Lola Cloudburst (she/her)
@sapphorygon.bsky.social
(18+ only, please) Professional Dyke at Work! Former Gala Pride and Diversity Center Content Curator and Perennial Witchy Gamer Girl. I LOVE MAGIC: THE GATHERING!
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Madame Lola's 2024 Spooktacular Radio Hour
Join Madame Lola and a literal skeleton as they bring you two chilling tales, some music, and a lotta forced laughter. Happy Hallowe'en!
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Hallowe'en may be over this year, but it's still a great time to lift your SPIRITS with my 2024 Spooktacular Radio Hour. Spooky, anarchic fun!
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#tolientober Bilbo found himself a fine little elven knife ♥
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
#tolientober Bilbo found himself a fine little elven knife ♥
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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EDH players be like, "Oh [new card] is gonna go BANANAS with my pet card from 2005"
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
EDH players be like, "Oh [new card] is gonna go BANANAS with my pet card from 2005"
Me, if you were curious
flight simulator / space bee, print ad, imagery (1983) www.retromags.com/gallery/imag...
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me, if you were curious
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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Early attempt at some NES-style pixel work!
Character: Space Maria ( @dsloogs.com )
Music: Spreading Die Hard (Snatcher)
Character: Space Maria ( @dsloogs.com )
Music: Spreading Die Hard (Snatcher)
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Early attempt at some NES-style pixel work!
Character: Space Maria ( @dsloogs.com )
Music: Spreading Die Hard (Snatcher)
Character: Space Maria ( @dsloogs.com )
Music: Spreading Die Hard (Snatcher)
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The gap between you and the point is so far apart that sapphic poets are using it to describe their pining for a distant lover
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The gap between you and the point is so far apart that sapphic poets are using it to describe their pining for a distant lover
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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Thinking about how Cat Oven was permanently neutered just because MtG Arena didn't like the triggers
Outside of Top 8, Izzet Cauldron in 9th, 10th, 11th, 14th, 15th, 17th, 18th, 19th, 21st, 22nd, 23rd, 26th, and 31st
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November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Thinking about how Cat Oven was permanently neutered just because MtG Arena didn't like the triggers
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Remember to preorder the book so MtG knows we want more!
We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social!
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor
(Ends 11/24)
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Remember to preorder the book so MtG knows we want more!
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We should totally have a girls' night in (this is code for gay sex (gay sex is code for 'draft a set so old we have no idea how it actually plays in limited'))
November 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We should totally have a girls' night in (this is code for gay sex (gay sex is code for 'draft a set so old we have no idea how it actually plays in limited'))
What's a Magic the Gathering hot take you are serious about? I'll start-- removing reminder text from prettier, premium cards makes it much harder for players to get into the game. With every set adding something new, it's unreasonable to expect players to know everything off the top of their head.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What's a Magic the Gathering hot take you are serious about? I'll start-- removing reminder text from prettier, premium cards makes it much harder for players to get into the game. With every set adding something new, it's unreasonable to expect players to know everything off the top of their head.
"Uptown Girl" over quietly milling, sad Cuomo supporters is the funniest fucking thing
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"Uptown Girl" over quietly milling, sad Cuomo supporters is the funniest fucking thing
When even the Fortnite news account isn't happy with you, you've lost, buddy
Harry Potter x Fortnite coming in Chapter 7
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
(In other words, Fortnite is adding a transphobic authors work into Fortnite)
#Fortnite #FortniteNews
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When even the Fortnite news account isn't happy with you, you've lost, buddy
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🐈⬛🖤Happy Halloween!🖤🐈⬛
Thank you for the lovely comments on my witch art this month!
I decided to wrap things up with something a little bit more monochrome.
Thank you for the lovely comments on my witch art this month!
I decided to wrap things up with something a little bit more monochrome.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
🐈⬛🖤Happy Halloween!🖤🐈⬛
Thank you for the lovely comments on my witch art this month!
I decided to wrap things up with something a little bit more monochrome.
Thank you for the lovely comments on my witch art this month!
I decided to wrap things up with something a little bit more monochrome.
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This week’s giveaway is:
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This week’s giveaway is:
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
Vaguely Disney themed?
Didn’t have a plan for this week, so I just pulled some cards out of my giveaway box that had a bit of a theme to them.
As usual, follow and repost to enter. I will pick a winner Sunday, October 26!
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The ability to deny this reality even as you and the people around you get wrecked was so obviously a prerequisite to Trump 2.0 dismantling democracy. We were several years into practicing our non-reaction as a society
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The ability to deny this reality even as you and the people around you get wrecked was so obviously a prerequisite to Trump 2.0 dismantling democracy. We were several years into practicing our non-reaction as a society