bonita bapplebaum
@samplanett.bsky.social
she/her
hey bby i hear the blues are callin
hey bby i hear the blues are callin
I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don’t know how to tell this to Spotify, but no ai playlist is gonna beat “The Rotation,” a nonsensical curation of songs that have made my head go “brr” since I first signed up for this app:
Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Absolutely devastated to announce that juice boxes have paper straws now. Fascism has, unfortunately, won.
I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I really wish that we didn’t live in a panopticon surveillance state because I need Google maps to have a “what’s the parking situation?” Option where they go into all the parking lots of places so I can see what I’m getting into
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once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system
Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Do I look like shit? Well I feel like shit. I’m ready to chew an eggshell over here.
My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.
September 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My whole thing with life is that it takes as long as it takes, but it takes as long as it takes, you know? Like, things will take as long as they need to take. No more. No less. Just…as long as it takes.
happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore
August 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
happy to report that my Harry Potter trivia is getting worse by the minute. can’t wait to use this brain space for something else. who is fumbosmore
And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves
August 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And for my first act as Ruler of the World: no more fucking sound ads ruining my good time. Matter of fact, limited amount of ads you’re allowed to see per day. Go fuck yourselves
Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.
July 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just installed a tempered glass screen protector on my phone with no bubbles and no dust mites stuck underneath. In case you bitches thought you could ever.
Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Something that I’m consciously trying to remember now is that when someone says that someone else “freaked out” or “yelled at” or “went off” on somebody, it usually just means that person had some stern words.
I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ll never understand people who are averse to washing behind their ears. Do they not know the glory of the feeling of rinsing The Crease™ ?
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sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks
June 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
sorry i didn’t respond, i was deep in the throes of my little tasks
I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—
May 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hate white people. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate th—
“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly
May 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Young and fine and dark and handsome/the boy from South Detroit keep bossing/and I can’t keep my panties from dropping” sung to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema” was a cultural moment that we let SZA get away with way too quickly
I need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.
May 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I need. The peasant skirt trend. To die.
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Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Why does listening to The Beaches make me want to be unbearably sexy
Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had
April 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Possibly one of the best text convos I’ve ever had
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yes white people. more of this.
Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?"
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’”
“I’M PISSED!”
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
yes white people. more of this.
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You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers
April 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You can't tell me this shit isn't exactly what is going on inside computers
I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?
April 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I have to put ointment and baby powder under my own t*ts every day why on earth would one expect me to have children. My breast is a diaper, you want me to bring someone else into this?
No but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers.
April 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No but ACTUALLY why did Disney choose to remake Snow White at this point in time. Her enviable beauty is that she’s whiter than white on rice, then she runs away and lives with seven problematic representations of little people. In 2025, why did Disney think this would do numbers.
Theatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play.
April 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Theatre as an institution needs to take a break from Romeo and Juliet. Seriously, unless you’re a high school, it should be widely frowned upon to do Romeo and Juliet. Do literally any other Shakespeare play.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS.
April 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
EVERY SINGLE TIME I HEAR “BUTTONS” BY THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS FT. SNOOP DOGG I HEAR THE NON-SNOOP DOGG VERSION AND IT UPSETS ME. EVEN ON MY OWN SPOTIFY. NO SNOOP. ITS GETTING GASLIGHT-Y AT THIS POINT. PLAY THE SNOOP DOGG VERSION YOU COWARDS.