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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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#TrumpTariffs
The tariff list continues:
Heaven 25%
Disneyland 10%
The Lost City of Atlantis 25%
Narnia 35%
Hogwarts 10%
Oz 15%
Enid Blyton’s Toytown 10%
Middle-Earth 30%
Jurassic Park 12%
Utopia 15%
Kanye West 25%
Kanye East 15%
Nipple 10%
Paris Hilton 30%
Rod Hull 10%.
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday.
I played Rule Britannia on a carrot.
Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps.
Bunty my wife had some Ketamine.
We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles.
And we all ate roast penguin.
April 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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We’ve got great shows all day for fans of #metal #goth #progrock and more all at easternalternativeradio.co.uk
March 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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January 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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39 years, almost exactly, since I brought my first girlfriend to see this bunch of reprobates, poets and pirates on stage at Dublin’s long vanished SFX Centre:
December 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Morning. ☕️
December 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Do you think politicians actually enjoy the fact that poor people suffer, or are they simply able to ignore it?
December 3, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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So in honor of @punkrockhistory.bsky.social reposting my thoughts on Black Flag—here’s an illustration of Henry from my lead singers series I drew on Instagram ( which I’ll have to repost here )
December 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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I have a horrible suspicion that in the next UK election, a coalition of far right politicians will win - I am perplexed by the feebleness of the liberalish parties in US and UK
December 3, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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Approximately 70,000 Palestinians in northern #Gaza are facing severe starvation and the threat of annihilation amid what is being described as one of the most devastating campaigns of mass genocide in modern times.
December 3, 2024 at 9:28 AM
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What can we do to get Kneecap on Bluesky
November 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Kneecap 1, Kemi Badenoch NIL
November 29, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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That's one I could get behind
November 28, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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The King's Head in Magdalen St is my favourite Norwich pub but all too often I do it late in the day when I'm too pissed to appreciate it properly so instead today there for opening time. A pint of Shortts Two Tone mild 3.8%.
November 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Stop 4 the Orange Tree for a half of Mauldons Black Adder 5.3%.
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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70 years young 😍

Happy Birthday to Viviane Katrina Louise "Viv" Albertine, Australian-born British singer and songwriter, guitarist for the English punk group the Slits and member of the Flowers of Romance, born on this day in 1954, Sydney

#punk #punks #womenofpunk #vivalbertine #theslits #otd
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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Former Israeli Defense Minister Moshe Ya'alon admits that #Israel is engaging in ethnic cleansing and committing war crimes in northern #Gaza.
December 1, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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This weekend, we marched once again in solidarity with the Palestinian people.

We sent a message to our government: if you knowingly supply weapons to a government whose leader is wanted for war crimes, the long arm of international law will extend to you too.
December 1, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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NEW 🚨 Britain's electoral laws are broken - but successive governments have done nothing

Musk's proposed $100million donation to Nigel Farage shows we are on the cusp of a real crisis for British democracy

But it can be fixed. Here's how, by me

democracyforsale.substack.com/p/musks-100m...
Musk’s $100m to Farage will break our democracy
Keir Starmer needs to fix Britain’s broken electoral laws now - if he doesn’t, we will all suffer the consequences
democracyforsale.substack.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM