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Sam
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S&M and bible studies
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I am formally declaring jesters privilege henceforth online #fbi #doj
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Background paintings by Sylvia Liu for The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show (2015–2017), DreamWorks Animation Television
July 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Ed Garman, the severely underrated American abstract precisionist, was born on this date in 1914, and you can celebrate it by shopping at any number of galleries who have stockpiles of his forgotten paintings, like these 40s works at Caldwell Gallery:
July 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don't talk to me until i've had my midnight bowl of cereal
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Alan Jackson Jihad
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jean Valjean: Am I mooore than you bargained for/Oh!
May 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
There's something about a child announcing the presence of an unseeable spectre of torment that gives me the creeps
May 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fuck Marry Abraham
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Good Morning, Captain Underpants
March 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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There is still time to make comments on the passport rule changes. They're an obvious overreach meant to attack the rights of trans people. So if you follow me and you are a cis person, you need to stand up for trans people or unfollow me right now. That is not a joke.
We have 30 days (and counting) to make comments on the passport changes. The Department of State is trying to figure out how to enforce Trump's draconian anti-trans EO and we have a chance to flood the system with dissent. Be polite, remain anonymous, use a VPN. (More instructions below)
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March 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
February 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Bible studies teacher: Noah built his arc to be 300 cubits long. That’s almost 1 and a half football fields. Over 500 feet!

Me: 500 feet!?!? *starts jacking off*
February 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Up all night coom strolling
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sitting in the only room I let my cats exist in without my supervision: These fuckers love hanging out with me!
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The nonbinary urge to buy bigger and dumber shirts
February 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cool rapper name i just thought of is Tech Knowledgey or Tech Knowledge E maybe E-something like technology stuff like email
February 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fart fetish nick lowe prob like "i love the sound of breaking ass"
February 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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i'm actually pro-bureaucracy. I think we have too much innovation and it should be slowed down a little.
February 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Do look at me I'm handsome crying
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Call me osama bin laden way they're gonna find hentai rom hacks on my laptop after the government blows my brains out
February 3, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Not sure anyone should be making post hardcore anymore but especially not Canadians
February 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I am formally declaring jesters privilege henceforth online #fbi #doj
February 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM