@sambotty.bsky.social
Used vlookup for a major project and feel like a god
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Used vlookup for a major project and feel like a god
It never stops feeling like a ton of bricks
August 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It never stops feeling like a ton of bricks
I was supposed to use the hour before I left for work to check assignments but then my son woke up early so I played w him instead.
So now I’m behind on checking but at least I also feel sad about leaving my kid to go to work!!!!
So now I’m behind on checking but at least I also feel sad about leaving my kid to go to work!!!!
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I was supposed to use the hour before I left for work to check assignments but then my son woke up early so I played w him instead.
So now I’m behind on checking but at least I also feel sad about leaving my kid to go to work!!!!
So now I’m behind on checking but at least I also feel sad about leaving my kid to go to work!!!!
My 2 yo loves cars and is learning the ABCs. This has resulted in the best cover of the ABCs ever:
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K
Beep beep beep beep beep”
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K
Beep beep beep beep beep”
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My 2 yo loves cars and is learning the ABCs. This has resulted in the best cover of the ABCs ever:
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K
Beep beep beep beep beep”
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K
Beep beep beep beep beep”
One low light of my week was putting $50 down to put my 2 yo on a waitlist for a waitlist for a preschool.
July 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
One low light of my week was putting $50 down to put my 2 yo on a waitlist for a waitlist for a preschool.
I swear way too much for my toddler not to pick up on cuss words, so I wasn’t surprised when I heard him use one recently. But I didn’t realize that, when he sees me dropping something and saying ‘shit’, he processes that as a type of etiquette.
July 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I swear way too much for my toddler not to pick up on cuss words, so I wasn’t surprised when I heard him use one recently. But I didn’t realize that, when he sees me dropping something and saying ‘shit’, he processes that as a type of etiquette.
Today I discovered the secret to figuring out which direction the MTA leaves the station and therefore which extremity of the train to board to get to my car faster ie I have been promoted to Commute Wizard
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Today I discovered the secret to figuring out which direction the MTA leaves the station and therefore which extremity of the train to board to get to my car faster ie I have been promoted to Commute Wizard
It took less than six months for the trump/elon musk bromance to implode. *chef’s kiss*
June 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It took less than six months for the trump/elon musk bromance to implode. *chef’s kiss*
I keep trying to think of ways to explain item response theory to someone who doesn’t care about measurement and I think I have an idea stay tuned
April 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I keep trying to think of ways to explain item response theory to someone who doesn’t care about measurement and I think I have an idea stay tuned
I made this map on QGIS for a term project for my measurement class. It’s not where I want it to be yet, but it does make my starting analysis so much easier. #WhatHashtagShouldIBeUsing
April 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I made this map on QGIS for a term project for my measurement class. It’s not where I want it to be yet, but it does make my starting analysis so much easier. #WhatHashtagShouldIBeUsing
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Lindsey Vonn concluded her comeback season at age 40 with a second-place finish in a World Cup super-G race Sunday that was won by Swiss standout Lara Gut-Behrami. cnn.it/4bXkXW7
March 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lindsey Vonn concluded her comeback season at age 40 with a second-place finish in a World Cup super-G race Sunday that was won by Swiss standout Lara Gut-Behrami. cnn.it/4bXkXW7
Chief Justice rebukes trump for calling for a judge’s impeachment. That’ll show him!!!!!!1111oneoneone
I don't have a copy of this yet but 👀
*CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS OF SUPREME COURT ISSUES STATEMENT
*US CHIEF JUSTICE CALLS IMPEACHING JUDGES FOR RULINGS IMPROPER
*CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS OF SUPREME COURT ISSUES STATEMENT
*US CHIEF JUSTICE CALLS IMPEACHING JUDGES FOR RULINGS IMPROPER
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Chief Justice rebukes trump for calling for a judge’s impeachment. That’ll show him!!!!!!1111oneoneone
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
theonion.com
March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Why do nice guys always turn out to be the absolute worst
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why do nice guys always turn out to be the absolute worst
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Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point.
The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math.
Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math.
Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point.
The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math.
Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math.
Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.
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Oh, now we're dragging people out of the SOTU.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh, now we're dragging people out of the SOTU.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
Democrats, your job is not to be quieter because Al Green got dragged out. It's your job to get LOUDER.
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Remember when MTG was removed during Biden's SOTU.
Oh. Wait.
Oh. Wait.
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Remember when MTG was removed during Biden's SOTU.
Oh. Wait.
Oh. Wait.
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Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.
#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfTheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump claims he “brought free speech back” after removing a man from exercising his free speech.
#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfTheUnion
Good, efficient code is like art to me. Like I will stop and marvel at it, talk to my friends about it, post about it…
February 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Good, efficient code is like art to me. Like I will stop and marvel at it, talk to my friends about it, post about it…
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February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.
AP sues 3 Trump administration officials, citing freedom of speech
The Associated Press is suing three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events.
apnews.com
February 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.
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Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
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Congratulations Westchester County for taking the initiative and getting out in the cold for a special election! This is the energy we need going forward for all special and midterm elections - Let's help #CD-21 in NY next - Stefanik's seat is up for grabs #indivisible #NY
The voters have spoken. They've chosen sane, decent and effective leadership over MAGA rhetoric.
Congrats to Ken Jenkins!
Congrats to Ken Jenkins!
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Congratulations Westchester County for taking the initiative and getting out in the cold for a special election! This is the energy we need going forward for all special and midterm elections - Let's help #CD-21 in NY next - Stefanik's seat is up for grabs #indivisible #NY