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Sam the Aspiring Bionic
@samwisethegoat.bsky.social
He/It, Married (T4T🏳️‍⚧️✨)
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must reskeet with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Really crushing this arm wrapping business. Practice makes perfect.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The tattoos become dick tattoos. 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This is going well.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

/s

Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Petting two cats at once: A guide
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ooh, me too! Me too!
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
October 2020 (they/them) -> October 2025 (he/it).

The cute babe to rad hottie, Trans pipeline. Testosterone is one hell of a drug - and I only started HRT in summer 2023. Who knows what'll happen 5 years from now?
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My latest batch of kombucha SLAPS. Very lightly sweet, tiny, crisp bubbles, tart from the hibiscus I brewed it with.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Changed into something a little less "hospital chic" with today's tube things.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Done!
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Time to do tube things (aka take the spacer out of my arm and put it back in).
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So I decided I'm going to make a blanket.
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm with you, in grief. My guy, Rio died earlier this month. I just got his ashes and a necklace, with a pinch inside the pendant, this week. We had 13 years together. There should have been more, but I'll always treasure the time we had.
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well, I think this is going to be obvious, because we're, like, married or whatever.

But it's my wife, Eve.
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Here's what it looks like without the tube in it. I'm to take it out, clean it (run water, then wound solution through the hole), then lube it up and stick it back in. Science is wild.
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There's now a plastic tube in my arm, to hold space to make the urethra for my neo-phallus, which will use donated tissue from the same arm for its creation. It's metal AF.
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Someone went home today, so I got to move to the spot by the window. I get to see autumn happening out there. 😅
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I've got 3 hospital roommates. They're all really nice, but boy do they snore. Saying logs like lumberjacks out here. Glad I've got noise cancelling earbuds.

They're all Trans dudes, so that's rad.
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'll get around to publishing my first episode one of these days, I swear.
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Now with Alt Text!
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The baby, for reference.
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Its cat is very sick and it's having a shitty week. Tell it it's handsome.
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
At least he's not too stressed to lay on his side while napping. We're hoping some heat helps to move things along. 💙
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM