Sam (he/him)
@samyallsmith.bsky.social
I’m a writer and editor dabbling with screenwriting. Always wondering if I should adopt a third cat and/or move to France.
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We're in the post-holiday sales slump! Here's 10 businesses to support across the state ✍️ @samyallsmith.bsky.social queerkentucky.com/ten-queer-ow...
Ten Queer-owned businesses to support during the post-holiday sales slump - Queer Kentucky
Businesses suffer in January! Here are a few to support this month.
queerkentucky.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We're in the post-holiday sales slump! Here's 10 businesses to support across the state ✍️ @samyallsmith.bsky.social queerkentucky.com/ten-queer-ow...
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No Blue Balls in the Bluegrass State: 2024 Cruising Trends with Sniffies Download queerkentucky.com/no-blue-ball... Apparently we prefer restroom hookups in Kentucky! ✍️ @samyallsmith.bsky.social
No Blue Balls in the Bluegrass State: 2024 Cruising Trends with Sniffies Download - Queer Kentucky
Since 2018, Sniffies has been putting queers on the map. Literally. The web app uses a geolocation interface that helps cruisers – mostly queer men – find one
queerkentucky.com
January 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
No Blue Balls in the Bluegrass State: 2024 Cruising Trends with Sniffies Download queerkentucky.com/no-blue-ball... Apparently we prefer restroom hookups in Kentucky! ✍️ @samyallsmith.bsky.social
My mom: “We’re okay! I’m glad you had a good night out!”
My mom, ten seconds later: “Your old history teacher’s second cousin’s hair stylist’s tax attorney’s massage therapist’s ex-husband fell into a well and drowned this morning.”
My mom, ten seconds later: “Your old history teacher’s second cousin’s hair stylist’s tax attorney’s massage therapist’s ex-husband fell into a well and drowned this morning.”
January 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My mom: “We’re okay! I’m glad you had a good night out!”
My mom, ten seconds later: “Your old history teacher’s second cousin’s hair stylist’s tax attorney’s massage therapist’s ex-husband fell into a well and drowned this morning.”
My mom, ten seconds later: “Your old history teacher’s second cousin’s hair stylist’s tax attorney’s massage therapist’s ex-husband fell into a well and drowned this morning.”
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
December 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I can't help it, the road just rolls out behind me
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
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Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯?
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
December 11, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯?
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
Love my little cheerleader, a grinning cat/pen nestled in a mug full of useless dry-erase markers.
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Love my little cheerleader, a grinning cat/pen nestled in a mug full of useless dry-erase markers.
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Kiss me passionately in the secluded corner of a used bookstore on a cobblestone side street in Prague during a raging thunderstorm, or kindly stop wasting my time.
December 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Kiss me passionately in the secluded corner of a used bookstore on a cobblestone side street in Prague during a raging thunderstorm, or kindly stop wasting my time.
Help, the screenplay of Bright Star is attacking me.
December 6, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Help, the screenplay of Bright Star is attacking me.
I’m not competitive or anything, but I’ve beaten every sibling to wishing my dad a happy birthday 33 years in a row.
December 5, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I’m not competitive or anything, but I’ve beaten every sibling to wishing my dad a happy birthday 33 years in a row.
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My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
Christmas light budget goals.
December 3, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Christmas light budget goals.
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I certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes
And I certainly haven't been spreading myself around
And I certainly haven't been spreading myself around
November 29, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I certainly haven't been shopping for any new shoes
And I certainly haven't been spreading myself around
And I certainly haven't been spreading myself around
November 2024 was longer than 2024.
December 1, 2024 at 1:21 PM
November 2024 was longer than 2024.
One of my stories has been nominated for the AWP Intro Journals Project! Writing about gays and mountain lions pays off. 💪
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 AM
One of my stories has been nominated for the AWP Intro Journals Project! Writing about gays and mountain lions pays off. 💪
Help, there’s a reindeer and a polar bear in my house!
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Help, there’s a reindeer and a polar bear in my house!
My first post will be highly important: my cats with little pig faces.
November 19, 2024 at 2:46 PM
My first post will be highly important: my cats with little pig faces.