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That kind of night. youtu.be/4dZky936vtU?...
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I know I talk entirely too much about Bill McClintock, but this mashup is almost too good to be true. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3L...
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Watching the DIddy documentary, and

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OF FUCKING COURSE it was the old greying grinning clueless star-struck South Indian man who didn't believe the victims, and let Diddy walk. Jesus, that made my blood boil. His family's bank accounts need investigating.
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oooh, my first personal AI fuckup! I should have this framed.
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Recession indicator
LeBron James put up eight points in the Lakers 123-120 win over the Raptors.

It's the first time since 2007 he hasn't reached 10 points in a regular season game.
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That tracks, to be honest, but I was hoping for a better percentage. Maybe next year.
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Why is my Gmail inbox putting black spots on all my unread emails? I feel like I'm in Treasure Island.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

There's an argument to be had whether 'perfect album' = 'personal favourite' and vice versa. Nevertheless,
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The one question I have is whether Jay Graber is being paid by Elon Musk to drive people back to Twitter, or by Mark Zuckerberg to encourage Threads adoption. I think we deserve to know.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
On the plus side, she looked like she was having fun on Taskmaster this season.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So X is Twitter, but Bluesky is Shitter. I can't keep up with all these name changes.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This news breaking so close to the release of @electrolemon.bsky.social's comedy special simply HAS to mean something.
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fun fact: the word 'theologian' is derived from the name of Theodore Logan, who went back in time and invented God.
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Deep thoughts at 5 a.m., part 1 of ?: People enjoy ice cream so much because it's basically microdosing the cold of the grave.
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This is why I hate AI. People are dunking on the fucked-up text, and rightly so, but no machine could even dream of hallucinating the simple elegance of 'shosple colupis'.
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's nothing I like more than (usually) throwaway things that are done with the highest level of talent and proficiency: Weird Al's song parodies, Andy Zaltzman's puns, and so on. Bill McClintock's mashups are perhaps the best example. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfJk...
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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two vast and trunkless legs
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings / And I am FUNKY / When it comes to sneers of cold command / I am a JUNKIE
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. I hope this email finds you well.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Time to give up social media entirely, and post solely in the Gaucho review comments.
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM