Samwise 😵‍💫
samwisetreebeard.bsky.social
Samwise 😵‍💫
@samwisetreebeard.bsky.social
Your friendly queer above average nerd • they/them • make sure everyone you love in your life knows it
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Anti-A.I. stamps!

For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!

You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey do you use Gmail? Yea most of us do. Turn off these settings if you don't want google scraping ALL of your emails and attachments to train their ai.

Go to All settings, and turn off Smart features
Reload and go back in to Manage workplace smart feature settings
Turn all these off too.
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sure, have me help at the other side of the damn plant for 2.5 hours of my shift, making me be that far behind on my own stuff. It’s fine 🙃
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lmao I thought Super Mario Galaxy 1/2 were a bundled thing but no, Nintendo gonna Nintendo and charge $40 for EACH. DIGITALLY. $80 total for glorified Wii ROMs?? Lmao, lol even.
September 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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how I feel since 2016 or so
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Help. It’s still 88° and it’s 8:30 at night. And this heat won’t be ending until next weekend AT LEAST 😫
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Maybe eating a caffeinated chocolate bar wasn’t the best idea when you’re now trying to sleep because of a headache building up 😅
June 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Really hope I manage to get this job because $5 more an hour than what I make now, AND it’s half my current commute time? Please let me a W here.
May 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Hey maybe just this once we could get like... temperate girl summer?
May 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Magneto was right.
May 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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[Giveaway] To celebrate the Nintendo Switch 2 launch, we're doing our biggest social media giveaway in our 17+ year history. Repost and follow for a chance to win a console bundle with Mario Kart World. Ends June 1, 2025, open worldwide.
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I don't need the trains to run on time. I'd settle to just have trains
April 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Yeah.
April 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I just pronounced gif as “jif” for the first time unprompted. It’s time for bed 😓
April 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Really appreciate the fact that King Gizzard never stay in one place musically and somehow churn out music at an almost inhuman pace.
April 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This is the dumbest fucking timeline, and yet exactly where anyone with five seconds of awareness in 2024 could see us going.

Maybe this will be the thing that finally snaps people out of their daze? Dunno. But folks NEED to get over their apathy towards politics if they don’t want this to happen.
repost if you believe Trump's tariffs are dumb and this is all so stupid I can't believe this shit
April 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The Switch 2 isn’t that expensive, your standard of living has just decreased.
April 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I normally love Midwest storm season, but two storms with threats of tornados within three days of each other is a tad much. Not to mention the beyond excessive rain. Someone get me out of here.
April 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Happy trans day of visibility my trans fellas

Shoutout to this king today
March 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM