Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

A man could die waiting for Max to give a spot back

@purpleelf.bsky.social hey you! I told Bee to bother you (and it worked) but now I am simply bothering you myself 👋🏻

throat goat

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison