Sarah Barry
@sarahb93.bsky.social
We’re all on here to piss off Elon Musk, right?
Women don’t smile because when we do men try to follow us to the dentist at 9 am.
May 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Women don’t smile because when we do men try to follow us to the dentist at 9 am.
You should be able to choose your instacart shopper like you choose your fighter in a video game. I don’t want a Scott or Dave doing my shopping. Give me Brittney or Eden. They know what the hell they’re doing when they pick substitutions.
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You should be able to choose your instacart shopper like you choose your fighter in a video game. I don’t want a Scott or Dave doing my shopping. Give me Brittney or Eden. They know what the hell they’re doing when they pick substitutions.
JD Vance killed the pope. You cannot convince me otherwise.
April 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
JD Vance killed the pope. You cannot convince me otherwise.
I don’t support prisons, but whoever is controlling the temperature in Philly should be arrested.
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t support prisons, but whoever is controlling the temperature in Philly should be arrested.
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oops! i know more dashboard confessional lyrics than i previously thought
April 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
oops! i know more dashboard confessional lyrics than i previously thought
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“The markets rallied because a guy on Twitter made something up” really is all you need to know about money
April 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“The markets rallied because a guy on Twitter made something up” really is all you need to know about money
We made it to Friday, but at what cost?
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We made it to Friday, but at what cost?
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The craziest thing about Cory Booker’s speech is that 23 hours still isn’t nearly enough time to get into all the reasons why this administration is dangerous.
April 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The craziest thing about Cory Booker’s speech is that 23 hours still isn’t nearly enough time to get into all the reasons why this administration is dangerous.
I’ve been quiet the past few weeks just dealing with the horrors of it all, but I wanted to say that working for ICE is the worst, most embarrassing career a person could ever have.
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ve been quiet the past few weeks just dealing with the horrors of it all, but I wanted to say that working for ICE is the worst, most embarrassing career a person could ever have.
I popped into the grocery while hungry and now I have to declare bankruptcy.
March 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I popped into the grocery while hungry and now I have to declare bankruptcy.
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a very good morning to everyone illegally colluding to not buy a Tesla
March 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
a very good morning to everyone illegally colluding to not buy a Tesla
Not to brag, but I actually got 4 measles parties. They’re called vaccines and they’re much safer.
PS- you can get a booster as an adult! I did a few years ago when Temple had a mumps outbreak.
PS- you can get a booster as an adult! I did a few years ago when Temple had a mumps outbreak.
March 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Not to brag, but I actually got 4 measles parties. They’re called vaccines and they’re much safer.
PS- you can get a booster as an adult! I did a few years ago when Temple had a mumps outbreak.
PS- you can get a booster as an adult! I did a few years ago when Temple had a mumps outbreak.
I tried to do a before and after of Ruthie getting groomed, but it looks like she’s ready to post about her journey to sobriety
March 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I tried to do a before and after of Ruthie getting groomed, but it looks like she’s ready to post about her journey to sobriety
If I wanted to be lied to by an incoherent narcissist for an hour before bed, I’d just call my mother.
March 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If I wanted to be lied to by an incoherent narcissist for an hour before bed, I’d just call my mother.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
A list of things that will no longer disgust me to make space for me to be more disgusted by recent events:
The word “moist”
Nails on chalkboards
The smell of hard boiled eggs
The Dallas Cowboys
The musical episode of Grey’s Anatomy
Low rise pants
My dog’s wet food
The subway when it rains
The word “moist”
Nails on chalkboards
The smell of hard boiled eggs
The Dallas Cowboys
The musical episode of Grey’s Anatomy
Low rise pants
My dog’s wet food
The subway when it rains
February 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
A list of things that will no longer disgust me to make space for me to be more disgusted by recent events:
The word “moist”
Nails on chalkboards
The smell of hard boiled eggs
The Dallas Cowboys
The musical episode of Grey’s Anatomy
Low rise pants
My dog’s wet food
The subway when it rains
The word “moist”
Nails on chalkboards
The smell of hard boiled eggs
The Dallas Cowboys
The musical episode of Grey’s Anatomy
Low rise pants
My dog’s wet food
The subway when it rains
People deserve support and having their needs met. Especially in what is supposed to be the greatest and richest country in the world.
February 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
People deserve support and having their needs met. Especially in what is supposed to be the greatest and richest country in the world.
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Pure serotonin boost #dogsofbluesky
February 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pure serotonin boost #dogsofbluesky
The fact that they’re all doing nazi salutes now is no fucking coincidence. It is intentional, malicious, and disgusting. Full stop.
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The fact that they’re all doing nazi salutes now is no fucking coincidence. It is intentional, malicious, and disgusting. Full stop.
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Wait being informed sucks ass.
February 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wait being informed sucks ass.
New executive order- everybody must be nice to me and bring me little treats before talking to me. Only I have the authority to determine what a little treat is.
February 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New executive order- everybody must be nice to me and bring me little treats before talking to me. Only I have the authority to determine what a little treat is.
The emails start coming and they don’t stop coming,
Back to the inbox, hit the keyboard typing.
It didn’t make sense for you to reply all,
My thumbs go sore and my eyes go numb.
Back to the inbox, hit the keyboard typing.
It didn’t make sense for you to reply all,
My thumbs go sore and my eyes go numb.
February 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The emails start coming and they don’t stop coming,
Back to the inbox, hit the keyboard typing.
It didn’t make sense for you to reply all,
My thumbs go sore and my eyes go numb.
Back to the inbox, hit the keyboard typing.
It didn’t make sense for you to reply all,
My thumbs go sore and my eyes go numb.