Joe Burrow showing up to throw 123 yards in 10 passes in the preseason opener.

As someone who spends a lot time thinking about the values I want to teach my kid (besides PLEASE DON’T EAT DIRT), the thing I keep coming back to is this: I want him to believe that the strongest, bravest thing he can do is give a shit about other people—especially ones who aren’t like him at all.

this is so corny. go lick boots if you want. it’s your prerogative. but this whole “please don’t hate us for licking the boot” thing is pathetic. actions have consequences, gang! you can’t have it both ways.

AJ Brown: [reading House of Leaves on the sideline, his eyes turn jet black, the sky fills with ravens]

Tom Brady: wow

whoever had the idea to mic up goalposts deserves a nobel peace prize

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

"I wish when we played against each other that you were on defense. I’d be throwing on you all day." - Eli on playing against Peyton 😂

"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#booksky
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What an achievement vaccines are. What a monument to our love for each other it is to stare straight into the face of something as horrific and unstoppable as smallpox or measles or polio or cervical cancer and say “You know what, it doesn’t have to be like this.”

HUMANS!