crashout king 🔞🏳️⚧️
@samsonlyphans.bsky.social
30+, trans, married, NWI
i do not use any social media seriously or frequently
i do not use any social media seriously or frequently
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i do not use bluesky seriously. everything i post should be assumed satirical unless stated otherwise. i love femboys and every woman to ever exist and have sex. boo
anyone else having an abysmal 2025 or is it just my family
December 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
anyone else having an abysmal 2025 or is it just my family
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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Today is Special Dog Memorial Day! Here's a candle for that special dog who still brings tears and smiles, no matter how long they've been gone.
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October 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Today is Special Dog Memorial Day! Here's a candle for that special dog who still brings tears and smiles, no matter how long they've been gone.
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putting this on your timeline again
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
putting this on your timeline again
idfk how some of yall crazy ass chronically online mfs constantly doom post. u are not doing anything worth shit. yeah america is in shambles. posting on twt and bsky abt it isnt doing anything? call ur state reps and donate what u can to suffering ppl. jfc
September 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
idfk how some of yall crazy ass chronically online mfs constantly doom post. u are not doing anything worth shit. yeah america is in shambles. posting on twt and bsky abt it isnt doing anything? call ur state reps and donate what u can to suffering ppl. jfc
saw a ladybug this morning
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
saw a ladybug this morning
i like playing toys
August 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i like playing toys
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
who me? twirls my foreskin
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
who me? twirls my foreskin
i need to eat a whole ass watermelon
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i need to eat a whole ass watermelon
if you touch tips in the urinals is that gay. asking for a friend
August 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
if you touch tips in the urinals is that gay. asking for a friend
keeping my circle small and terrorizing my loved ones works pretty good for me. more people should do that.
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
keeping my circle small and terrorizing my loved ones works pretty good for me. more people should do that.
dis is how life feels when you stop gaf abt everything except what u can control. trust
a dog with a butterfly in its mouth
ALT: a dog with a butterfly in its mouth
media.tenor.com
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
dis is how life feels when you stop gaf abt everything except what u can control. trust
there is something seriously wrong with my fuckass cousin dawg
July 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
there is something seriously wrong with my fuckass cousin dawg
i dont argue with my wife i just say yes maam and do what she tells me
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i dont argue with my wife i just say yes maam and do what she tells me
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how to safely extinguish tear gas canisters
how to safely extinguish tear gas canisters
You can extinguish tear gas canisters!
Wearing gloves, submerge the canister in a wide-mouthed water jug containing baking soda, dish soap, and/or vegetable oil—3 tablespoons of each per liter of water.
Cover the top with one hand, just enough to keep the gas from getting out, and shake the jug.
Wearing gloves, submerge the canister in a wide-mouthed water jug containing baking soda, dish soap, and/or vegetable oil—3 tablespoons of each per liter of water.
Cover the top with one hand, just enough to keep the gas from getting out, and shake the jug.
July 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
re-upping for no apparent reason
how to safely extinguish tear gas canisters
how to safely extinguish tear gas canisters
babes i need more bangers to post
July 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
babes i need more bangers to post
bitches who seriously use the term fandom cop or equate cops to anything unserious happening online are getting their eyeballs plucked out by vultures. on fucking god. esp white people. shut your pale ass up.
July 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
bitches who seriously use the term fandom cop or equate cops to anything unserious happening online are getting their eyeballs plucked out by vultures. on fucking god. esp white people. shut your pale ass up.
mochatune ableist arc?
June 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
mochatune ableist arc?
im not white. this is so embarrassing.
calling people racial slurs you can reclaim...while using it as a slur...IS IN FACT RACIST? im lightheaded
calling people racial slurs you can reclaim...while using it as a slur...IS IN FACT RACIST? im lightheaded
June 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
im not white. this is so embarrassing.
calling people racial slurs you can reclaim...while using it as a slur...IS IN FACT RACIST? im lightheaded
calling people racial slurs you can reclaim...while using it as a slur...IS IN FACT RACIST? im lightheaded
i just cant stop winning samfam. i win. anyone who reads that fuckass doc by this stupid cunt will realize how bad it is and how she could not be involved in calling out predators ever again. literally fucked up a police investigation. im reeling
June 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i just cant stop winning samfam. i win. anyone who reads that fuckass doc by this stupid cunt will realize how bad it is and how she could not be involved in calling out predators ever again. literally fucked up a police investigation. im reeling
EDP445 did not go to jail because the investigation done on him was conducted poorly by alex rosen, a right-wing nutcase who fucked up catching him in the first place. do your research you illiterate moron.
you committed a crime on camera but your proof against him is edited and poorly written.
you committed a crime on camera but your proof against him is edited and poorly written.
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
EDP445 did not go to jail because the investigation done on him was conducted poorly by alex rosen, a right-wing nutcase who fucked up catching him in the first place. do your research you illiterate moron.
you committed a crime on camera but your proof against him is edited and poorly written.
you committed a crime on camera but your proof against him is edited and poorly written.