Sam the Aspiring Bionic
@samwisethegoat.bsky.social
He/It, Married (T4T🏳️⚧️✨)
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
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The Trouble With Calories
pca.st
Sharing as a public service during the holiday season:
This has been my first full work day since moving to Deutschland. Feels good, man.
On site at my very first professional photo day. Doing headshots and group pictures for some university staff. Vibes are cute.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This has been my first full work day since moving to Deutschland. Feels good, man.
On site at my very first professional photo day. Doing headshots and group pictures for some university staff. Vibes are cute.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
On site at my very first professional photo day. Doing headshots and group pictures for some university staff. Vibes are cute.
It's so uncomfortable. I'm about that train life.
I hate flying
Unnatural
Humans should not be in the sky, sorry
Unnatural
Humans should not be in the sky, sorry
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's so uncomfortable. I'm about that train life.
UTI and cold sore flare at the same time = antibiotic and antiviral party in my belly 🤢
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
UTI and cold sore flare at the same time = antibiotic and antiviral party in my belly 🤢
Sharing as a public service during the holiday season:
The Trouble With Calories
pca.st
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Sharing as a public service during the holiday season:
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
Obviously, if you've a specific health condition that requires a specific diet, this message isn't for you, but:
YOU'RE NOT BEING BAD BY EATING FOOD YOU ENJOY.
DIET CULTURE IS BUILT ON LIES.
STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF FOR HAVING GOOD FOOD.
SKINNINESS IS NOT A MORAL REQUIREMENT.
YOU'RE NOT BEING BAD BY EATING FOOD YOU ENJOY.
DIET CULTURE IS BUILT ON LIES.
STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF FOR HAVING GOOD FOOD.
SKINNINESS IS NOT A MORAL REQUIREMENT.
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Obviously, if you've a specific health condition that requires a specific diet, this message isn't for you, but:
YOU'RE NOT BEING BAD BY EATING FOOD YOU ENJOY.
DIET CULTURE IS BUILT ON LIES.
STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF FOR HAVING GOOD FOOD.
SKINNINESS IS NOT A MORAL REQUIREMENT.
YOU'RE NOT BEING BAD BY EATING FOOD YOU ENJOY.
DIET CULTURE IS BUILT ON LIES.
STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF FOR HAVING GOOD FOOD.
SKINNINESS IS NOT A MORAL REQUIREMENT.
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must reskeet with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must reskeet with a cute selfie to proceed.
It's freezing in Berlin. It's not even December. That ain't right.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It's freezing in Berlin. It's not even December. That ain't right.
Note to self: do not massage arm tube before bed. This makes the arm sore, therefore making it difficult to sleep.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Note to self: do not massage arm tube before bed. This makes the arm sore, therefore making it difficult to sleep.
Really crushing this arm wrapping business. Practice makes perfect.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Really crushing this arm wrapping business. Practice makes perfect.
It's healing well! But I've got to get a urine test due to a likely UTI. C'est la vie.
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's healing well! But I've got to get a urine test due to a likely UTI. C'est la vie.
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Off to the bottom surgery doctor to hopefully be told my bits are okay/healing well.
Tried a Carolina reaper pepper last night. I'm... Not having a very good time, on the toilet.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Tried a Carolina reaper pepper last night. I'm... Not having a very good time, on the toilet.
My divisive opinion is that I will never not be creeped out by people pretending to be their pets on social media.
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My divisive opinion is that I will never not be creeped out by people pretending to be their pets on social media.
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
Absolutely share photos of your pets, but maybe don't use cringe captions like:
"mummy wuvs me extra much so I get more treatos today"
🤮
In case y'all forgot.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
In case y'all forgot.
Y'all, my wife is the best. I just love her so much. This silly lil guy is the luckiest.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Y'all, my wife is the best. I just love her so much. This silly lil guy is the luckiest.
If you see this skeet, do it too! ✨
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
If you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: She / Her
Height: 5’8.5
Shoe: 7.5 / 8
Zodiac: Cancer (a July one .. were the worst 😂)
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: 5
Fav Drinks: Skinny Vanilla latte, vanilla chai, Ceylon, vodka slimline tonic
(quote reposts only ✨)
Pronouns: She / Her
Height: 5’8.5
Shoe: 7.5 / 8
Zodiac: Cancer (a July one .. were the worst 😂)
Smoke: nope
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: 5
Fav Drinks: Skinny Vanilla latte, vanilla chai, Ceylon, vodka slimline tonic
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If you see this skeet, do it too! ✨
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 160 cm
Shoe: 39
Zodiac: Sagittarius 🏹
Smoke: No, thank you
Tattoos: 20-something?
Piercings: just gauged ears right now, but while I'm not constantly getting surgeries, 9
Fav drinks: water, espresso crema/lungo, Spezi
I'm recovering from a major surgery and haven't moved a whole lot over the last month. It's okay to be exhausted from running errands.
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm recovering from a major surgery and haven't moved a whole lot over the last month. It's okay to be exhausted from running errands.
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
(Self talk to counteract shame.)
Y'all depressed? I'm depressed.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Y'all depressed? I'm depressed.
While my arm is all tubed up, I'm not confident in offering my services as an electrologist. So I'm a freelancer. And I just sent out my first freelance photography quote to do some group photos and headshots for a local university, for a 26 Nov shoot. That's pretty cool.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
While my arm is all tubed up, I'm not confident in offering my services as an electrologist. So I'm a freelancer. And I just sent out my first freelance photography quote to do some group photos and headshots for a local university, for a 26 Nov shoot. That's pretty cool.
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
Just got around to starting Hades. Not recommended as a game to play while you've got a migraine, but absolutely recommended otherwise.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just got around to starting Hades. Not recommended as a game to play while you've got a migraine, but absolutely recommended otherwise.
And I can't take meds because I need my liver "clean" for blood work tomorrow. My ALT level was about double the average, the week before my surgery. Gotta talk to my Hausarzt about that.
This is life in your 30s.
This is life in your 30s.
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And I can't take meds because I need my liver "clean" for blood work tomorrow. My ALT level was about double the average, the week before my surgery. Gotta talk to my Hausarzt about that.
This is life in your 30s.
This is life in your 30s.
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nm just sitting in bed in the dark because migraine. Hbu?