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i love this photo. it isn't edited, i took it with my old work phone. thats really what it looked like on the water that day

i was cold and soaked in sweat, the water was glassy and flat like a mirror and this picture looks unreal

a cheap craigslist kayak is some of the best money i've ever spent
why is 2 mph at a 24% grade for 1/2 mile almost as hard as 6 mph for 2 miles at 0 grade
December 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
sucks to be at the gym looking in the mirror while exercising and you feel a little good about yourself and then you go get a last minute gift and you're in line and there is a screen above you with a camera feed of the line and you hate the way you look and that scrap of self esteem is obliterated
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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good god lol
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
is bumble dead?
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
nothing like a punishingly spicy biryani when it's cold
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i’m only 30 pages in and the fountainhead is pretty bad
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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asking the dog rhetorical questions and getting mad when she doesn't answer
December 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
standing in wegmans last night and i picked up a cheese cake that cost more than every single item of clothing i’m wearing and i sigh and put it back down

then i walk past their seafood department and see a guy walk up to the salmon and he literally recoils upon seeing the price
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
police "family badges" are apparently a thing you can buy

like to prove your dad is a cop or something?
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I will only take abuse from the Sea
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
being a little kid was great

i remember throwing a raging tantrum because another kid had the same name as my brother and i couldn't accept that there could be another guy with his name

i fucking hated that other kid so much. like, how dare you
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
keeping baddies away with my dorky headlight
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
got put on an anti-ai list where the creator complains about criticisms of ai that they call slop and that is very funny
December 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Would you please rt
SPED Angel Tree wishes
🎄Girl age 15
🌲Wants robe, oreos and cereal
🌲Can anyone help with this wish and get her a gift card also
@eddsmitty.bsky.social @craignewmark.bsky.social
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
godamn i blended frozen bananas, chocolate protein powder, and almond yogurt substitute and accidentally made vegan chocolate soft serve instead of my protein smoothie

delicious but it doesn't seem right for breakfast
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
just saw an ai commercial for car insurance on tv 🤢
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
at least this year is different
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 AM
whenever Hakeem Jeffries is trending, i will post this clip of him paraphrasing the famed segregationist governor George Wallace

when i ask his defenders to explain this, they say it's justified by october 7th, which is insane. especially as the clip is from 2014
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
mcdonalds cooks their burgers on both sides at the same time with a special griddle, burger king flame broils their burgers, and wendys boils their burgers in slime
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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LMFAO
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS

I beg you to stop and listen right now

it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM