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samcrowley.bsky.social
@samcrowley.bsky.social
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
Pinned
Pin your ear to the wisdom post
Pin your eye to the line
Never let the weeds get higher
Than the garden
Always keep a sapphire in your mind
Always keep a diamond in your mind

Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The internet is full of smart people writing beautiful prose about how bad everything is, how it all sucks, how it’s embarrassing to like anything, how anything that appears good is, in fact, secretly bad. I find this confusing and tragic

www.experimental-history.com/p/28-slightl...
28 slightly rude notes on writing
OR: catapulting myself into a pit of tarantulas
www.experimental-history.com
June 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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it would be cool if some members of the mainstream media cared as much about this administration lying about who's running the agency dismantling the federal government as they do about the former president’s age
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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T-shirts calling him “Da Pope” are already for sale. Portillo’s introduced an Italian beef sandwich called “The Leo” to its menu, and the Wieners Circle debuted a new sign — one that requires a working knowledge of Latin to understand.
Chicago loudly and proudly claims homegrown Pope Leo XIV — and the ‘Pope’s Pizza’ at Aurelio’s
Almost immediately after the Tribune published an article Thursday mentioning that the newly-elected Pope Leo XIV had dined with old friends at Aurelio’s Pizza in Homewood months prior, Joe Aurelio…
www.chicagotribune.com
May 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I cosign this tweet
May 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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“I have found out one thing about these people. If they attack you be careful to stand your ground and they will leave you, but if you run they will follow.”

19th Century abolitionist Ellen Garrison Jackson Clark on dealing with racist bullies.
March 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Y'all.

❤️

#uglydogs
Quince Mountain on the Iditarod Trail
YouTube video by BraverMountain
www.youtube.com
March 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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John Hemingway was a fighter pilot in a vastly outnumbered Royal Air Force, one of the “few” hailed by Churchill that saved Britain in the early stages of World War II, and was an Allied flight controller during the D-Day invasion of Normandy in 1944. He died at 105 on Monday. nyti.ms/3RnD51z
March 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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ANY GIVEN CASTING DIRECTOR: So the character’s a creepy little freak, who do we got

Miles away, Walton Goggins tilts his head like a dog hearing a frequency no one else can hear. He sniffs the air. A slow, genuine, but terrifying, smile fills his face.
April 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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in slightly-early honour of St Patricks Day, I will once again remind the world of the time Amazon united Ireland (and apologized for the Troubles), still one of my favourite moments on twitter
March 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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This weekend i drove by a sign that said "Order your bees now" and I'm going to spend the rest of my life regretting not turning around to photograph it.
March 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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More than $3 trillion of wealth evaporated from the S&P 500 since Inauguration Day as policies meant to put us in the Golden Age hurtle us back to the Iron Age.
March 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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"We said from the beginning that this North American trade war is the dumbest in history, and we were being kind." -- @WSJ Editorial Board

www.wsj.com/opinion/dona...
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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A ‘garden path sentence’ is a grammatically correct sentence that tricks the reader into misinterpreting it.

The old man the boat.
(The boat is manned by the elderly.)

The prime number the few.
(People who are exceptional are few in number.)
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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We must not lose our faculty to dare, particularly in dark days

- Sir Winston Churchill
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Well written article comparing today to the gilded age
March 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM