Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
I choose to believe that everyone who hasn’t replied to this agrees with me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I choose to believe that everyone who hasn’t replied to this agrees with me.
Which is why I’ll be adopting one of his daughters as an inside only cat. Yumyan is basically a part-time cat. I suspect he regularly tours all the houses on the street. One neighbor confirmed Yumyan swans into his house periodically like he owns the place. I’ll keep Yum flea-free and vaccinated.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Which is why I’ll be adopting one of his daughters as an inside only cat. Yumyan is basically a part-time cat. I suspect he regularly tours all the houses on the street. One neighbor confirmed Yumyan swans into his house periodically like he owns the place. I’ll keep Yum flea-free and vaccinated.
Yumyan is getting fixed in December, but as the king of the colony and being a rover by nature, he’s happiest to come see me when he pleases. He eats, naps, and hangs out for a bit and then is ready to go back out and be king of the cats again. He’s basically a part time pet.
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Yumyan is getting fixed in December, but as the king of the colony and being a rover by nature, he’s happiest to come see me when he pleases. He eats, naps, and hangs out for a bit and then is ready to go back out and be king of the cats again. He’s basically a part time pet.
Yesterday there was one on her back, wriggling around and playing with me, right on the edge of the porch. I tried to scoot her away from the edge but she thought that was just more playing. And sure enough, she fell right off of it.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yesterday there was one on her back, wriggling around and playing with me, right on the edge of the porch. I tried to scoot her away from the edge but she thought that was just more playing. And sure enough, she fell right off of it.
I think about this every day.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I think about this every day.
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m trying to figure out who I need to keep my eyes on. I’m hoping kittens are born in a place I can reach. I cannot crawl into a blackberry bush.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
As thanks for your help, please enjoy some Doofus time.
Alt text: A tuxedo cat lounging in a bed, cleaning his foot & being really cute in general.
At 20 seconds in, a brown striped cat walks across the screen.
Please, please tell me if this cat looks pregnant. It sure as heck isn’t fat. I cannot afford enough to make these cats fat.
Please, please tell me if this cat looks pregnant. It sure as heck isn’t fat. I cannot afford enough to make these cats fat.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At 20 seconds in, a brown striped cat walks across the screen.
Please, please tell me if this cat looks pregnant. It sure as heck isn’t fat. I cannot afford enough to make these cats fat.
Please, please tell me if this cat looks pregnant. It sure as heck isn’t fat. I cannot afford enough to make these cats fat.
It really spoiled the show for me when she did that. The second season’s writing also got pretty sloppy near the end.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It really spoiled the show for me when she did that. The second season’s writing also got pretty sloppy near the end.
She’s founded an AI studio and is making AI content for Amazon. She’s as deep into the AI scourge as she can get
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
She’s founded an AI studio and is making AI content for Amazon. She’s as deep into the AI scourge as she can get
Dang. I would not hate that, actually. She’s gone all in on AI. She’s betrayed every person in the industry. To hell with her. Dinklage could be interesting as fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dang. I would not hate that, actually. She’s gone all in on AI. She’s betrayed every person in the industry. To hell with her. Dinklage could be interesting as fuck.
I don’t have a problem.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I don’t have a problem.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
Thank goodness she had a high tech homing device attached to his collar. bsky.app/profile/sara...
LMAOOO animals just show up on my porch now. I’m hoping the next critter will be a miniature donkey.
His name is Grit and he has a weird black antenna sprouting from his collar because he runs off so much he needs a homing device attached to him.
His name is Grit and he has a weird black antenna sprouting from his collar because he runs off so much he needs a homing device attached to him.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thank goodness she had a high tech homing device attached to his collar. bsky.app/profile/sara...
I’ve started having nightmares where I’m unable to use sound as I try to scream to be heard in a wide variety of horrific settings where screaming is real fucking important.
When that dog showed up on my porch the other day I tried shouting to his owner to guide her to us and mostly failed.
When that dog showed up on my porch the other day I tried shouting to his owner to guide her to us and mostly failed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’ve started having nightmares where I’m unable to use sound as I try to scream to be heard in a wide variety of horrific settings where screaming is real fucking important.
When that dog showed up on my porch the other day I tried shouting to his owner to guide her to us and mostly failed.
When that dog showed up on my porch the other day I tried shouting to his owner to guide her to us and mostly failed.
I told you so.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I told you so.
They have! I watched a few of them give it a try. Heard lots of thumping for a while and now it’s in a new location on my porch. Definite signs of kitty enjoyment.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They have! I watched a few of them give it a try. Heard lots of thumping for a while and now it’s in a new location on my porch. Definite signs of kitty enjoyment.