Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
I gave them a toy.
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I gave them a toy.
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
This is very much a video taken by a visually impaired person, but still. Cats! Toy!
(My phone is broken so there’s no sound. Alt text: A bunch of feral cats on my porch gather around a hot pink toy I just gave them. They are fascinated by it in an extremely cat fashion.)
SHE IS SO SWEET AND SHE WANTS TO COME IN MY HOOOOOUUUUSE 😫😭
Alt text: A very small creamy orange and white feral cat letting me love on her after five months of gaining her trust.
Alt text: A very small creamy orange and white feral cat letting me love on her after five months of gaining her trust.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
SHE IS SO SWEET AND SHE WANTS TO COME IN MY HOOOOOUUUUSE 😫😭
Alt text: A very small creamy orange and white feral cat letting me love on her after five months of gaining her trust.
Alt text: A very small creamy orange and white feral cat letting me love on her after five months of gaining her trust.
Good morning from the breakfast crew. Seahorse in particular says hello.
Alt text: A large group of mostly orange feral cats gathering on my porch in the rain to eat breakfast. One of my favorites, a little orange cat named Seahorse, comes up to investigate the camera.
Alt text: A large group of mostly orange feral cats gathering on my porch in the rain to eat breakfast. One of my favorites, a little orange cat named Seahorse, comes up to investigate the camera.
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good morning from the breakfast crew. Seahorse in particular says hello.
Alt text: A large group of mostly orange feral cats gathering on my porch in the rain to eat breakfast. One of my favorites, a little orange cat named Seahorse, comes up to investigate the camera.
Alt text: A large group of mostly orange feral cats gathering on my porch in the rain to eat breakfast. One of my favorites, a little orange cat named Seahorse, comes up to investigate the camera.
Major mammal pile action this morning. The video quality isn’t great, but this is three cats on one bed, with a fourth cat unceremoniously plopped on top of them, cleaning all of them. I love watching them clean each other. There are even more cats snuggling against the side of the bed.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Major mammal pile action this morning. The video quality isn’t great, but this is three cats on one bed, with a fourth cat unceremoniously plopped on top of them, cleaning all of them. I love watching them clean each other. There are even more cats snuggling against the side of the bed.
Umm… uh oh 😬
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU ARE THE INCORRECT ANIMAL
Alt text: A raccoon on my porch runs when I open my door and yell “Not a cat! You are not a cat! Not a cat!”
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU ARE THE INCORRECT ANIMAL
Alt text: A raccoon on my porch runs when I open my door and yell “Not a cat! You are not a cat! Not a cat!”
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Umm… uh oh 😬
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU ARE THE INCORRECT ANIMAL
Alt text: A raccoon on my porch runs when I open my door and yell “Not a cat! You are not a cat! Not a cat!”
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU ARE THE INCORRECT ANIMAL
Alt text: A raccoon on my porch runs when I open my door and yell “Not a cat! You are not a cat! Not a cat!”
Today’s too many feral cats on my front porch is even too many-er than yesterday.
I swear there’s a great reason for this! But I will also admit this delights my inner chaos gremlin to no end.
I swear there’s a great reason for this! But I will also admit this delights my inner chaos gremlin to no end.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today’s too many feral cats on my front porch is even too many-er than yesterday.
I swear there’s a great reason for this! But I will also admit this delights my inner chaos gremlin to no end.
I swear there’s a great reason for this! But I will also admit this delights my inner chaos gremlin to no end.