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Sam the Aspiring Bionic
@samwisethegoat.bsky.social
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He/It, Married (T4T🏳️‍⚧️✨)
Electrologist, Writer, Creative Type
✨If I liked your photo, then un-liked it, it's because it's missing Alt-Text✨
Berlin-based immigrant from the US, Neuro🌶️, Gender Anarchist, Pro: 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦
https://ko-fi.com/samwisecast
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samwisethegoat.bsky.social
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must reskeet with a cute selfie to proceed.
Sam, a handsome, white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with brown hair, grown out past its cheek bones and green eyes, gauged earlobes, and black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of its neck, from under its purple shirt, over which it is wearing a burgundy hoodie. The black strap from its cross body bag is hanging on its right shoulder. It is smiling slightly with brows slightly raised.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Really crushing this arm wrapping business. Practice makes perfect.
A white person's arm, from the bicep to hand, giving a thumbs up. There's a simple tattoo of a setting sun at the thumb's base. The forearm from elbow to base of hand is wrapped in a black elastic bandage. There's a bump at the wrist, in the bandage where the end of the tube is located. The background is a colorful living room: pink and blue wavy patterned rug, green couch, at the far end of the room is a white and green checkered rug under a blue table with pink chairs. The wall is pink. The curtains are royal blue.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
The tattoos become dick tattoos. 🤣
6 | Phalloplasty/Creation of penoid by radialis flap reconstruction [Graphic art of a white person's arm skin, veins, arteries, and nerves being removed from the palm side of the forearm, then sewn into the shape of a phallus, with color coding indicating what's what] Once the scars are nearly healed, the penoid (phallus) is formed from the new urethra as well as from the skin and subcutaneous tissue of the forearm, including the nerves and vessels. The wound on the forearm is covered with a split-skin graft, mostly from the thigh. X
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Y'all, it's healing so well. This urethra is going to pee SO GOOD.
Same arm as below in the original post, with no stitches at the ends of the skin tube (ew, sorry for typing that), with the clear plastic tube sticking out of each side. The ends are pink to mauve, indicating healing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
This is going well.
The beginnings of a striped blanket in chartreuse, black, grey, and light pink/blue/white color-changing (almost white), with a pink, smallish crochet hook. Excess yarn rests on the back of a tan tabby, behind the blanket.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

/s

Love seeing y'all's updates 💚
Sam, a handsome, white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with brown hair and green eyes, gauged earlobes, and black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of its neck, from under its cool brown shirt, is holding an IKEA Blåhaj shark, and wearing a black beanie with a white ghost patch on the front. Sam's facial expression is one of suspicion/disapproval.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Petting two cats at once: A guide
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Ooh, me too! Me too!
TRANS JOY FOR THE DOLLS, ENBIES, AND BOYS in the Zohran for New York City banner style, font, and colors.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
October 2020 (they/them) -> October 2025 (he/it).

The cute babe to rad hottie, Trans pipeline. Testosterone is one hell of a drug - and I only started HRT in summer 2023. Who knows what'll happen 5 years from now?
Fem, non-binary Sam, a pretty white person with a short, brown pixie haircut, high-waisted blue Daisy dukes, a light pink short-sleeved shirt with ruched shoulders, low brown ankle boots, and a mask attached to a lanyard around their neck. Sam, a handsome, white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with brown hair and green eyes, gauged earlobes, and black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of his neck, from under its dark green, crew neck sweatshirt. He's wearing slouchy black jeans with a black belt & silver buckle, black, Palladium sneakers, a black Jansport crossbody bag, and a black beanie with a white patch on the front, featuring a cartoon ghost with a chef's knife. He had one hand in his pocket and the other holding his black and white cow-print cased phone for a selfie in the mirror.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
My latest batch of kombucha SLAPS. Very lightly sweet, tiny, crisp bubbles, tart from the hibiscus I brewed it with.
A very bubbly glass of amber colored kombucha, with about 1.5cm of white, bubbly head at the top, held by a white person's hand with a black, simple sunrise on a hill tattoo. In the background, there's an eevee plush toy on a green couch, with blue pillows. Behind the couch is a red floor lamp with a half-dome shade.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Changed into something a little less "hospital chic" with today's tube things.
The same arm as below, but in a black, elastic bandage, covering the same as in the comments on the original skeet.
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Done!
The same arm, wrapped up on a white gauze bandage, hiding the tubes and most of the tattoos.
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Time to do tube things (aka take the spacer out of my arm and put it back in).
A white person's arm from the elbow down, extended to a thumbs up gesture. The arm has several spooky-themed black work tattoos, and a very long, clear, plastic tube surgically stuck in it from wrist to near the elbow pit. There are blue stitches at each (somewhat grisly-looking) end. Below the arm, on a table, is a pad with several medical supplies prepared for use.
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
So I decided I'm going to make a blanket.
The first five rows of a crocheted blanket, in chartreuse, pop out of an emerald green bag, on a light green couch, against a blue pillow. There's a light lime green water bottle also resting against the pillow.
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
I'm with you, in grief. My guy, Rio died earlier this month. I just got his ashes and a necklace, with a pinch inside the pendant, this week. We had 13 years together. There should have been more, but I'll always treasure the time we had.
A tattooed hand under a simple, square, silver pendant, on a silver chain.
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Well, I think this is going to be obvious, because we're, like, married or whatever.

