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Sam the Aspiring Bionic
@samwisethegoat.bsky.social
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He/It, Married (T4T🏳️‍⚧️✨)
Electrologist, Craftsperson
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked, it's probably missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant aus den USA, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
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Sam the Aspiring Bionic @samwisethegoat.bsky.social · Jan 10
New headshot! Tell me I'm cute.
Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person. He has brown hair, grown out past its cheek bones, and green eyes, gauged earlobes, and black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of his neck, from under its shirt, against a green background that matches his eyes quite well. He's wearing a white T-shirt and a silver chain necklace, with black plugs in his gauged ears.
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
For the uninitiated:

My privilege isn't negated by the fact that I worked hard for what I have.
It is innate, in that I had the opportunity to work for what I have (among other things).
February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Erin Reed is a clear voice of reason in these times, and one to be trusted.
erininthemorning.com Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 1d
There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
catgirlfingies.quest
We're playing through more Fallout New Vegas because it's my first playthrough
twitch.tv/catgirlfingies
&
youtube.com/@catgirlfingies
Revy looking up smiling She's wearing black lipstick and red black eyeshadow. Also cat ears
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Say "good morning" to Charlize, my sourdough starter.
A glass container with a white, bubbly mixture in it. The container has white, floury residue on the sides.
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
We've got the beginnings of a finished floor! I've got gaps to fill, but it's very clear progress and clearly indicated that I'm nearing project completion. ☺️
A dark blue linoleum covers the floor, with some small gaps between slabs. On top of it are a piece of wood with a trash can on top of it, a wood pallet, a large cardboard box that reads "sillon", and a stack of white base base boards. The shelf above it, against the wall on the right, covering a large, red water pipe (that spans the length of the room) is littered with a bunch of miscellaneous stuff. The white door, with frosted glass panel and silver handle is off the hinges, rested on the floor against the wall to the left.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
This is what I look like when I'm murdering your hair follicles.
Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with a high hairline on the sides of its forehead, coming forward into a widow's peak at the front, pulled back in a half pony. It is in a dark room, and wearing a pair of loupes (specialty eyewear that magnifies and angles vision down for a more ergonomic working posture) with a headlamp affixed in the middle, between the lenses, above the nose bridge. It's glowing yellow, and illuminating Sam's nose, lips, and chin. You can see the squiggle of a black tentacle tattoo coming up from its neckline. It is looking directly at the camera, one eye visible behind the loupes lens.
February 11, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Someone is coughing in a chair near mine at the doctor's office, with no mask, not even coughing into the crook of their elbow. That's whack.
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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I assumed that my 72kg new treatment chair/table would be delivered by appointment. I was instead notified at 9 this morning (while I was still in bed) that it was out for delivery, at the studio, across town.

Suffice to say, I've had a hectic morning.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Age verification?

I paid 5 cents a text to ask Jeeves things via T-9 word SMS from my Virgin Mobile prepaid flip phone.
nofunoverlord.northsky.social Dune (1987)'s siren arc @nofunoverlord.northsky.social · 5d
age verification?

i asked Jeeves things
doombots.bsky.social ❝not a doombot❞ 👀 @doombots.bsky.social · 5d
age verification?

i had the ruby one 🔴🍎
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
lilipyre.bsky.social
let people enjoy video games, on whatever console or platform they want. why are we arguing over this in 2026
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Life is Strange question: for those of you who decide to save Chloe, you know she'll have to live with the fact that you chose to sacrifice Arcadia Bay just so she could live, right?

That would mess me all the way up. Just saying.
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Stella likes to bathe on the cat tree. It's very chaotic.
Looking up at a grey cat, which is sat on a light wooden shelf on a cat tree. Her back legs are extended out quite far past the shelf in a 'V', her tail wrapped around them at the shelf's edge. She is peeking down between her legs, her face visible from ears down to nearly nose. Green eyes fixed on something, below.
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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Most major work is done, y'all!! Now I've just got to finish the floor, and I can move in and start removing some hairs!
A room, with the door open at the far, smooth, white wall. The brick ceiling and walls on the side are white. There's a large, rectangular, thin light above the open door. Along the left side. There's a long, wooden shelf, on which many tools and materials are sitting. The floor is a (mostly) smooth grey. There are a couple of wire trash cans sitting on the floor under the shelf. The room from outside the open doorway, looking in. The floor is a (mostly) smooth grey, which seems to have a small portion broken and been re-adhered at the doorway. Two, rectangular panel lights are visible in the room from this vantage point. There's also a long, HUGE red pipe visible underneath the wood shelf. The window at the far end is shiny and clean, and open.
February 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Deeply felt
wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social 🐴 Jam ⛄️ comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 11d
Sometimes I wish I was back home trying to do something helpful
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Hopefully finishing up the big things about my practice space, this week. If all goes to plan, that means I'll be able to move stuff in, next week! Press all of the thumbs, and cross all of the fingers, family.
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
New gaming laptop at home.

Still going out to socially engage.

I am strong.
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social
Horse for engagement
Sketch if a fjord horse with tongue sticking out
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Lights are finally up! What a huge game changer.
A look through an unfinished wall's doorway, into a white, softly, but brightly lit (by new, white-framed LED panels) room, with grey patches on the lower walls and an unfinished, grey, concrete floor.
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
This is because I'm trading in my Legion Go for a gaming laptop and am playing on my the regular ole normie laptop while both are on transit. ✨

I'M SO EXCITED
samwisethegoat.bsky.social Sam the Aspiring Bionic @samwisethegoat.bsky.social · 20d
Back into playing Darkest Dungeon, first time since 2019. I missed this game. It's so good.

And it doesn't even require any wild gaming setup.
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Back into playing Darkest Dungeon, first time since 2019. I missed this game. It's so good.

And it doesn't even require any wild gaming setup.
January 25, 2026 at 6:23 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
PSA: If you're going to the electrologist, having had no hair permanently removed in a densely hairy region (like a face), your treatment provider needs to thin out hair before clearing.

If you leave with a completely bald patch where there were once tons of hairs, RUN.

This causes scarring.
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
I need to finish this remodel so that I can help more trans gals. 😤
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Reposted by Sam the Aspiring Bionic
catgirlfingies.quest
We're playing Fallout New Vegas for the first time
Let's hangout and vibe today
twitch.tv/catgirlfingies
&
youtube.com/@catgirlfingies
Revy wearing black lipstick and black red eyeshadow. She's also wearing cat ears and headphones. She's near a microphone
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
WHAT is happening?! Did my spatial awareness break? Today, I've accidentally:

-Stabbed myself with tweezers
-Broke skin with routine arm tube stuff
-Skinned my knuckle on a lotion bottle's lid
-Smacked my hand on a shelf of the cat tower closing the curtain

I'm just going to sit down, now.
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
If your wife has a PhD, it's required that you occasionally call her Dr. Wife. I don't make the rules.
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM