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Zeighth Doctor ☭
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Mary started this in a frenzy of passion on November the 5th and will end it the same way in front of Baby Jesus and Rudolph if her demands aren't met. The countdown has begun.
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The number of people that just tell you recently that having children erases your capacity for objectivity is troubling.
November 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM
McCarthy said Fuck You to Trump? Why, that qualifies him for King of the Democrats.
During the call, Trump lambasted McCarthy for not expunging his two impeachments and not endorsing him in the 2024 presidential campaign, according to people familiar with the conversation.

“F--- you,” McCarthy claimed to have then told Trump.
McCarthy privately recounts terse phone call with Trump after ouster
Trump had helped McCarthy during his prolonged fight to become speaker. But during the effort to oust him from the leadership role, Trump was relatively quiet.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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kissinger took shane macgowan with him like the balrog snatching up gandalf
November 30, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Why's my Rap Snacks having better lessons for me than all my professors and fortune cookies combined?
October 25, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Fun fact: the Fraggle Pebble was originally Uncle Travelling Matt's kidney stone. The whole "Pass It On" song derives from what they heard him yelling behind the bathroom door.
October 20, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Little nerd squee when Hilltop Hoods made the tiniest cameo on the new Minchin single.
October 20, 2023 at 2:26 PM
From u/keimow, I know I know reddddit.
October 17, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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There are two kinds of Radiohead songs

"I'm Mr Frowns I'm the loser of the town" (sung in a gravely staccato)

"I'm Mr Frowns I'm the loser of the town" (sung in a long droning wail)
October 13, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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Laughing so hard at this
October 13, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Ok, new plan, we go undercover to his shows or whatever he's doing with that mic, and then go full Woodstock '99 on the venue like he told us to.
I have to inform you that this is what Fred Durst looks like now
October 12, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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He sure is putting the Fred in Freedom.
October 12, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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For those who were lucky enough to miss out on the post- 9/11 public discourse, this is how it goes: If you are on the Left and have any kind of broad, contextual view of history, you must first begin by apologizing for everything that has ever happened. If you fail in that task, you are a savage.
October 11, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you ha e watched more than ten times.
October 11, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Chef's kiss timing, mail.
October 11, 2023 at 5:50 PM
In my pre-smoking days, I was your go-to for any operetta patter song needs, if you can believe it.
October 10, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Oh, somethin like this?
October 10, 2023 at 8:39 PM
This is the last name of a new client and my twitter poisoned mind has been using brain power to translate it in the background all day.
October 10, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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When transgenderism increased so did the amount of Boba tea teahouses, explain it.
Why don't they give us all our balls back after surgery? What are they collecting them for?
October 10, 2023 at 7:41 AM
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she was rare. like her meatcurtains
October 5, 2023 at 2:48 AM