But it's my wife, Eve.
A close up of Squidward's hands, from SpongeBob SquarePants, holding a piece of paper. It says "Reveal your crush!"
October 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Here's what it looks like without the tube in it. I'm to take it out, clean it (run water, then wound solution through the hole), then lube it up and stick it back in. Science is wild.
The same arm, as in the quoted skeet, sans tube.
October 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
There's now a plastic tube in my arm, to hold space to make the urethra for my neo-phallus, which will use donated tissue from the same arm for its creation. It's metal AF.
Sam's arm. It has a skull tattoo saying "hahaha!" In cursive, a silly little ghost dude wearing Crocs and a spinner hat, and a little bat friend tattooed in black on it. It has about the length of 14 cm of clear, plastic tube surgically inserted into it, under the skin, from the wrist to the arm near the elbow, with gorey, stitched holes on both ends. There's a little sun rise over a hill tattooed in black on the hand.
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Someone went home today, so I got to move to the spot by the window. I get to see autumn happening out there. 😅
Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with brown hair and green eyes, gauged earlobes, and black tentacle tattoos visible coming up the front of its neck, from under its shirt smiles with a closed mouth. It is resting on a pink pillow, with hospital bedding around it. Its hair is greasy, but its face looks dewy and bright, if a bit tired. It is wearing black silicone tunnels in its lobes and a black T-shirt.
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
I've got 3 hospital roommates. They're all really nice, but boy do they snore. Saying logs like lumberjacks out here. Glad I've got noise cancelling earbuds.

They're all Trans dudes, so that's rad.
Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine person with dark hair looks tired, brow slightly furrowed. He has white earbuds in, you can see some black tentacles tattooed on his chest, shoulder, and neck. The other shoulder is covered by a hospital gown. His head is resting on a pillow.
October 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
I'll get around to publishing my first episode one of these days, I swear.
From the chest up, it's Sam: a white, Trans-masc, non-binary person with dark hair, gauged ears, and tattoos on its neck and hand visible looks tired and smiles slightly. Its eyes are squinted to the point that it's eyes are almost gone. It's wearing a rusty red, long sleeve T-shirt under black overalls, a beaded bracelet, a silver chain-link necklace and silver simple chain with play keys on it. Its elbow is leaning on a white table, supporting its face which is resting on its first. There's a black, RØDE microphone on the table next to it.
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Now with Alt Text!
Brandolini's Law The BS Asymmetry Principal Comic, Left panel: "Making the claim" A man sitting at a table, smiling, holding a mug of coffee, looking at his phone, with a large red X above it. Speech bubble that reads: "I read that vaccines rewrite your DNA." "5 seconds, 0 sources" Right panel: "Debunking the claim" A woman sitting at a table looking worried/upset, writing on a piece of paper in front of her, with a large stack of others next to her, a PubMed article above it. Speech bubble that reads: "Okay... Let's talk about transcription, translation, cell nuci..." "6 hours, 15 citations" Debunking takes hours, misinformation takes seconds. Think before you share. The Unbiased Science Podcast
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
The baby, for reference.
Rio, a bicolour black and white cat with green eyes, a pink nose, and white paws sits like a person on a mauve, velvety bedspread. His back feet are extended forward, in front of him. His ears are black, but white hairs poke out of them. His eyebrow whiskers are also white, against his black head. He's very handsome, and looking directly at the camera.
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
Its cat is very sick and it's having a shitty week. Tell it it's handsome.
Sam, a white, non-binary, Trans-masculine entity is dressed in mid-rise black jeans, black boots, a black mock-neck sweater with the sleeves pushed up its arms a bit, and a black and white short-sleeve, button-down, collared shirt over the sweater, buttoned almost all the way up. It's also wearing a black beanie with a black and white patch on the front, featuring a ghost with a knife, and blue plugs in its gauged lobes. Black tattoos can be seen on its left hand, which holds its phone to take a mirror selfie. It's wearing a silver vintage style Casio watch, a chainmail necklace, and a black Jansport crossbody bag.
October 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
samwisethegoat.bsky.social
At least he's not too stressed to lay on his side while napping. We're hoping some heat helps to move things along. 💙
A mostly black Bicolour (tuxedo pattern) cat is napping on a cloth that has been placed over a heating pad, on its lowest setting.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM