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Sam J
@samparadise.bsky.social
Girl dad, software guy.
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January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Every once in a while I wake up and walk outside and see something like this and that’s one of the reasons I love living up here, all you house people.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Quick show of hands. Who among us has built an Ecommerce platform where they can feature on the error page their own 7 year old (at the time) daughter’s interpretation of the logo?
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Obviously they’re gonna bring me good luck whichever way I go, but I’m never quite sure whether to put Gene on my left shin and Paul on my right, or the other way round.
December 11, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course
December 11, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Gentle parenting is a scam created by big child
November 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Totals for the past 2 days:

Beers: 0
Miles run: 6
Turkey jalapeño mayo on toasted sourdough sandwich lunches: 2

Think I’ll keep this streak alive for a bit.
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Getting around to it a few days late here… but good news is I’ve been wanting to do this for a few years now…
December 1, 2024 at 4:47 PM
As am I.
December 1, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
The tree relaxes into its new environment while the dad, recently free of his mustache and feeling just super as a result, cooks up a scratch bolognese.
November 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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After having spent an inordinate amount of time on X, one thing that is now abundantly clear is that WE ALL KNOW HOW TO SPELL OVER HERE.

I wondered why the writer in me has been so calm these past few weeks.

Pat yourselves on the back, people. 💙 😁 💞
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
The elevator ride from level 4 of the parking garage to the 32nd (top) floor of the tallest residential tower in Oklahoma afforded him just the right amount of time for a quick touch-up with his ZEUS K11 switchblade mustache comb. amzn.to/3ZjwwBY
Amazon.com : ZEUS Folding Mustache Comb, Handmade Saw-Cut Best Moustache Pocket Comb - (Traditional) - K11 : Beauty & Personal Care
Amazon.com : ZEUS Folding Mustache Comb, Handmade Saw-Cut Best Moustache Pocket Comb - (Traditional) - K11 : Beauty & Personal Care
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November 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Don’t eat gas station pizza and don’t get your ears pierced at Walmart
Girl Dad adventures - piercings
I'm a girl dad of two ferocious nine year old humans and slightly older dog. We are living the urban lifestyle on the edge of downtown Tulsa. Follow our adventures!
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September 23, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Speaking from experience, the right place for a 9 year old to get her ears pierced is a tattoo parlor, not Claire’s. But not before checking with the soccer coach.
September 19, 2023 at 7:59 PM