomst raised me.
On a stormy night, Katya Zamolodchikova busted a load behind a dumpster. Eventually that load turned into a tiny baby which was found by my mother whomst raised me.
This fucking community swear to god. If some of yall were stranded on an island you’d critique every ship that came to rescue you.
Some thoughts and an apology.
I'm going to step away from Bluesky for a bit. It's already enough dealing with the attacks on the trans community without being torn apart by my own community like this for a mistake.
I'm going to step away from Bluesky for a bit. It's already enough dealing with the attacks on the trans community without being torn apart by my own community like this for a mistake.
January 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This fucking community swear to god. If some of yall were stranded on an island you’d critique every ship that came to rescue you.
Shout out to Dr.Green for teaching me Radical Acceptance
January 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Shout out to Dr.Green for teaching me Radical Acceptance
That was brutal.
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January 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was it just me or did anyone else think Sith the Sloth was kinda hot?
January 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Was it just me or did anyone else think Sith the Sloth was kinda hot?
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Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
December 6, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
I have identified the CEO shooter. We must protect him at all cost. He’s raising a blue hedgehog after all.
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I have identified the CEO shooter. We must protect him at all cost. He’s raising a blue hedgehog after all.
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apparently they dont throttle outside links on here so does that mean I can share all my favorite meme videos? including this, the greatest talk show bit of all time
Nathan Fielder Brought Susan Sarandon As A Back-Up Guest | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco
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December 5, 2024 at 7:20 AM
apparently they dont throttle outside links on here so does that mean I can share all my favorite meme videos? including this, the greatest talk show bit of all time
Oh he’s a cute little m***er boy
NEWS
The NYPD has released two photos of the suspect in the murder of United Health CEO Brian Thompson.
The NYPD has released two photos of the suspect in the murder of United Health CEO Brian Thompson.
December 5, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Oh he’s a cute little m***er boy
I listened for 12,827 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I listened for 12,827 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
How do I get a temporary lobotomy?
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
How do I get a temporary lobotomy?
Damn it me you feel asleep
December 3, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Damn it me you feel asleep
If I was a doctor, I’d murder 1 person for every life I saved.
Gotta keep my alignment neutral.
Gotta keep my alignment neutral.
December 2, 2024 at 10:16 PM
If I was a doctor, I’d murder 1 person for every life I saved.
Gotta keep my alignment neutral.
Gotta keep my alignment neutral.
I wish I had the ambition Team Rocket had. I mean to try and fail every day to catch one Pikachu but never giving up?
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I wish I had the ambition Team Rocket had. I mean to try and fail every day to catch one Pikachu but never giving up?
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December 2, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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